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THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-04-2008, 01:14 PM
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I have recently been reading up on the myth of 'The Female Orgasm'. Today in our secular society we find that most women discuss this disgusting perversion, thinking it is normal. Well, that is just NOT true! No Godly woman would ever wish to experience such a thing. It is a gateway sin!
The FACT is that only a THIRD of women experience the 'female orgasm' during intercourse, while others need to use some sort of 'artificial stimulation' to achieve it! Yes, we're talking sex with machines here! Vibrating spinning plastic tallywhackers, and other such disgusting devices!
Only a THIRD of women achieve an orgasm during intercourse! Well friends, I think we can all guess what kind of 'women' we're talking about here! Whores, witches, perverts, sexual deviants! The facts also state that studies revealed only 90% of women may be able to achieve an orgasm, while the other 10% we can but guess must be Godly Christian women. Friends, NO True Christian Woman should experience the 'perversion' of the female orgasm orgasm!
Many women 'claim' that the female orgasm is like having a series of seizures, during which they experience a 'Zen-like state'! Well we know that can't be good! For a start, having epileptic seizures or 'fitting' is a sure sign of demon-possession! So by this fact, can we assume that women who have these 'orgasms' are under some sort of demonic influence? It sure looks that way! Then we have women experiencing 'Zen-Like States' during orgasm! States which demonic Buddhists practice for endless days of evil Yoga meditation to reach, and something which the Bible clearly forbids!
Remember, sex is for making babies, not for your enjoyment! Women should not sweat or perspire during sex, women should not moan out like animals, women should not act like filthy whores during sex, AND WOMEN SHOULD NOT HAVE AN ORGASM! It is revolting! Creating another human life is a gift from God. It is not something that should be taken lightly! REAL women should lie quite still, keep silent, and close their eyes during sex. Women should pray to God during sex, that he grants her a healthy fully-formed Christian child. Sex is NOT for your pleasure, it is for creating babies! You should remember that!
I would liken the female orgasm to pedophilia, as women who experience such repugnant states while making a child are simply sick in the head! Getting off in some sort of perverted and deviant way, having seizures and fitting like an epileptic, and reaching deviant Buddhist mental states, while making an innocent little baby is wrong! It is unnatural and sick - Women would do well to remember that!
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-04-2008, 01:51 PM
What's a female orgasm?
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-04-2008, 02:11 PM
And what about the male orgasme?? Is that a sin too??
The fact that only 1 out of 3 women gets an orgasm is not because they are whores, perverts,... it's just because female body is much more diverse than a male body. Some women are just less sensitive than others and need more stimulation (this is where some men fail and leaves the women unsatisfied). Why shouldn't women enjoy sex with their husband/friend??
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-04-2008, 02:39 PM
If a woman is not having orgasms, it's her fault.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-04-2008, 02:47 PM
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If a woman is not having orgasms, it's her fault.
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A typical male answer. the correct answer however is that when a woman didn't have an orgasm the man didn't perform up to specs.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
08-13-2008, 03:59 AM
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A typical male answer. the correct answer however is that when a woman didn't have an orgasm the man didn't perform up to specs.
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No the woman didn't have the orgasm because some men don't care enough to help them achieve it. Men have higher sex drives, which for -some- means, higher SELFISH sex drives. A true man would want his wife to enjoy their LOVE MAKING/BABY MAKING as much as he does, as God would intend. A female orgasm isn't a sin, it means she is enjoying the time you two are having. So please, don't be so arrogant and show love to your wife as it is written in the inscriptions.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
11-27-2008, 03:31 AM
You must be one of those "femanists" that say 2 out of 3 men suffer from premature orgasm. I maintain that no man ever "suffered" from premature orgasm!
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
10-10-2008, 05:57 AM
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If a woman is not having orgasms, it's her fault.
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Just like it's a woman's fault for having a boy/girl.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
10-10-2008, 06:02 AM
I absolutely refuse to believe that the guys here don't *pornographic language deleted*. That's the biggest lie EVAR. Liars! DOWNRIGHT LIARS.
I don't know where that bs came from, but the *pornographic language deleted*is similar to a *pornographic language deleted*.
The *pornographic language deleted* contains thousands of nerves, and is the most sensitive part of a womin's body. A female *pornographic language deleted* is not painful or seizure-like.
A female *pornographic language deleted*is a surge of *pornographic language deleted* that vibrates through the body. I would imagine it is much like a male *pornographic language deleted*. It builds up *pornographic language deleted* and explodes. It is euphoric.
Yes. i'm afraid *pornographic language deleted* are very natural. everyone partakes in *pornographic language deleted*. and everyone wants to.
Last edited by Wide-Open; 10-10-2008 at 06:07 AM.
Reason: Made references to exploding cooters
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-04-2008, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Goose
And what about the male orgasme?? Is that a sin too??
The fact that only 1 out of 3 women gets an orgasm is not because they are whores, perverts,... it's just because female body is much more diverse than a male body. Some women are just less sensitive than others and need more stimulation (this is where some men fail and leaves the women unsatisfied). Why shouldn't women enjoy sex with their husband/friend??
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I can't believe you would post such smut! This is a public forum and we'd all appreciate it if you could keep your sex perverted sex fantasies to yourself!
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-04-2008, 04:09 PM
I'm not in here reading this filth.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-04-2008, 11:50 PM
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Why shouldn't women enjoy sex with their husband/friend??
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You filthy little pervert sicko! Please tell me where in the Bible it teaches that a woman should have sex with her husband AND HIS FRIENDS!
I'm guessing you're one of these bi-sexural queer pervert swinger pieces of s - h - i - t. Raping a married woman, while her sick deviant husband watches. Or does he join in, and sodomise you, then piss on you, while you impregnate his trailer-trash wife with your dumb little negroid kids?
How DARE you come onto a Christian forum, and spew your disease here! You people are human-trash! Garbage people we call you, and I can assure you that's what you are!
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-05-2008, 12:16 AM
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If a woman is not having orgasms, it's her fault.
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I prefer to think of it as: If a woman is not having orgasms, it's to her husband's credit.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-05-2008, 12:39 AM
Women should be less concerned with their "G-spot", and a lot more concerned with their J-spot PRAISE!
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-05-2008, 06:14 PM
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I prefer to think of it as: If a woman is not having orgasms, it's to her husband's credit.
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Coming from a man with experience.
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
06-03-2008, 10:15 PM
Haha no orgasm, no sex, no drink, no drugs?? ye are just takin away everythiong fun, look just cos ye're daddys beat ye, dont be upset ok
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
05-05-2008, 11:39 AM
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Some women are just less sensitive than others and need more stimulation
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I'm still really confused here. Do you mean like when you have to kick their ass twice for the same reason?
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
02-17-2014, 02:11 AM
Please show me in your KJV bibles where the female orgasm is a sin... thanks
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
02-17-2014, 02:20 AM
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Please show me in your KJV bibles where the female orgasm is a sin... thanks
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I believe it was the Christian philosopher Thomas Aquinas that tells us that all sexual intercourse without the intent of creating a baby is sinful.
Are you saying you know better than him?
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Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ? -
03-01-2017, 08:12 PM
If any woman dared orgasm on my tallywacker I would burn the witch!!!
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