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Luxembourg joins the gaywise -
06-30-2014, 12:20 PM
Yet another country (who's president is a sodomite) has joined the war on Christians and heterosexuals, never heard of Luxembourg before, but what a way to put it on the map
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/...8bf_story.html
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LUXEMBOURG — Lawmakers in Luxembourg, whose prime minister is openly gay, overwhelmingly approved changes in the small European nation’s legislation governing marriage on Wednesday that will allow people of the same sex to wed and to adopt children.
The Chamber of Deputies voted 56-4 to adopt the bill, which is said to be part of the most fundamental rewrite of Luxembourg’s laws on marriage since 1804. The chamber’s website said the new rules could take effect in early 2015, or six months after their official publication.
The Human Rights Campaign, a U.S.-based organization in favor of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender rights, commended Luxembourg on its decision.
Under the reform, Luxembourg’s legislators also fixed the legal age for marriage at 18 and dropped existing legal requirements for a pre-wedding medical exam, as well as the 300-day waiting period that had been imposed on widows or widowers before they could remarry. To combat forced marriages, the lawmakers provided for fines and prison terms.
Xavier Bettel, who became Luxembourg’s prime minister in December, is openly gay.
Argentina, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, Denmark, France, Iceland, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Portugal, South Africa, Spain, Sweden and Uruguay allow same-sex marriage nationwide. The United States, the United Kingdom and Mexico allow it in some regions.
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Re: Luxembourg joins the gaywise -
06-30-2014, 01:20 PM
Luxembourg is a country? Wow, who knew! I've heard of it but thought it was a town in France or maybe Germany.
I do remember the radio station though. It used to broadcast noisy music to the UK. Here is an advert for Godless gambling on the (gay) soccer results:
https://audioboo.fm/boos/614189-horace-batchelor
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Re: Luxembourg joins the gaywise -
06-30-2014, 06:22 PM
I initially thought that this Lube'em-burp was an awkward joke but apparently it is real It's supposedly kind of a kingdom and religionwise - you knew it - 70% cat licks and 25% atheist blasphemers. Who else would choose a sodomite to rule them?!
I'm having second thoughts on Daniel. Methinks this verse might be about Lube'n'burgers:
Daniel 11:21
And in his estate shall stand up a vile person, to whom they shall not give the honour of the kingdom: but he shall come in peaceably, and obtain the kingdom by flatteries.
Vile person = the prime minister on the gayride!
And the flatteries = 56-4 voting!? Impossible even by Eurotrash standards.
My conclusions: - The end is near. Rapture IS here!
- The Luxusburgers are evidently on the side of Satan and they could play a major part in the tribulations that torment those left behind (Matthew 24:21).
- This cannot be an outcome of any decent human activity. Demons are at work here. Probably not only by possession but also actual pureblood demons.
The alleged prime minister looks like this surrounded by devices of vibrational battery-empowered rectal pleasuregivers disguised as microphones.
Personally, I'm disgusted by this apparition.
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Re: Luxembourg joins the gaywise -
07-02-2014, 04:02 AM
I'm pretty sure that Luxemburg is a city in godless France. Like the city of Belgian.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Luxembourg joins the gaywise -
07-02-2014, 05:39 AM
You all need to take a geography class or something. Have you never looked at a map? Luxembourg is right underneath Belgium, which is right underneath the Netherlands. Nothing to do with France.
But yay for Luxembourg!!!!
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Re: Luxembourg joins the gaywise -
07-02-2014, 05:48 AM
it's a tiny enclave on the border between France and Austria, I believe.
Won't lasti unless they stop booffing each other and learn to procreate.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Luxembourg joins the gaywise -
07-02-2014, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I'm pretty sure that Luxemburg is a city in godless France. Like the city of Belgian.
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It is a city indeed. If it would be a country, it would be Luxemburg, Luxemburg, which would be totally ridiculous.
They train their kids from a very young age in the gaywise. One of the most popular television programs there is called " Hei Elei Kuck Elei!" which basically means "Hey, look at my willy!"
This is the presenter:
I mean: do not tell me that that guy isn't a fruit!
Further more they have cities like Dudelange (French for "Longing Dudes") and Echternach (where the whole population moves very slowly as they always take two steps forward and three steps back. Or something. )
That makes for a very confused and depressed people, and their favorite pass time is jumping off this bridge:
They advice strongly against parking your car in the open, as each morning you will find a few splattered corpses on your windscreen.
A very dangerous area for a True Christian; me, I wouldn't set foot there without at least 4 bodyguards. Extremely violent population. Crime is rampant there.
I hope this helps.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Luxembourg joins the gaywise -
07-02-2014, 12:38 PM
I there a town there called Pissange. And another one call Assel, and also Asselscheuer and Asselborn. Tell me that's not gay. Three "ass"-related towns and one "piss"-ville.
Godless place, truly Godless. Not surprising since it is close to Germany. I don't think there is a single German with a normal sexual proclivity. No wonder Martin Luther had his Unterhose in a twist. Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. Jude 1:7 Praise Jesus.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Luxembourg joins the gaywise -
08-12-2014, 08:25 AM
My son had to go through there the other day and says it's not so much a country or a city as a truck stop on the interstate between Germany and France. He calls it Luncheonburg, because it's where people stop off to eat on long trips. All the food, predictably, is potato-and-sausage-based - because that's all the Germans will eat.
This is supposed to be some sort of bean soup: as you can see, it's basically sausage and freedom fries in some sort of green slime. It's called bonerschlupp.
And here is another of their gay-looking "soups".
I don't know what that's called and don't want to know.
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Re: Luxembourg joins the gaywise -
08-12-2014, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ExGay Alex
it's a tiny enclave on the border between France and Austria, I believe.
Won't lasti unless they stop booffing each other and learn to procreate.
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It sounds like a little piece of ground that nobody wanted after WW2. The Nazi's came through and nobody cared?
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