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Motty Wastes Our Time -
10-10-2012, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
I see. Makes some sense now, why you can't explain what you believe, much less why you believe it.
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If I may ask how old are you? I already asked you but you didn't reply.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween? -
10-10-2012, 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
If I may ask how old are you? I already asked you but you didn't reply.
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween? -
10-10-2012, 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
If I may ask how old are you? I already asked you but you didn't reply.
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No, he is not interested in fornicating with you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
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Posts: 151
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Location: Idaho
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Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween? -
10-10-2012, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
No, he is not interested in fornicating with you.
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I'm not interested in that, I'm in a relationship. The only "over 40 men" I find attractive is Brian Hugh Warner, and Aurelio Voltaire Hernández
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween? -
10-10-2012, 05:54 AM
Dear Friend,
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
I'm not interested in that, I'm in a relationship. The only "over 40 men" I find attractive is Brian Hugh Warner, and Aurelio Voltaire Hernández
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Congratulations! You're the new Guinness World Record Holder for Least Interesting Comment Ever Posted On The Internet! (Narrowly besting prior recordholder Mark Lynn Baker's tweet "Too hot in Fresno...time to switch to breathable fabrics".)
You'll receive your lifetime supply of Nobody Gives a Flying Crap brand Figs as soon as anyone can rouse themselves from the stupor your record-breakingly banal bloviating has induced Web-wide.
Yours in Him,
BAB
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Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
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Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween? -
10-10-2012, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob
Dear Friend,
Congratulations! You're the new Guinness World Record Holder for Least Interesting Comment Ever Posted On The Internet! (Narrowly besting prior recordholder Mark Lynn Baker's tweet "Too hot in Fresno...time to switch to breathable fabrics".)
You'll receive your lifetime supply of Nobody Gives a Flying Crap brand Figs as soon as anyone can rouse themselves from the stupor your record-breakingly banal bloviating has induced Web-wide.
Yours in Him,
BAB
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I changed my mind, maybe there's one more man over 40 I love! Oh BABsy!!!!
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
Last edited by Born Again Bob; 10-10-2012 at 06:15 AM.
Reason: Subject-verb agreement.
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Re: Motty Wastes Our Time -
10-10-2012, 06:40 AM
Dear Friends,
This frivolous thread is closed. We need to focus on praising Him, not on the hormonal impulses of a chowderheaded nitwit. (And I don't mean Kevin Keegan!)
Yours in Him,
BAB
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