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Fidel Castro is dead -
12-02-2006, 07:58 PM
and burning in HELL as we speak. The Cubans have not announced it yet.
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-02-2006, 08:01 PM
Those paella-eating wierdos won't anounce it till 2023.
I'm honestly happy that he died. The Cubans can finaly be invaded by their stronger neighbor to the north and become a democracy.
Thank you for sharing this wonderful piece of information, almighty pastor.
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-02-2006, 08:03 PM
weirdos* (ie vs ei always confuses me...is there a rule or something?)
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-02-2006, 08:19 PM
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weirdos* (ie vs ei always confuses me...is there a rule or something?)
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"I" before "E" except after "C".......ummmm...and sometimes "W" and "Y".
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-02-2006, 08:22 PM
And JESUS before ALL!!!
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-02-2006, 10:06 PM
I'm glad he's in Hell with his gay roomate Che Faguevara. I hope they are enjoying the rapes and scalding demonbaths they are receiving.
Dispicable Commies deserve to be dead.
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-02-2006, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshall
I'm glad he's in Hell with his gay roomate Che Faguevara. I hope they are enjoying the rapes and scalding demonbaths they are receiving.
Dispicable Commies deserve to be dead.
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Likewise, Brother Marshall. May Castro be forced to use Mao's flatulance as his only air supply for all eternity. Praise Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-02-2006, 11:37 PM
Communism is probably the worst typer of political system.
North Korea, Cuba, China, Sweden...
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-02-2006, 11:39 PM
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Communism is probably the worst typer of political system.
North Korea, Cuba, China, Sweden...
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You left out Godless Canada and the wicked French.
Anyone who gave sustenance or safe harbour to the dead rat Castro is marked down in Jesus' personal notes. They'll regret it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-02-2006, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You left out Godless Canada and the wicked French.
Anyone who gave sustenance or safe harbour to the dead rat Castro is marked down in Jesus' personal notes. They'll regret it.
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Oh, don't be to harsh. Canada is not multinational country like America. There's one nation and a couple of English-speakers.
Otherwise it's a nice country, but I prefer the States.
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-02-2006, 11:55 PM
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Oh, don't be to harsh. Canada is not multinational country like America. There's one nation and a couple of English-speakers.
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Listen son, I am a gentle Pastor, preaching to God's flock. I am never harsh. But it is a pure and simple fact that God Hates Canada because it is a french-leaning cesspool of queer marriage and tolerance of sand-nigras and the like. That country makes Cuba look civilized.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-02-2006, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Listen son, I am a gentle Pastor, preaching to God's flock. I am never harsh. But it is a pure and simple fact that God Hates Canada because it is a french-leaning cesspool of queer marriage and tolerance of sand-nigras and the like. That country makes Cuba look civilized.
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Perhaps. But I am not Canadian.
The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
Exodus 15:3
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-04-2006, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by tommy
The Cubans can finaly be invaded by their stronger neighbor to the north and become a democracy.
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Great. Floridians invading Cuba. A nice twist after decades of Cubans invading Florida.
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Communism is probably the worst typer of political system.
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. . . and Tommy is probably the worst typer of this forum.
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-04-2006, 06:49 PM
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Great. Floridians invading Cuba. A nice twist after decades of Cubans invading Florida.
. . . and Tommy is probably the worst typer of this forum.
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Considering where he is from, I think he does an excellent job.
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-04-2006, 07:00 PM
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Considering where he is from, I think he does an excellent job.
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Thank you, mighty pastor, I'm trying as much as I can.
Afterall, it is God's favourite language that we're talking about.
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-04-2006, 11:35 PM
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and burning in HELL as we speak. The Cubans have not announced it yet.
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Really? Hmmm, I have to make a few phone calls to some compadres in Miami to validate that. Somehow, I'm sure the Cuban mafia in Miami would have already let the public know if he croaked. But I have no doubt the Cuban government would continue to deny his death even if was rotting in the middle of La Habana.
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
12-04-2006, 11:50 PM
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Perhaps. But I am not Canadian.
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No one blames you for denying it. I wouldn't admit to being a homer cannuck either. But Jesus knows, and your DOF files will reveal all...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
01-16-2007, 01:34 PM
Irregardless of reports like THIS one, my sources continue to tell me that the terrorist Castro is still dead. Jesus sent him to hell with his half-brother Sadamned Insane. This just proves that Fox news has gone commie.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
01-16-2007, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
This just proves that Fox news has gone commie.
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I thought all LIE-beral news media were commies. I think Godly Floridians need to put all those non-English speaking immigrants on the boats they came on, and send them back. The whole island will burn in hellfire, and all those deserters need to go down with it. Perhaps Bush needs to order our troops at Gtimo to invade now. Genocide in the name of the Lord our God, would be sanctioned by Him I believe.
"If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)
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Re: Fidel Castro is dead -
01-17-2007, 12:25 AM
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Irregardless of reports like THIS one, my sources continue to tell me that the terrorist Castro is still dead.
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Dead and buried, as I understand it!
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Castro Reportedly in 'Grave'
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Praise the Lord!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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