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Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-20-2016, 04:54 PM
Bapists have long criticized Girl Scouts USA. This groups teaches young Christian women about "girl power." Girl power is all about how successful women can be in professional occupations outside the home.
On top of that, Girl Scouts puts out the welcome mat to lesbian and trans girls. We do not want those kind of girls in our Landover Baptist Church building.
Let's not forget why God put us here. It is to fight sin. Once in a while we need to join forces with those we dislike, Catholics. This week, a high level priest of some kind in St. Louis said what we Baptists have been saying for years. Kick Girl Scouts out of your church:
St. Louis Archdiocese Suggests Cutting Ties with Girl Scouts
February 19, 2016 12:52 PM
Photo: Jerry Naunheim Jr./St. Louis Archdiocese
ST. LOUIS (KMOX) — The St. Louis Archdiocese is suggesting its parishes cut ties with the Girl Scouts organization.
St. Louis Archbishop Robert Carlson has issued a letter to members of the Archdiocese outlining the reasons for the move. Among them, growing concerns he has about the Girl Scouts of America and its position on and inclusion of transgender and homosexual issues.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-20-2016, 11:13 PM
Girls should be taught to be worried about the state of the world, a state of sin, death, and destruction, brought about by the sin of one woman, and the progenitor of all women. They should not be encouraged to try and solve problems outside the home. They should be taught to be embarrassed for our part in this sin, death, and destruction, not proud, or courageous, or to embrace autonomy with some notion of social responsibility. In pain shall we bring forth children, and we shall turn to our husbands and he shall rule over us. This is God's way (Genesis 3:16).
The Girl Scouts neglect teaching girls that this sentence hangs over our sex still, and God's punishment weighs down upon us still. They distract girls with lessons in yoga, incense, global warming, and lesbian role models, and ignore the fact that we are, by our very created nature, the devil’s gateway. A woman was the first who first violated the forbidden tree and broke the law of God. Being the first woman president won't change that. Woman coaxed her way around man from the very beginning of mankind. Man was an innocent creature in whom the devil had not the force to attack. With what ease the first woman shattered that once holy image of God: Man. Because of the death we merited, even the Son of God had to die. Woman are the gate to Hell, not the future leaders of the world. Girls would do best to learn this lesson before it's too late and Hell is their only fate.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-21-2016, 02:40 AM
I refuse to buy Girl Scout Cookies as institutional queer- and transphobia still exist within the organization despite their outward effort to welcome transfemme and queer people. Furthermore, some of the cookies like the Samoa are culturally appropriative and reduce people to stereotypes.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-21-2016, 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Sarah Jane Watson
I refuse to buy Girl Scout Cookies as institutional queer- and transphobia still exist within the organization despite their outward effort to welcome transfemme and queer people. Furthermore, some of the cookies like the Samoa are culturally appropriative and reduce people to stereotypes.
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Miss Watson--I would not buy the Samoas either. They are just an example of liberal health food.
I applaud you for eliminating this sin from your life. We at Landover Baptist no longer sin and are headed for heaven.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-21-2016, 05:46 PM
As a proud Priest of the Third Flame, I am not a fan of Girl Scout cookies either but mainly for their dastardly properties. I will not go as far as to call it a sin though.
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-21-2016, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Naomi Forest
I am not a fan of Girl Scout cookies either but mainly for their dastardly properties.
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This makes no sense what so ever. Do you actually speak American, or are you using some faulty translator?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-21-2016, 06:15 PM
I am a good speaker of American, yes sir. As the Retard of the Third Level, I have to be skilled at speaking American.
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-22-2016, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Naomi Forest
I am a good speaker of American, yes sir. As the Priest of the Third Circle, I have to be skilled at speaking American.
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Miss Naomi Priest, if I may suggest so, you should try a bit harder to show that supposed "skill" of yours.
I hope that was helpful.
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-22-2016, 04:04 AM
Girl Scouts don't even bake the cookies. They are made by a subsidiary of Keebler. How are store-bought cookies going to land these girls a husband? What husband would be out of place to lay his woman out flat with a roundhouse punch were she to place a slice of Sara Lee pie in front of him?
These little trollops should be at home, hanging on to mommy's skirt and learning how to be proper, useful wives. I mean really, Girl Scouts? When is the last time you've seen a troop of them scouting out in the woods? Never, that's when! The only thing they seem to scout are shopping malls. We don't need mall scouts. Malls come with maps showing you right where you are.
Girl Scouts my shiny white backside!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-25-2016, 05:24 AM
More shocking news on the subject of Girl Scout Depravity.
The little harlots are hard at work undermining the moral fiber of America. The shameless trollops are now aiding the enemy in the War on Drugs by supplying food to weed-huffing terrorists.
http://abc7.com/business/girl-scout-...ensary/512945/
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-25-2016, 05:52 AM
It is a well-known fact that the Girl Scouts promote lesbianism and all forms of perversion.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-25-2016, 10:35 PM
All girl scouts are terrorists and sluts who seduce innocent Christian men into sin. It's no coincidence Obama likes them.
What Obama likes must be bad:
Sluts:
Terrorists:
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-29-2016, 12:14 PM
They're little girls learning about respect and trust, not sluts and terrorists. They arent ISIS people. Stop whining about girl scouts and maybe focus on ISIS or something important. Your making yourselves look even more idiotic than you are. Seriously. You guys are brainwashing girls and women and delusional.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-29-2016, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Sup Bruh
They're little girls learning about respect and trust, not sluts and terrorists. They arent ISIS people. Stop whining about girl scouts and maybe focus on ISIS or something important. Your making yourselves look even more idiotic than you are. Seriously. You guys are brainwashing girls and women and delusional.
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Thank you for your unjust persecution, Miss Sup. Jesus told us that it would be coming:
Matthew 5:10-12
10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-29-2016, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Sup Bruh
They're little girls learning about respect and trust, not sluts and terrorists. They arent ISIS people. Stop whining about girl scouts and maybe focus on ISIS or something important. Your making yourselves look even more idiotic than you are. Seriously. You guys are brainwashing girls and women and delusional.
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You might want to post here the section of the Girl Scout manual that trains girls to be good housewives. That would be where it discusses how to keep a husband happy, cook, clean and raise children. The Bible tells us that is the role God intended for women.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
02-29-2016, 03:25 PM
This is where the Hellywood liberals put their money where they mean it:
Chris Rock Sells GIRL SCOUT COOKIES at Oscars 2016, Raises $65k - YouTube
That's a lot of sin.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Buying Girl Scout Cookies is a Sin -
03-01-2016, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
This is where the Hellywood liberals put their money where they mean it:
Chris Rock Sells GIRL SCOUT COOKIES at Oscars 2016, Raises $65k - YouTube
That's a lot of sin.
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Filthy joo money.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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