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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-06-2016, 04:21 AM
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A sad reminder Pastor, a good Republican should be going to Heaven. Other prominent Republicans come to mind that have been tempted by the Roman Papists - like Newt Gingrich, but Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Rudy Giuliani, Bobby Jindal, Martin O'Malley, George Pataki, Marco Rubio and Rick Santorum all have time to repent.
Of the Democrats, Nancy Pelosi stands out, as does Joe Biden, and the notorious Kennedys. All Democrats are going to wind up in the Lake of Fire for their baby killing - whether they're papists or not. Your average Democrat would kill Baby Jesus if given the chance.
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Oh, dear Brother WJB, please forgive me for holding forth on this subject, but Martin O'Malley is a demoncrat. Happily, his former lieutenant governor was defeated by the Republican Larry Hogan. Furthermore, O'Malley has a certain reputation for being a bit of a canine concerning the distaff element. He has also been described as "telegenic", which sounds very, very unseemly indeed.
It's worth pointing out that the one decent thing that Nancy Pelosi did for the people of Baltimore (where she was born), was to move to San Francisco, which was just sordid enough to serve her purposes. With that godless woman gone, and a Republican governor in place, Maryland might just stand a chance of being redeemed from its unfortunate creation as a Catholic colony named for the so-called "Queen of Heaven." (Oh, why couldn't it have been named "Jesus-land"?)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-06-2016, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Oh, dear Brother WJB, please forgive me for holding forth on this subject, but Martin O'Malley is a demoncrat. Happily, his former lieutenant governor was defeated by the Republican Larry Hogan. Furthermore, O'Malley has a certain reputation for being a bit of a canine concerning the distaff element. He has also been described as "telegenic", which sounds very, very unseemly indeed.
It's worth pointing out that the one decent thing that Nancy Pelosi did for the people of Baltimore (where she was born), was to move to San Francisco, which was just sordid enough to serve her purposes. With that godless woman gone, and a Republican governor in place, Maryland might just stand a chance of being redeemed from its unfortunate creation as a Catholic colony named for the so-called "Queen of Heaven." (Oh, why couldn't it have been named "Jesus-land"?)
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Maryland may be in safe Republican hands for the time being, but that won't save Baltimore, which has been continuously under DEMONcrat since 1967. That's right, with the election of Thomas D'Alesandro III in 1967, Baltimore began its tragic slide into crime, drug culture, sin, decay, the mongrelization of the races, and eventually outright rule by the Negro. THIS is the Mayor of Baltimore today, a Negress known by the name Stephanie Rawlings-Blake:
Yes, that's right. The City of Baltimore is run by a Negro Demoncrat, and yet the murder rate is higher than at some point in the past. The city has been run by DEMONcrats since 1967, and the population of the city has gotten BLACKER and smaller every time the Census is taken.
So although the state of Maryland has come to its senses and elected a Godly Republican to rule over the state, Republican state executives have no power, control or ability to influence anything in cities that have Democratic mayors-- hence the decay and crime and carnage and rivers of blood flowing through the gutters of our crumbling, rusting, and violent inner cities. It's too bad these inner city residents don't vote Republican, so they can share in the wealth and prosperity and peaceful scenes of bucolic rolling lawns and singing birds in lush shade trees in the Republican governed state territory that surround these Demoncrat hell-hole inner cities.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-06-2016, 06:23 PM
Vaguely Jewish looking, goody goody butthead Hugh O'Brian who starred as Wyatt Earp, and in Agatha Christie's Ten Little Indians is dead. He might have escaped the killer, but you can't hide from the Devil. ... and then there are none.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-07-2016, 12:26 AM
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Maryland may be in safe Republican hands for the time being, but that won't save Baltimore, which has been continuously under DEMONcrat since 1967.
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All you need to know is that Maryland has a Republican governor right now. Don't let the teahadists distract you with non-issues like the composition of the General Assembly, the party affiliations of previous governors, or who the mayors and local councils are.
The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-07-2016, 09:06 AM
And they entered into a covenant to seek the Lord God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul; That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. 2 Chronicles 15:12-13
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-07-2016, 12:17 PM
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It says in that link that it was one of Toronto premiere entertainers! You have my utmost sympathy, Mr Llewelyn, that you are forced to live in a country so debauched in its tastes.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-12-2016, 03:17 PM
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Oh GLORY!
Another cross-dressing, transgender sodomite was also kick dropped into this week.
Alexis Arquette died Sunday morning surrounded by family and friends ... the family confirms to TMZ.
Alexis' brother, Richmond Arquette says Alexis died at 12:32 AM while listening to David Bowie's, "Starman."
Besides being the sibling of David and Patricia Arquette -- Alexis was known for her roles in "Pulp Fiction" and "The Wedding Singer," as well as being a champion for trans rights.
We last ran into Alexis earlier this year -- when she talked to us about Caitlyn Jenner.
David released a statement about Alexis' death, saying, "Never have I had the honor of knowing and loving a funnier more beautiful soul then my brother/sister Alexis."
We're told she'd been battling an illness.
http://www.tmz.com/2016/09/11/alexis...tte-dead-dies/
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-12-2016, 04:29 PM
Remember this example of public fornication?
God remembered.
God says "Yes" No" and "Wait"
God's patience is infinite.
The death has been announced of the harlot in the picture.
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NEW YORK – The woman who was kissed by an ecstatic sailor in Times Square celebrating the end of World War II has died at the age of 92.
Greta Zimmer Friedman's son says his mother died Thursday at a hospital in Richmond, Virginia. She died from complications of old age, he said
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/09/10/woman-in-iconic-wwii-times-square-kiss-photo-dies-at-92.html
The abomination took place on August 14, 1945 and Lo and Behold! Exactly 71 years, and 25 days later - the woman is dead!
A lesson to all who behave lustfully!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-17-2016, 01:15 AM
Edward Albee, a playwright whose works mocked traditional family values and explored themes of theater of the absurd (atheism), existentialism (atheism), and Freudian psychology (sex-crazed atheism), will now get to see his plays performed in hell's theater district.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-17-2016, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Remember this example of public fornication?
God remembered.
God says "Yes" No" and "Wait"
God's patience is infinite.
The death has been announced of the harlot in the picture.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/09/10/woman-in-iconic-wwii-times-square-kiss-photo-dies-at-92.html
The abomination took place on August 14, 1945 and Lo and Behold! Exactly 71 years, and 25 days later - the woman is dead!
A lesson to all who behave lustfully!
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A number of years ago, I remember reading about a fellow who was present in Hiroshima and Nagasaki when the atomic bombs were dropped. He died in his nineties.
Just goes to show. . . you get exposed to two historic level blasts of radiation and Bam! Seventy years later, you're toast.
God is not mocked.
Pointedly Yours,
Handmaiden
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
09-19-2016, 07:18 AM
Clearly his death and sending to hell is the result of his sin of trying to change the way God made her. Such disrespect in the eyes of the lord can only be met with a cruel painful death by the hands of Jesus himself! Genesis 1:27 clearly outlines gender. Wouldn't it be rather silly if Handmaiden had a weewee hidden under her dress? Of course! God made us in the images we are born in and it should be respected.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-24-2016, 06:13 PM
Cross-dressing, plastic-surgery abusing, sodomite pop singer Pete Burns has been called down to hell. You spin me right round, baby, right round, like eternal torment, right round round round.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-24-2016, 06:40 PM
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Cross-dressing, plastic-surgery abusing, sodomite pop singer Pete Burns has been called down to hell. You spin me right round, baby, right round, like eternal torment, right round round round.
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How amusing that he belonged to a band named "Dead Or Alive".
Well, he's certainly dead now.
Righteously yours,
Handmaiden
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-07-2016, 04:06 PM
Janet Reno died. Now, only Hillary Clinton is left to carry on the legacy of boxy pantsuits.
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Handmaiden
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-11-2016, 05:45 AM
Leonard Cohen 1934-2016.
From Canada (communist), Sabbath-observing Jew (Jewish) turned Buddhist (heathen).
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Cohen halted his career, entered the Mt. Baldy Zen Center outside of Los Angeles, became an ordained Buddhist monk and took on the Dharma name Jikan ("silence"). His duties included cooking.
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His most notorious song was "Hallelujah", which promoted agnosticism, sex and rooftop fornication.
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But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya"
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We all used to wonder why Jesus prolonged the suffering of all of us who were forced to hear his music and did not smite Mr. Cohen earlier. Now we know the answer. He wanted to show Mr. Cohen that He rules supreme by having The Donald ascend to the U.S. Throne!
Now Mr. Cohen can contemplate that in Hell and be reminded of the correct context of the word "Alleluia"!
Revelation 19:6
And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-11-2016, 08:01 PM
It's a busy day at Satan's gates! Today we say BURN! to Hellywood actor Robert Vaughn (1932-2016), aka The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
He was a disgrace to all good American vets in The Magnificent Seven - he's the short, creepy, scared-looking one here. Had he even seen a gun before? I think not!
But worse! It is a little-known fact that this reprobate's first acting role was as an extra in the otherwise Godly film The Ten Commandments, in which he played an idolater.
Exodus 20:4. Need I say more?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-14-2016, 01:21 AM
LEON RUSSELL, servant of satan like so many musicians, is now singing a forever encore for Lucifer and his minions. He was 74.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-14-2016, 09:19 AM
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LEON RUSSELL, servant of satan like so many musicians, is now singing a forever encore for Lucifer and his minions. He was 74.
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Was he the son of Anna Russell?
Good riddance, I say.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-26-2016, 02:38 AM
Florence Henderson, former star of TV's The Brady Bunch is dead . . . and in hell . . . probably screaming in agony next to her former co-star, known homosexual, Robert Reed.
Henderson admitted to being attracted to her TV son, Barry Williams. . . She was never known to admit that Jesus is Lord, but down in the fiery pits she is aware of it now.
Bet she's also regretting doing all those Wesson Oil commercials now that she's frying in perdition's flames.
Reportingly Yours,
Handmaiden
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-26-2016, 02:45 AM
Florence Henderson dead at 82! Serves her right. I always hated "The Brady Bunch" as it was a liberal commie show that never once mentioned the Holy Bible.
Always silly with episodes of inane topics that did not mention Jesus as the solution for the day-to-day problems of family life. Had the writers concluded the show with God as the answer to the problems of those snotty and bratty kids, I might have watched the filthy show. But I did not.
Good riddance!
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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