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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
10-16-2009, 05:24 PM
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You and your family will enjoy all of the comforts of home while nuclear Armageddon erupts above your heads!
All models offered by FREEHOLD FIREARMS feature luxurious living and storage spaces where you will be able to house all of your valuables, canned goods, and your family's KJV 1611!
Soon you'll feel right at home in your brand new fallout shelter, and you and your family will be able to continue your daily life as if nothing ever happened!
So what are you waiting for? Come on down to FREEHOLD FIREARMS on the corner of Exodus and Seventh and protect your future today!
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
10-16-2009, 08:21 PM
A very nice selection, Brother Bob.
It was good to see all the units are quite luxurious and that a man can stay nicely dressed while waiting out the catastrophe Hillary has planned for us.
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
10-19-2009, 06:40 AM
Dear Brother Bob:
Please check your business e-mail regarding an order that several of my neighbors and I should like to place. We've amended the protective covenant of the Gibeah Hill Homeowners' Association to permit construction of your fallout shelters by owners of lots above a certain size (and I praise God's glorious name that my lot qualifies).
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
10-19-2009, 07:33 PM
Some timely and important viewing material for True Americans everywhere!
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
10-19-2009, 10:10 PM
Timely advice, Brother Bob, to be prepared for the commie and mudslime menace out there.
Yet another reason to strongly consider one of your BOMB PROOF shelters.
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
10-21-2009, 06:25 PM
Yo, wat a brutha to do to get a gat round here know wat I sayin. Ever time a brutha like me goes inta da shop all of da whitebread cracka's cock der jimmies and point em at me. What up wit dat! Iz just tryin ta get a piece soz I can defend ma self like da good book sez ta.
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
10-21-2009, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev Moonfloss
Yo, wat a brutha to do to get a gat round here know wat I sayin. Ever time a brutha like me goes inta da shop all of da whitebread cracka's cock der jimmies and point em at me. What up wit dat! Iz just tryin ta get a piece soz I can defend ma self like da good book sez ta.
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I suspect it's because your a negro! Call it a hunch.
The only other reason I can think is because they perhaps do not understand what it is that you want. Storming in to a gun shop saying "yo peeps, gimme ya weapons so I can shoot me some cracka's" might sound threatening to some, especially coming from a 'brutha' such as yourself.
I would say don't take it personally, but I think in this case, you probably should.
Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
10-22-2009, 12:13 PM
y'all n all thinks dat I gotts a bedder chance at hollern' dat Iz be lookin to pop off a few taco bendin chicanos in der been pickin ass? Iffin dat wat it takes fo dem honkys ta gimme a gat, Iz can be down wit dat.
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
10-22-2009, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev Moonfloss
y'all n all thinks dat I gotts a bedder chance at hollern' dat Iz be lookin to pop off a few taco bendin chicanos in der been pickin ass? Iffin dat wat it takes fo dem honkys ta gimme a gat, Iz can be down wit dat.
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I'm not completely fluent in ebonics, let me axe the darkie who shines my shoes.
Edit: one hour later: I axed him and he said: "wha that mutha' want a piece for?"
I told him that I thought it was "to cap some spicks."
He said: "dat's cool."
So I guess you have a pretty good reason.
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
10-22-2009, 03:15 PM
Now dats what I be sayin! Iz just wants a piece fo taken back my hood from dem der ungodly spicks dat be prayin ta saints unstead of Jesus. Iz gotts ta getts em out an purify da hood.
Now, wuz a good piece fo cappin me some mudder fo wetbacks?
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
05-09-2010, 10:23 PM
Nice catalog, I might place an order.
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05-10-2010, 10:57 PM
Say Bob4God do you know anyone who does customising like this?
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
05-11-2010, 08:05 AM
Why would you need one of those?
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
05-11-2010, 01:29 PM
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Why would you need one of those?
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Do you read the paper or listen to the news? At any moment mooslim terrorist are going to attack and try and kill all Americans. Niggras will jump out from behind a bush a pop a cap in you. And don't get me started on the Messicans.The list goes on for pages. Is that a good enough reason.
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
05-11-2010, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Do you read the paper or listen to the news? At any moment mooslim terrorist are going to attack and try and kill all Americans. Niggras will jump out from behind a bush a pop a cap in you. And don't get me started on the Messicans.The list goes on for pages. Is that a good enough reason.
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But I believe Freehold will be spared, right?
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
05-11-2010, 07:50 PM
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But I believe Freehold will be spared, right?
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Yes Freehold has and will be spared, the problem is I travel for my business. Now do you see the need?
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
05-11-2010, 08:26 PM
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Yes Freehold has and will be spared, the problem is I travel for my business. Now do you see the need?
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I do now brother!
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
03-28-2011, 05:58 AM
I wonder if there's anything larger in the bomb shelter line? I'm a big fan of the bullet-proof/bomb-proof truck conversion and would hate for my car to disappear while I'm waiting out a terrorist attack or nuclear strike. We don't all live in Freehold, some of us are surrounded by 'minorities'.
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
04-26-2011, 08:31 AM
I'd like to inquire if it is possible to order two AA-12 shotguns via FREEHOLD FIREARMS?
I'm a long time fan of the weapon and I'd like to buy one for myself and one for my wife. The nearly non-existing recoil would make this a perfect home defense weapon for my wife when I'm not in the house.
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And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.
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Re: FREEHOLD FIREARMS CATALOG! -
04-27-2011, 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Living_Water
I'd like to inquire if it is possible to order two AA-12 shotguns via FREEHOLD FIREARMS?
I'm a long time fan of the weapon and I'd like to buy one for myself and one for my wife. The nearly non-existing recoil would make this a perfect home defense weapon for my wife when I'm not in the house.
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I sometimes wonder if you are my long lost twin brother. I was reading through the thread to see if this has been mentioned yet so I could put a request in, and here you are.
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Give her a shovel.
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19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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