[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

This is no time for second guessing. Zeke said today during his morning prayer breakfast "my housekeeper left the oranges in the red bowl" three time today. That's right, the red bowl, not the glass one! Omega step prim has already happen.

The watermill is turn gentlemen, you all need to do you part before the bus makes it to the intersection with the flower vendor. The chess set better be in place before then.

Thankfully the Lord is on our side because we going to need him.

The chickens have come home to roost. Bring your toothcups; Project Habakkuk has expanded.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

The chickens have come home to roost. Bring your toothcups; Project Habakkuk has expanded.

Habakkuk has been expanded into Omega?!

I don't believe it's happened so soon . . . My congregation is still short 27 Hello Kitty lunchboxes! What do I do? Is there still time to get them? My supplier has been coming up short . . . Are there other congregations in my area making preparations that you haven't told me about?

[Born Again Bob]

MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN
MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN
MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Born Again Bob

MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN
MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN
MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN

Gesundheit.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Gesundheit.

Your goose is cooked, atheist scum. I will personally see to that.

Matthew 3:7 O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Your goose is cooked, atheist scum. I will personally see to that.

Zeke, while your concern for Didymus's dietary requirements is touching, don't you think there are more important things to be concerned about right now? Like my congregation being short 27 Hello Kitty lunchboxes?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Zeke, while your concern for Didymus's dietary requirements is touching, don't you think there are more important things to be concerned about right now? Like my congregation being short 27 Hello Kitty lunchboxes?

He'll fit in them, don't worry.

[Faith_Machine]

It won't be long now, gentlemen.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Zeke, my supplier just called to say you helped him find the last 27 "Hello Kitty lunchboxes" for my congregation, and he'll deliver them in the morning. Thanks! Now I won't have to pick and choose who gets to survive a delicious boxed lunch during the, er, fireworks display.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Some of the 'pages' for the 'bible' I was sent are incorrect. I'm not going to have the biblical 'penetration' or 'range' to successfully 'rebuke' the target.

Should I abort the 'rebuke'?

YIC

[Faith_Machine]

Laurence, my friend, we are fully committed. "Smoke 'em if you got 'em," as they say.

[Alphonse Alban]

Overseas has been mostly covered. Flags have been painted and placed in their strategic positions.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban

Overseas has been mostly covered. Flags have been painted and placed in their strategic positions.

good, combined with BAB's post Cicero has addressed the Roman forum. Watermill is turning people!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Hurray! All of the remaining "Hello Kitty lunchboxes" arrived this morning.

Everyone in my congregation has one, and they're all excited for their "picnic lunch"!

The women and children have already departed for Freehold in a caravan of black SUVs with tinted windows, coming along I-80, and should get to Freehold about another 5 hours from now. If someone can meet up with them on the freeway and provide an escort, that'd be right neighborly!

The men will be leaving directly from their places of work. (Don't want to raise curiosity among the unsaved!)

They, of course, have clothes, important personal belongings, and their "Hello Kitty lunchboxes" in their cars.

[Faith_Machine]

Whose side are you on, Reverend Rodimer? You just broadcasted important tactical data in an open, public forum!

You know as well as I do the black SUVS are to be referred to as "mail trucks," and I-80 is "the yellowbrick road."


Now we have to come up with new code words!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Whose side are you on, Reverend Rodimer? You just broadcasted important tactical data in an open, public forum!

You know as well as I do the black SUVS are to be referred to as "mail trucks," and I-80 is "the yellowbrick road."


Now we have to come up with new code words!

What? I thought this thread was locked so only True Christians™ could see it! Widow Helen is with them!! She'll be very perturbed if the authorities subject her to another strip search!

Then again, not even Widow Helen knows the details, even where they're going. All the women and children just think it's a nation-wide scavenger hunt, where the first thing they have to do is follow the yellow brick road to the Emerald City and find the Wizard. They've been told not to open their Hello Kitty lunchboxes until they are given the sign, or they will ruin the surprise.

So, if they're captured, we can get more women and make more children. I'll tell the menfolk to be creative about their routes. And borrow their co-workers' cars.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Whose side are you on, Reverend Rodimer? You just broadcasted important tactical data in an open, public forum!

You know as well as I do the black SUVS are to be referred to as "mail trucks," and I-80 is "the yellowbrick road."


Now we have to come up with new code words!

That's right Rodimer, this is Omega Prim, not Omega Delta. You've just sent your people to their deaths like pigs to the slaughter. They will be lucky to make it to Vincennes alive.

Focus people, or there will be more accidents like this!

UPDATE: Pastor Zeke just announced on Freehold access TV that his grandfather liked to smoke cigars. Get moving people!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

That's right Rodimer, this is Omega Prime, not Omega Delta. You've just sent your people to their deaths like pigs to the slaughter. They will be lucky to make it to Vincennes alive.

Focus people, or there will be more accidents like this!

They'll be fine if some moderator can fix that post of mine . . . You can't all hate Widow Helen that much . . . Bobby-Joe, remember when you tried her pie, that big grin on your face? That's because she made it with love!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

They'll be fine if some moderator can fix that post of mine . . . You can't all hate Widow Helen that much . . . Bobby-Joe, remember when you tried her pie, that big grin on your face? That's because she made it with love!

Forget about Helen and the rest of the Rodimer, they are with Jesus now. At lest they will give you a two hour window to visit your Aunt Mable.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Forget about Helen and the rest of the Rodimer, they are with Jesus now. At lest they will give you a two hour window to visit your Aunt Mable.

I have good news! I think.

Widow Helen was checking out the site here using her tablet computer, but not posting because then she could be tracked.

She called me from a pay phone somewhere and said that it was high time someone 'competent' took charge of the women--whatever that is supposed to mean--and that she was going to ditch the SUVs and get the women and children taken care of her way.

I asked her what she was going to do, and she refused to tell me! "You'll just blab it on the Internet, you >censored by moderator for family-friendly forum<! I'll tell you what we did when and if you get your >censored by moderator< to the PICNIC! IT'S A >censored by moderator < CODE WORD, USE IT!"

So, the ladies may well make it to the "picnic" after all.