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An Internet secret handshake for Satanists, anti-Christians, and others like them 4 10.53%
A gay pickup line 10 26.32%
Something 4chan gay porn addicts do to each other 7 18.42%
Something far more horrifying than any of the above 17 44.74%
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Default Re: "Herp a Derp": Satanic cult code? - 03-09-2012, 10:35 PM

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Herp a Derps means retarded people.. : ) Just for your information.
and thank you for providing and example.



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Default Re: "Herp a Derp": Satanic cult code? - 03-09-2012, 11:24 PM

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Frequently these days, I see the words "herp a derp" on the Internet in conjunction with gay porn and anti-Christian messages.

My question: Is this a gay pick-up line? Is it a Satanic cult code, like an Internet secret handshake? Or is it both?
Good sir, I've came across this code a couple of times while I was browsing online. I used to just ignore it thinking it was just another scummy terms that would died off, but I was wrong. It has now it becomes an utter annoyance, since unbelieving trash, atheist teens, Justin Beiber fans, homers, evoluters believer etc; are employing it every time I get to put forth my argument about JESUS.

Another recent citation which some of these internet scums uses are "U mad bro", "Kony", "Pony" etc; I advice every good Christian to be on the look out for it. Pray to JESUS hopefully you'll get to catch these bastards (who uses these terms) offline one of these days, and give'em a good queer thumping for the glory of his majesty Christ JESUS.
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Default Re: "Herp a Derp": Satanic cult code? - 03-10-2012, 05:33 AM

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Herp a Derps means retarded people.. : ) Just for your information.
Is it a noun or an adjective?

Sarah and her herp a derp or Sarah and her herp a derp son.
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Default Re: "Herp a Derp": Satanic cult code? - 03-11-2012, 02:11 PM

I think it is a adjective or noun, however, it is also highly offensive so don't use it off the internet.
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Default Re: "Herp a Derp": Satanic cult code? - 03-11-2012, 10:50 PM

The Herp a Derp thing is a joke that goes along with a thing called Rage Comics. I really think that you people just waste your time saying that everything is a "sin". You really are pitiful, if you weren't blinded by thinking you were doing right when really all your doing is being hypocritical. You are not free from sin and thinking you are better than everyone else is a sin.
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Default Re: "Herp a Derp": Satanic cult code? - 03-11-2012, 10:55 PM

Benjamin Over, you say you want to give a "good queer thumping"? Did Jesus not say turn the other cheek?? You must not read your bible, that or you just read the parts that you want to see!! You ignore everything of importance and then make it seem like you are just which is completely ridiculous!
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Default Re: "Herp a Derp": Satanic cult code? - 03-11-2012, 11:00 PM

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You really are pitiful, if you weren't blinded by thinking you were doing right when really all your doing is being hypocritical
I challenge you to find one True Christian™ being hippocratic.

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Default Re: "Herp a Derp": Satanic cult code? - 03-11-2012, 11:37 PM

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...Did Jesus not say turn the other cheek??...
No. If you check all the different versions here, you'll find that they all specify that if someone hits you on the right cheek, you're to turn so the left is facing them.

This is important because at the time, only the right hand was used when touching others (the left was considered dirty, as it would be used for toilet, etc.). To strike someone on the right cheek with the right hand, you need to hit them backhanded (which is how people would hit a servant or underling). If you only offer your left cheek, they now have to hit you forehand, which is how one would fight an equal.

So "turning the other cheek" does not mean to yield unconditionally, it's a passive-aggressive way of forcing the other to treat you as an equal.

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Default Re: "Herp a Derp": Satanic cult code? - 03-11-2012, 11:40 PM

Well, I'll let you know when I find some True Christians, okay? By the way, my name is not Emmaline.


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Default Re: "Herp a Derp": Satanic cult code? - 03-11-2012, 11:42 PM

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Well, I'll let you know when I find some True Christians, okay? By the way, my name is not Emmaline.
Then why did you attempt to slither into our Christian forum under that name earlier today? Jesus is not fooled!

I'm guessing that you're a witch sent by satan himself.


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Default Re: "Herp a Derp": Satanic cult code? - 03-12-2012, 12:05 AM

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No. If you check all the different versions here, you'll find that they all specify that if someone hits you on the right cheek, you're to turn so the left is facing them.

This is important because at the time, only the right hand was used when touching others (the left was considered dirty, as it would be used for toilet, etc.). To strike someone on the right cheek with the right hand, you need to hit them backhanded (which is how people would hit a servant or underling). If you only offer your left cheek, they now have to hit you forehand, which is how one would fight an equal.

So "turning the other cheek" does not mean to yield unconditionally, it's a passive-aggressive way of forcing the other to treat you as an equal.



This.
I read my Bible, it's obviously not the same as yours, you all make Jesus sound like a judgemental evil spirit when really he's compassionate and merciful and kind. He wouldn't want us hitting others.


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I read my Bible, it's obviously not the same as yours, you all make Jesus sound like a judgemental evil spirit when really he's compassionate and merciful and kind. He wouldn't want us hitting others.
Except for when He did.

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I read my Bible, it's obviously not the same as yours...
That's why I didn't link to the KJV, I linked to a page that shows eighteen of the most common Bible versions. If this was an inconsequential detail, there would be differing translations (or they'd just omit specifying), but they all state that it's the right cheek that is struck first.

Which Bible do you claim to read, btw?


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Default Re: "Herp a Derp": Satanic cult code? - 03-12-2012, 11:05 PM

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I think it is a adjective or noun, however, it is also highly offensive so don't use it off the internet.
If it's highly offensive, why would you use it ON the Internet?

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I read my Bible, it's obviously not the same as yours, you all make Jesus sound like a judgemental evil spirit when really he's compassionate and merciful and kind. He wouldn't want us hitting others.
Where did he say that Jesus was suggesting hitting others?

Does Jesus always sound "compassionate and merciful and kind"?

Why is He going to mark His return with the slaughter of 1/3 of all creatures on earth, and 1/3 of mankind? (Revelation 8-9) Is that compassionate and merciful and kind?

Does He sound "compassionate and merciful and kind" in this description?

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11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.

13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.

15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.


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Default Re: "Herp a Derp": Satanic cult code? - 03-12-2012, 11:26 PM

Herp a derp stands for stupidity. Like the stupid people that refuse to accept JESUS CHRIST as their LORD and SAVIOR, and adopt the KJV1611 bible.


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