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I like girls. -
01-07-2007, 03:58 AM
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Re: I like girls. -
01-07-2007, 06:36 AM
Sure you do, right! Like we believe that, homer.
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Re: I like girls. -
01-07-2007, 07:13 AM
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As Brother JIL says, it takes much more than a claim of being a normal heterosexual male to become a Platinum Tither. But I suspect that you already knew that, homer. You are here to mock Jesus, and the Bible tells us about vermin like you.
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Proverbs 14:9 Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous [there is] favour.
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Re: I like girls. -
01-07-2007, 08:17 AM
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I like girls.
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That's not going to save you from eternal torture in hell!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: I like girls. -
01-07-2007, 10:04 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Excitement!
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: I like girls. -
01-09-2007, 05:49 PM
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I like girls.
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I see Miss Van HellsKitchen has been baking her Baby Pies for you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Excitement!
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And apparently you're paying her with 'favors' of a nature we do not discuss here.
Somehow, mr, you think the fact that you eat Baby Pies made from little girls will gain you favor with the Lord's favorite church?! What kind of a sick weirdo are you?
Do girls taste different from boys?
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Re: I like girls. -
01-09-2007, 06:56 PM
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Friend,
You need to do more than just like them, you need to marry one and have many baby Christian soldiers for Jesus. This isn't about what you "like" friend, it is about what Jesus wants.
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Re: I like girls. -
01-11-2007, 03:22 AM
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And apparently you're paying her with 'favors' of a nature we do not discuss here.
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No, you like to argue about anal sex to relieve your sexual fascinations without actually admitting them. You claim not to discuss "favors of nature" yet this is the most perverted Christian site I've ever been on.
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01-11-2007, 03:31 AM
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No, you like to argue about anal sex to relieve your sexual fascinations without actually admitting them. You claim not to discuss "favors of nature" yet this is the most perverted Christian site I've ever been on.
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And YOU are the MOST PERVERTED non-Christian WE have EVER seen!!
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01-11-2007, 03:47 AM
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And YOU are the MOST PERVERTED non-Christian WE have EVER seen!!
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Then you haven't been around much.
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Re: I like girls. -
01-11-2007, 03:55 AM
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And apparently you're paying her with 'favors' of a nature we do not discuss here.
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Blechhhhh!! I don't accept those 'favors' from anyone other than my husband.
All I was doing was pointing out the pointlessness of that first post. Surely you're familiar with sarcasm, Mr Knees?
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Re: I like girls. -
01-11-2007, 09:08 AM
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Then you haven't been around much.
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I've seen a worse sinner than you.
And he's dead. Get it?
So be on your best behaviour, boy, Jesus is ALWAYS watching!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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01-11-2007, 10:52 PM
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I've seen a worse sinner than you.
And he's dead. Get it?
So be on your best behaviour, boy, Jesus is ALWAYS watching!
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Oh great. Now I'm a sinner and Jesus is a pervert...
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Re: I like girls. -
01-11-2007, 10:56 PM
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Oh great. Now I'm a sinner and Jesus is a pervert...
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No, you are a sinner AND a pervert. And you will be assigned a fresh new batch of warning points for blasphemy. Jesus watches over us all, for our own good. He never stops watching, and you should bear that in mind and stop committing perversions and whoredoms, filthy homer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I like girls. -
01-11-2007, 11:15 PM
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No, you like to argue about anal sex to relieve your sexual fascinations without actually admitting them.
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I said nothing about anal sex, pervert. We see exactly where your depraved mind goes.
I suggested that mr was paying Van Heliumheels for her Baby Pies with "favors" of a nature we would not discuss in this Forum.
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Re: I like girls. -
01-12-2007, 01:28 AM
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I said nothing about anal sex, pervert. We see exactly where your depraved mind goes.
I suggested that mr was paying Van Heliumheels for her Baby Pies with "favors" of a nature we would not discuss in this Forum.
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You continually bring up anal sex and jump to conclusions such as masturbation and homosexuality among others. I never said it was in this thread.
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Re: I like girls. -
01-12-2007, 01:52 AM
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You continually bring up anal sex and jump to conclusions such as masturbation and homosexuality among others. I never said it was in this thread.
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Ah, so you're back to your standard goal of derailing threads.
Even if WE forget for a moment that you're on the fast-track to Hell, God remembers.
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Re: I like girls. -
01-12-2007, 08:15 AM
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You continually bring up anal sex and jump to conclusions such as masturbation and homosexuality among others. I never said it was in this thread.
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Would you stop allready?
You've made it perfectly clear that you are a sinning homersexual.
There is no need to mention your unnatural practices in every post, you deviant pervert!
Jesus pukes.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: I like girls. -
01-18-2007, 03:24 AM
Everyone else ignore this except myers. <Perverted proposition deleted - OYK>
Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-18-2007 at 03:28 AM.
Reason: Depraved licentiousness inappropriate for God's Forum
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Re: I like girls. -
01-18-2007, 03:29 AM
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Everyone else ignore this except myers. <Perverted proposition deleted - OYK>
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This is NOT some homer hookup board for your use in arranging your perverted assignations!
If you cannot control your hormones, Peacenik, you'll be gettin' the boot . . . or at least a good facepunch!
Incidentally, as you are UnSaved Trash, you cannot receive or send PMs. Nor can MOM over there.
Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-18-2007 at 03:31 AM.
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