[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Dessert: A sweet course at the end of a meal.

Desert: A dry wasteland, like most of Texas. Or used as a verb, to abandon (such as abandoning the Army; a "deserter").

Just Deserts: Pronounced like "desserts", but spelled "deserts", this describes what you "deserve".

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

"Athiest" would probably mean "the most athy", if it were a word. You're looking for "atheist". It's not a proper noun, so don't capitalize it unless it's the first word in a sentence or as part of a title.

I disagree. Atheists like to deceive people by claiming they are not a religion. However, they are a real religion based on raping children, burning down churches and murdering unborn children. Writing it as "atheist" actually helps them deceive the innocent.

[Malachi Motoma]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

Colour not color?

I believe the spelling of theword "colour" or "color" varies between countries, I know that down here in Australia it is the virst variation and the latter for the USA, much like "gray" and "grey"

Pardon my ignorance, why is it that on these forums, Jews are spelt as Joos? I have tried to use the search bar but I was unable to find an answer?

[Noah Sole]

hypocrite - not hypocrate

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Originally Posted by Brother Malachi

Pardon my ignorance, why is it that on these forums, Jews are spelt as Joos? I have tried to use the search bar but I was unable to find an answer?

Because it is important to understand that Jews (or "Jew$" or "Joos," if you wish) rake in lots and lots of dough at the expense of God's Chosen™ people all over the world and have since the time of Christ where the loving Savior was betrayed by a filthy hook-nosed piece of vermin for -- what else but -- money (Matthew 27:1-5).

The "00"s are placeholders for the large-digit figures they make. We cannot let it be missed that their decadence is yet another spit in the face of God our Father.

Pastor Ed

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

"Do you realize how much "I could care less" sounds to God, when what you mean is, "I couldn't care less."

Think of God... OK?... Think how He "couldn't care less." about the Midionites. (We know this because he slaughtered them all along with the Amalkelites and the Moabites and a load of others.)

If God "could care less" then He would have cared less! He would have slaughtered them even more horribly because He still had some care left.

So remember, "I couldn't care less." is the phrase you require. e.g. "All those who do not accept Baby Jesus will burn in Hell for ever and ever, and I couldn't care less."

[handmaiden]

My niece expressed her irritation over people who misuse the word "ignorant". She pointed out that this word is often used to criticize people whose off-putting behavior should actually be described as "rude", not "ignorant", thus demonstrating the true ignorance of the people misuseing the word, which is rather ironic.

And speaking of the word "irony" . . .


Correctly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

My niece expressed her irritation over people who misuse the word "ignorant". She pointed out that this word is often used to criticize people whose off-putting behavior should actually be described as "rude", not "ignorant", thus demonstrating the true ignorance of the people misuseing the word, which is rather ironic.

Or "misusing" . . .

But your comment reminds me of another. The misuse of "racist".

"I can't believe you said you don't like German people. That's racist!"

"You said homos are gonna burn in Hell. You're a racist!"

Um, no. And it's not "racist" to disagree with President OhNoBama's policies of baby-killing and wealth redistribution, either!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

"It's" is a contraction of "it is".

"It's sunny outside today."

"Its" is the possessive form of "it".

"The Obama regime has lost its mind."

[Catherine Moore]

"Decimate" means kill one in every ten. If your population has been decimated, ninety per cent of you are still alive.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Or "misusing" . . .

Thank you for the correction. It didn't look right, but I had no dictionary to hand and no spell check software available.



Pleasantly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Catherine Moore]

Things can't be "very unique". Or "really unique". Or any other qualifier.

A thing is either unique or it isn't.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Masturbation is a sin of self-gratification. "Masterbation" isn't a word.

Right: Masturbation is a sin.

"Among" means "surrounded by a group". "Amoung" isn't a word.

Right: Many an ex-gay has been rescued from among the sodomites.

"Should of" is a corruption of "Should've", a grammatically-correct contraction of "Should have".

Wrong: He should of followed the Lord, not his materialistic lusts.

Right: He should've followed the Lord, not his materialistic lusts.
Also right: He should have followed the Lord, not his materialistic lusts.

(Note: The same applies to "could have" or "would have".)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Have you heard how many atheists and catlix say, "irrigardless" regardless of how many times they are told otherwise by wise Christians?

I cannot even begin to work out what "irrigardless" means.

[LaQrundrellia]

I'm still trying to figure out words like "pwned" "noob" and "ROFL."

I can understand colored jive, but these new kids and they internets just a headache for me.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Malachi Motoma

virst

what is virst?

..and heard on a socialist radio station recently: what is one of the only?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

It's not a mute point.

Moot.