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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-26-2014, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by LoveLife
...You may have all your stereotypical beliefs, but I'll just tell you right now you're wrong...
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Well, then, I guess they'll just give up on this whole "religion" thing in the face of... what, exactly? Some kid on the internet's tantrum? Somehow, I don't think that's quite going to do it.
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...I don't even know why this discussion started, but it's just plain stupid...
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Discussions are not, in and of themselves, stupid. Contributions to the discussion can be (see above).
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...Kids can like whatever that want and choose what influences they want to be affected by...
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That's what the Bible says, too. It also says they'll go to Hell for those choices.
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...To all those religious, get a life or go die.
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Aren't you just the cuddly little bundle of joy?
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-26-2014, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Well, then, I guess they'll just give up on this whole "religion" thing in the face of... what, exactly? Some kid on the internet's tantrum? Somehow, I don't think that's quite going to do it.
Discussions are not, in and of themselves, stupid. Contributions to the discussion can be (see above).
That's what the Bible says, too. It also says they'll go to Hell for those choices.
Aren't you just the cuddly little bundle of joy?
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1.) In the face of nothing of religion can be proven other than by a book, which anyone could have written little fairy tales into.
2.) I agree, most contributions just make the discussion look worse.
3.) I would rather live my life like I want and die in a fiery pit than follow a BOOK full of rules.
4.) I'm just the opposite.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-26-2014, 10:12 PM
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Didymus Much Aren't you just the cuddly little bundle of joy?
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4.) I'm just the opposite.
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Are you a spiky bit of sadness?
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-26-2014, 10:29 PM
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Are you a spiky bit of sadness?
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Not spiky, sharp like a knife.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-26-2014, 10:36 PM
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Not spiky, sharp like a knife.
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Well, not every knife is the sharpest knife in the drawer, you know.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-26-2014, 10:51 PM
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Well, not every knife is the sharpest knife in the drawer, you know.
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Which is why I sharpen myself on the religious. I'm never dull, there are so many fools out there.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-26-2014, 11:00 PM
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I'm never dull
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I'm sorry to burst your little bubble, but so far you have been nothing but extremely dull.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-26-2014, 11:11 PM
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...3.) I would rather live my life like I want and die in a fiery pit than follow a BOOK full of rules...
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That's fine by me (and anyone else here; they may feel a pang of regret that they were not able to help you save your own soul, but they know that God told them He will send almost everyone to Hell while they're happily singing His praises forever in Heaven so yeah, they'll deal ).
But then, why are you here, bothering people who might want to go a different way?
"Defending" your freedoms while denying others'?
Hypocrisy? What's that?
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-26-2014, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
That's fine by me (and anyone else here; they may feel a pang of regret that they were not able to help you save your own soul, but they know that God told them He will send almost everyone to Hell while they're happily singing His praises forever in Heaven so yeah, they'll deal ).
But then, why are you here, bothering people who might want to go a different way?
"Defending" your freedoms while denying others'?
Hypocrisy? What's that?
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I'm here because I feel you should all know the "other side of the story". The atheist side of life.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-26-2014, 11:32 PM
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I'm here because I feel you should all know the "other side of the story". The atheist side of life.
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pssst: check my title and "awards"
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-26-2014, 11:34 PM
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I'm here because I feel you should all know the "other side of the story". The atheist side of life.
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Aww, thank you, sweetie, but you see, we already keep Mr. Didymus Much for that.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-27-2014, 03:36 AM
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You have some sense gal! 100 pts to you!!! 0 and a wedgie to all the other pussies who are calling Gerard satanic and homosexual. HOW D'YA LIKE THAT!!!
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Just wanna say right now, I love you whether you be gay lesbian or straight.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-27-2014, 03:36 AM
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I'm sorry to burst your little bubble, but so far you have been nothing but extremely dull.
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Brother Alphonse, you make me laugh.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-27-2014, 03:48 AM
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Brother Alphonse, you make me laugh.
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You make me laugh! You believe in God and Jesus! Who wouldn't think that's funny?
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-27-2014, 03:57 AM
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You make me laugh! You believe in God and Jesus! Who wouldn't think that's funny?
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I don't think that thinks it's funny.
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05-27-2014, 04:18 AM
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I don't think that thinks it's funny.
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I wouldn't find it funny either if I weren't real.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-27-2014, 04:27 AM
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I wouldn't find it funny either if I weren't real.
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Yet, you are real. Unless I'm talking to some smarty-pants computer which generates some random utterances based on what it has stored in its database. (Which would explain a lot, actually).
Well, assuming that you are real, you exist because you were created. You were created by God. Hence, your existence proves God's existence.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-29-2014, 03:43 AM
I'm so frustrated by this that I don't have words.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
05-29-2014, 04:01 AM
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I'm so frustrated by this that I don't have words.
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I agree. That this filthy homer Satan worshiping pervert hasn't been arrested, tried, and executed for crimes against God and humanity frustrates me too.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Gerard Way - Cross-Dressing Vampire-Weirdo Psycho-Satanist Nutbag! -
06-02-2014, 01:28 AM
lololololol are you guys for real? also, what in the name of god is a "homer Satan," seriously broXD
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