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Default Will there be any Catlickers left now? - 09-15-2006, 05:44 PM

The Cattylicker Church in Scotland has declared war on itself.
Those Bastions of Buggery have decided to try and persuade it's members to "Out" anyone within their Church they consider to be a Homer.
This has to be great news for those of us who follow the true path of Christ.
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Link to the Dark side



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The Cattylicker Church in Scotland has declared war on itself.
Those Bastions of Buggery have decided to try and persuade it's members to "Out" anyone within their Church they consider to be a Homer.
This has to be great news for those of us who follow the true path of Christ.
See the full story:
Link to the Dark side
I'm not sure if I understand the thing correctly, but won't that the make cat licking church a bit more homer-free?



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Friend, as you get to know me, you will learn to fear not only God's wrath but also mine if you question me.
My point in this Thread is to point out that the Cattylickers will at last be wiped off the face of the Earth.

THEY ARE ALL MARY-WORSHIPPING RING-KISSING POOPIST HOMERS!!!



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Friend, as you get to know me, you will learn to fear not only God's wrath but also mine if you question me.
My point in this Thread is to point out that the Cattylickers will at last be wiped off the face of the Earth.

THEY ARE ALL MARY-WORSHIPPING RING-KISSING POOPIST HOMERS!!!
I am so sorry sister Taltha. I should have never question you.

And thank you for executing God's will by editing my post. Thank you.

I am dumb in the face of God, I admit.

I would now say "see you in heaven" but we all know females don't get to go there.

Praise Jesus.
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I am so sorry sister Taltha. I should have never question you.

And thank you for executing God's will by editing my post. Thank you.

I am dumb in the face of God, I admit.

I would now say "see you in heaven" but we all know females don't get to go there.

Praise Jesus.
Well, I'm glad to see that you are beginning to See the Light.

Womens place on this earth is as God Commanded.


Corinthians1:9
Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

To keep men company and serve their needs.

However, the concept of no women entering Heaven is still under discussion by Creationist Scientists and in spite of Dr Fred Niemens words, our Pastors are furtively going through Scripture for a final conclusion.

Corinthians1:11
Nevertheless neither is the man without the woman, neither the woman without the man, in the Lord.
Corinthians1:12
For as the woman is of the man, even so is the man also by the woman; but all things of God.

I like to think that we shall still be able to be there to look after our men when they get to Heaven.

So, even though you mock a Womans place here by laughing at our potential doom you could still be the one who ends up dangling on the end of satan's Tallywhacker.



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Default 09-16-2006, 03:24 PM

Weird coincidence. As soon as the Scottish Catholics are self-destructing, the Scottish commies start doing the same thing.

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THE civil war within Scotland's far left grew last night after another leading Scottish Socialist party member defected to Tommy Sheridan's new Solidarity movement.

The far left movement now stands riven with discord. Last week Sheridan and Socialist MSP Rosemary Byrne, who has also quit the SSP, sat away from their former colleagues at the Scottish parliament, and were also moved out of their parliamentary offices, in order to keep away from the former political friends.
Of course, most Scotsmen are drunken Papist Marxist homers anyway, but it's nice to see the Lord throwing so many obstacles in the path of the wicked.


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Of course, most Scotsmen are drunken Papist Marxist homers anyway, but it's nice to see the Lord throwing so many obstacles in the path of the wicked.
Those damn Scots. Lead by one same person:


This is one of his latest portraits. It somehow expresses his personality...
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