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flag Godly Vladimir Putin kicks some pope ass in the Vatican! - 06-11-2015, 07:11 AM

Mr. Putin, a close friend of Jesus and one of the main instruments of God in His fight against Satan and sodomy, visited the repulsive Vatican recently. I was initially quite worried, as it is well known that the current chief papist is a sweet-talking man, who has, however, totally discarded Jesus by endorsing atheist salvation, Muslim salvation and evolution. However, deep inside I knew I could rely on Mr. Putin to kick the bejeezus out off the pope's derričre. Mr. Putin really did use his time well as he missed no opportunity to humiliate the chief demon of the Vatican!

Mr. Putin met first with the Italic prime minister, who - despite his catholicism - is showing some promise, probably due to the Godly influence of Mr. Putin. Thus, Putin showed the pope that he respects more these other leaders and the pope can wait (see below for details)
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Renzi greeted Putin as Russia’s “dear” president and didn’t voice any criticism against the country’s actions... Renzi praised Russia for being “in the front row in facing the global threats we are all facing.”
Mr. Putin showed up an hour late and forced pope Frances to wait in his dress in the hot corridors of the Vatican, sweating and thirsty!
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Putin earlier Wednesday met Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi in Milan and arrived an hour late to the meeting at the Vatican

Here we can see Mr. Putin ogling the chief papist Ms. Frances suspiciously.

Mr. Putin showed clear companionship with Jesus in his speech!
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Hackett, the US ambassador, noted that Putin had spoken about the plight of Christians
Finally. Mr. Putin revealed that God has always been his principal guide, who has helped Mr. Putin always make the right decisions at the right time!
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Asked about his biggest regret in life, about what mistake he would not repeat, he offered this gem of a reply.
"I will be quite frank with you. I cannot recollect anything of the kind. Evidently, God built my life so that I would have nothing to regret."
Glory!
Psalms 31:3
For thou art my rock and my fortress; therefore for thy name's sake lead me, and guide me.

Psalms 32:8
I will instruct thee and teach thee in the way which thou shalt go: I will guide thee with mine eye.

Psalms 48:14
For this God is our God for ever and ever: he will be our guide even unto death.
The chief papist, as we know, has built his life and false Church around the doctrine of constant underage sodomy. Mr. Putin, on the other hand, has not experimented with unnatural fornication since his unfortunate incident with a male dolphin.

Pope Francis is the chief advocate of man-to-man fornication:


...whereas Mr. Putin is a heroic figure who protects his people from wild beasts!


2 Timothy 2:3
Thou therefore endure hardness, as a good soldier of Jesus Christ.

I am waiting for Mr. Putin's announcement to run for the office in 2016 for the GOP. Constitutional modifications are an easy task for Jesus if He wishes to see Mr. Putin on the throne of the United States of America. And He does. Pope Frances is trembling. Her time leading the Vatican is almost finished. Jesus is taking over. Rapture and Tribulations are about to start.

Amen!




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Default Re: Godly Vladimir Putin kicks some pope ass in the Vatican! - 06-11-2015, 10:39 PM

I bet the entire time the sissy Pope was worried and concerned. "Was it something I did? Why isn't he meeting with me yet? I wonder what I'm going to say when I meet Putin, I hope I don't say something stupid. Do my girly robes look okay? I hope he likes the Vatican. Oh dear did we clean up enough? Should I leave yet? He could be here any minute now, I don't want to miss him."

Finally someone willing to stand up and show this Pope the lack of respect he deserves. Putin will talk to the Pope when he's ready, and not before.
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