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Re: Racism -
11-20-2006, 09:40 PM
You see? Everyone, including yourselves, thinks that they're way is right and everyone else is wrong.
The difference between your view and mine is that you whole heartedly 100% believe that the Bible you have is completely right and the word of god.
I on the other hand don't believe in god but belive me, I question EVERYTHING those scientists say also. Mainly because they contradict themselves with a new study every second year.
Anyways, I'm just saying that I am unbiased, look at the big picture from every angle i can, and question everything.
And that is the reason that this argument could never stop, because neither side is going to give in.
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Re: Racism -
11-20-2006, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by not_satan
You see? Everyone, including yourselves, thinks that they're way is right and everyone else is wrong.
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We could hardly think that everyone else is right and our way is wrong, now could we? And besides, you're far more arrogant than we are:
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Anyways, I'm just saying that I am unbiased
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No human being is unbiased. True objectivity is impossible to obtain. That's why we recognise the limitations of our knowledge and judgement and turn to the one truly reliable and unbiased source: God. Won't you join us?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Racism -
11-21-2006, 01:01 AM
It's true that no one is completely unbiased just as much as your vacume at home dosen't really create a complete vaccume....
And again I feel that I am unbiased because I don't believe in or was brought up on any religion...and you have been
and maybe from now on you could quote my full post or at least the full paragraph? because you keep on quoting my main statement and none of my backing ideas hhhmmmm?
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Re: Racism -
11-21-2006, 01:18 AM
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...whiney nonsense deleted... my main statement and none of my backing ideas hhhmmmm?
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Kindly leave your sodomite rantings out. This is a Christian forum and we are here to Praise Jesus, not offend Him.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Racism -
11-21-2006, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by not_satan
It's true that no one is completely unbiased
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False. Jesus is not biased. Therefore disciples of Jesus are not biased.
Therefore we True Baptists are unbiased. You are not a Christian. Therefore you are biased.
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your vacume at home dosen't really create a complete vaccume....
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helps: you misspelled the same word differently twice in a row. It's
"vaccuum".
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Originally Posted by not_satan
and quote my full post you keep on quoting my none of my backing ideas hhhmmmm?
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Biased and defensive and a poor speller.
It is as if she is_satan
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Re: Racism -
11-21-2006, 03:09 AM
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It is as if she is_satan
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hhhhhmmmmmmm.........
YES! thanks
you just completed my goal of being accused of being satan himself in less than two days after joining this shitty forum full of loonytunes just like you
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Re: Racism -
11-21-2006, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by not_satan
It's true that no one is completely unbiased just as much as your vacume at home dosen't really create a complete vaccume....
And again I feel that I am unbiased because I don't believe in or was brought up on any religion...and you have been
and maybe from now on you could quote my full post or at least the full paragraph? because you keep on quoting my main statement and none of my backing ideas hhhmmmm?
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Well, I quoted the whole thing. In your first whatever (it isn't a sentence or a paragraph and elipses are three dots with a space between them, but are usually folowed by a related thought. And of course, vacuum is spelt vacuum. Anyway, I think you are a dark skinned homosexual who did poorly in public school. Now, what were we taling about? Oh yes, usually I would assign 40 warning points for poor writing skills, but just to show how nice we can be, I will only give you 20 warning points this time.
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Re: Racism -
11-21-2006, 03:14 AM
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Kindly leave your sodomite rantings out. This is a Christian forum and we are here to Praise Jesus, not offend Him.
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Well I wasn't here to offend Jesus directly...but if I offend him in the process of offending all the rest of you crazy motherf uckers than the more the merrier!
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Re: Racism -
11-21-2006, 03:17 AM
THANKS BITCH!
but you only got one thing right......
I'm white and straight
but yes....i'm not exactly top of my class right now
and as for the spelling and grammer part....hell I don't care....if I get my general message across than i could care less if i misspell things
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Re: Racism -
11-21-2006, 03:22 AM
also how does this point system work exactly??
how many points do I need to get a big stuffed bear or something
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Re: Racism -
11-21-2006, 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted by not_satan
THANKS BITCH!
but you only got one thing right......
I'm white and straight
but yes....i'm not exactly top of my class right now
and as for the spelling and grammer part....hell I don't care....if I get my general message across than i could care less if i misspell things
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Our Lord Jesus Christ cares about your grammar and spelling. HE especailly doesn't like folks who can't be bothered to take a few moments to check their writings in HIS favorite forum. And don't think I didn't notice the BITCH part. You may be right . . . I am a bitch for Jesus! My job is saving souls, not being nice to Hell-bound trash like you. (Note the properly formed elipses )
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Re: Racism -
11-21-2006, 03:47 AM
وَمَنَاةَ الثَّالِثَةَ الْأُخْرَى
أَلَكُمُ الذَّكَرُ وَلَهُ الْأُنثَى
تِلْكَ إِذًا قِسْمَةٌ ضِيزَى. سورة النجم - سورة ٥٣: ١٩-٢٢
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Re: Racism -
11-21-2006, 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by not_satan
وَمَنَاةَ الثَّالِثَةَ الْأُخْرَى
أَلَكُمُ الذَّكَرُ وَلَهُ الْأُنثَى
تِلْكَ إِذًا قِسْمَةٌ ضِيزَى. سورة النجم - سورة ٥٣: ١٩-٢٢
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Sweet Baby Jesus! I think we have a terrorist amongst us! I will alert our Godly president/savior Bush.
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Re: Racism -
11-21-2006, 04:22 AM
aaaaaaaahhhhh so thats where the "we have the right to edit and change your posts" stuff comes in.....
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Re: Racism -
11-21-2006, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by not_satan
how many points do I need to get a big stuffed bear or something
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Argh! I knew it! A hellbound sodomite! You will not get stuffed by a big bear on these Godly forums, no matter how many points you accumulate!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Racism -
11-21-2006, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Argh! I knew it! A hellbound sodomite! You will not get stuffed by a big bear on these Godly forums, no matter how many points you accumulate!
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God ****it! how did you guys know I was gay? did you know all the time?
Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 11-22-2006 at 01:23 PM.
Reason: profanity removed
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Re: Racism -
11-22-2006, 02:45 AM
Whilst it has been mentioned that we speak only God's Language here and not the sand-scribbles you tried to make earlier, I just wanted to congratulate you on your research into our B.I.T.C.H. program here at Landover! Nearly every True Christian™ woman I have met is a B.I.T.C.H., and I wouldn't consider marriage with a non-B.I.T.C.H.. Perhaps if you were to congregate more with the B.I.T.C.H.es here, you would be less ignorant of what God truly wants, and, moreover, demands!
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Re: Racism -
11-22-2006, 07:47 AM
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Argh! I knew it! A hellbound sodomite! You will not get stuffed by a big bear on these Godly forums, no matter how many points you accumulate!
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Mr.Temperance, i be thinkin about what Mr. not_satan meaned when he saids he wanna get stuffeds by a big ole bear , maybee he gots a bear wrestlin fetishs?
it be a war that Mr. not_satan never ever gonna wins an that be true
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Re: Racism -
11-25-2006, 11:35 PM
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Of course not! I am saying that we need to wipe the SATANISTS right off the face of the earth everywhere EXCEPT the GODLY United States! All those ragheads are doing nothing except ruining the environment. And the chinks.
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The rich people like you are ruining the environment! With thier big ass houses and all, race has nothing do do with ruining the environment. Some rich people are helpng it, but you arn't.
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Re: Racism -
11-26-2006, 04:20 AM
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The rich people like you are ruining the environment! With thier big ass houses and all, race has nothing do do with ruining the environment. Some rich people are helpng it, but you arn't.
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Blah blah blah, all I hear is liberal hippy nonsense. You have so much free time from not worshiping your Lord and Savior that you are able to yap on for hours 'n hours about the "environment" and how it's "dying". As an expert in the scientifical fields, I am accustomed to such never ending drivel. It is a well-known fact that the Lord Jesus will return long before any *real* damage takes place. The worst "ruining of the environment" will take place after we True Christians™ are raptured away and the tribulation sets in--then you will know true ruin! Until then, we can do nothing to the environment that God doesn't WANT to happen. Remember--He has the final say over EVERYTHING. If He didn't want the earth to be getting warmer (which it isn't), He wouldn't let it. If He didn't want the 9/11™ towers to fall, He wouldn't have allowed it. NOTHING is done without His Infinite knowledge! Glory!
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