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Re: What are condoms? -
10-27-2010, 01:37 PM
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@ all There was a box in the drug store with condoms and a picture of a Roman soldier on it. Does anyone know what these are for?
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Condoms suffocate billions of lives each year. They are used by mass murderers and should be avoided.
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Re: What are condoms? -
05-29-2011, 02:23 PM
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@ all There was a box in the drug store with condoms and a picture of a Roman soldier on it. Does anyone know what these are for?
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Dear Felicity
Since these idiots are unable to answer your question i went online and found a proper definition. ^^
A flexible *******, usually made of thin ******* or *****, designed to cover the ***** during ****** ********* for ************** purposes or as a means of preventing ******** transmitted ********
So no condoms are not houses.. -.-'' really people how dumb can I be?!?
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-02-2011, 07:16 AM
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Dear Felicity
Since these idiots are unable to answer your question i went online and found a proper definition. ^^
A flexible *******, usually made of thin ******* or *****, designed to cover the ***** during ****** ********* for ************** purposes or as a means of preventing ******** transmitted ********
So no condoms are not houses.. -.-'' really people how dumb can I be?!?
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Perhaps we don't feel that our youngsters need to be perverted by your liebral homosexual manners.
Now go rape your five-year-old cousin or whatever it is you do in your spare time.
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-02-2011, 07:39 AM
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Condoms suffocate billions of lives each year. They are used by mass murderers and should be avoided.
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If you're talking about sperm cells you're wrong about the fact that condoms kills them, even if there isn't a condom only one cell will be used for the impregnation, all the rest dies off.
So the only thing that a condom does is 'kill' that one cell, and make sure that some diseases doesn't pass from one person to another.
Condoms are also used by gays for preventing from catching a disease, but that doesn't mean that every gay person has a disease, simply a precaution.
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-02-2011, 08:27 AM
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If you're talking about sperm cells you're wrong about the fact that condoms kills them, even if there isn't a condom only one cell will be used for the impregnation, all the rest dies off.
So the only thing that a condom does is 'kill' that one cell, and make sure that some diseases doesn't pass from one person to another.
Condoms are also used by gays for preventing from catching a disease, but that doesn't mean that every gay person has a disease, simply a precaution.
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You have overlooked the brontosaurus in the room viz why anyone would have a "disease" in the first place.
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-02-2011, 10:45 AM
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You have overlooked the brontosaurus in the room viz why anyone would have a "disease" in the first place.
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Sexually transmitted diseases are like other diseases, viruses, infections, bactierias, things like that. Those are present since people began to come in excistence and having sex,
even aids gets his origins through the same ways, it's been known to be in the population since the 1900's, but at that time we didn't know what it was. Heterosexual as gays got that. And they didn't had specially a active sex life.
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-02-2011, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Lanfeust
Sexually transmitted diseases are like other diseases, viruses, infections, bactierias, things like that. Those are present since people began to come in excistence and having sex,
even aids gets his origins through the same ways, it's been known to be in the population since the 1900's, but at that time we didn't know what it was. Heterosexual as gays got that. And they didn't had specially a active sex life.
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Virgins do not have 'sex diseases'!
Birth control prevents Gods soldiers from fulfilling His Divine Plan®.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-02-2011, 01:54 PM
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Heterosexual as gays got that.
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What the hell kind of comparison is THAT!? How can you be as heterosexual as a gay!? I mean WHAT the..!?
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-02-2011, 03:45 PM
Drug store always selling out condom, no worry, if you live in england, you will see often. If you're virgin, it does not come to use for you. Good girl.
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-02-2011, 05:13 PM
A condom is like a sword scabbard, hit anyone with it on and it won't damage them. Hit them with it off and it will cause lots of damage.
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-02-2011, 08:11 PM
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A condom is like a sword scabbard, hit anyone with it on and it won't damage them. Hit them with it off and it will cause lots of damage.
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-02-2011, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Lanfeust
Sexually transmitted diseases are like other diseases, viruses, infections, bactierias, things like that. Those are present since people began to come in excistence and having sex,
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No they're not
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No he doesn't
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-03-2011, 02:11 AM
Isn't condoms those boat they use in Venice?
Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-03-2011, 02:33 AM
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Isn't condoms those boat they use in Venice?
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Is that where they breed cholera?
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-04-2011, 06:59 AM
I was curious, when do humans gain their soul from God? Is it already in the sperm (or egg) or does it come after the cells begin to divide?
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-04-2011, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Richard "Why" Mayweather
I was curious, when do humans gain their soul from God? Is it already in the sperm (or egg) or does it come after the cells begin to divide?
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Why ask silly questions when the answer is in the Holy Bible?
Isaiah 49:1 "Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name."
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-04-2011, 05:11 PM
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Why ask silly questions when the answer is in the Holy Bible?
Isaiah 49:1 "Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name."
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It doesn't really answer his question, is the soul in the sperm and/or the egg? Or is when those two come together?
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-05-2011, 12:54 AM
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It doesn't really answer his question, is the soul in the sperm and/or the egg? Or is when those two come together?
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Well, since the sperm does all of the work, it probably carries the soul to the egg. It might be inactive until God activates it. All we know is that the soul is created at the same time as life itself.
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Genesis 2:7 "And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."
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But in any event, it is doubtful that the woman has anything to do with it. I hope this helps.
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-05-2011, 01:52 AM
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Well, since the sperm does all of the work, it probably carries the soul to the egg. It might be inactive until God activates it. All we know is that the soul is created at the same time as life itself.
But in any event, it is doubtful that the woman has anything to do with it. I hope this helps.
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Adam didn't grow from an egg, did he? and he had a soul..
GENESIS 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
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Re: What are condoms? -
06-05-2011, 02:45 AM
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Adam didn't grow from an egg, did he? and he had a soul..
GENESIS 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
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Of course not. I just quoted the very same Scripture, Sister.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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