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"Reasons My Son is Crying" -
04-22-2013, 08:19 PM
A friend of mine recommended a web site to me today, saying it was "cute." (Well, since she doesn't belong to LBC, but is Christian, I use the term "friend" loosely.)
To me, it is a PERFECT example of why we should not "spare the rod" when raising our children, Praise the Lord. (Proverbs 13:24)
The child in these pictures has obviously been appropriately disciplined, as he is crying in each and every picture. The Godly mother took pictures of the reasons her son is crying in each picture.
Some say it shows the "ridiculous reasons a 2 year old would cry," but being a good Christian woman, I see it as proof that making a child cry through discipline is effective. PTL!
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Re: "Reasons My Son is Crying" -
04-22-2013, 10:03 PM
What a wee little thing!
Although, 'twere it me, that child would have chosen to choke back the tears no matter what, after the first temper tantrum.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: "Reasons My Son is Crying" -
04-22-2013, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
What a wee little thing!
Although, 'twere it me, that child would have chosen to choke back the tears no matter what, after the first temper tantrum.
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I totally agree, Sister. Little Soldiers of God don't cry.
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Re: "Reasons My Son is Crying" -
04-23-2013, 12:13 AM
What a terrible Mother. Why, she outta give that spoiled rotten BRAT something to cry about.
She must want to see that rotten kid rot in HELL.
I want to smack that kid upside the head just LOOKING at those pictures. That brat MUST have demons! No normal brat would cry like that...... Either that or he is a cry baby sissy boy who will grow up to be a homer.
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Re: "Reasons My Son is Crying" -
04-23-2013, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
What a terrible Mother. Why, she outta give that spoiled rotten BRAT something to cry about.
She must want to see that rotten kid rot in HELL.
I want to smack that kid upside the head just LOOKING at those pictures. That brat MUST have demons! No normal brat would cry like that...... Either that or he is a cry baby sissy boy who will grow up to be a homer.
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You're going to make a wonderful mother someday, Sister DM.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "Reasons My Son is Crying" -
04-23-2013, 06:02 AM
Why, thank you sir. I do hope it's sometime before my 30th Birthday.
Sister Holy,
Here is an oldie but goodie by the much beloved and missed Sister Jean Poole. There are many helpful tips in that thread for making children behave.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=15795
Your friend may also want to invest in a baby cage. That little guy sounds like a handful. Better to be safe and keep him out of HELL, than let him wander about and exercise his "free will."
And finally, since we suspect the little fella is gay, here is a thread on Signs your Baby is Gay.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2669
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Re: "Reasons My Son is Crying" -
04-23-2013, 06:19 AM
I don't think the mother of that sissy boy even beats him! , just look at all the trivial things that baby is crying about! And so frequently too! Whenever I give my little Soldiers of Christs a beating, it shows to remind them they had behaved badly.
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: "Reasons My Son is Crying" -
04-23-2013, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
Why, thank you sir. I do hope it's sometime before my 30th Birthday.
Sister Holy,
Here is an oldie but goodie by the much beloved and missed Sister Jean Poole. There are many helpful tips in that thread for making children behave.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=15795
Your friend may also want to invest in a baby cage. That little guy sounds like a handful. Better to be safe and keep him out of HELL, than let him wander about and exercise his "free will."
And finally, since we suspect the little fella is gay, here is a thread on Signs your Baby is Gay.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2669
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Thank you SO much for those references. They were FINE reading. I learned a lot!
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Re: "Reasons My Son is Crying" -
04-24-2013, 06:38 AM
It sickened me to see the pictures of these wimpy pre-gay boys bawling over nothing. Why don't their parents do something about it instead of thinking it is "cute"?
I wonder if they will still think it is cute in 18 years when their son is on the internet crying in some twink spanking video.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: "Reasons My Son is Crying" -
04-27-2013, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by ExGay Alex
I wonder if they will still think it is cute in 18 years when their son is on the internet crying in some twink spanking video.
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Why would anyone spank a Twinkie, or film it if they did? I'll never understand homos.
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