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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-11-2012, 02:01 PM

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You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Pastor Zeke--All of us on this forum do not thank you often enough for your patience with the unwashed.

We have these people coming on here, maybe they would be decent folks if we knew them in person, who were not present when common sense was handed out.

It is so self evident Joseph Kony is a Godly man trying to do right for his people. It is self evident as well God hates homers--it says so right there in His book. Why people can't see the obvious continues to baffle me.

Anyway, we are so fortunate to have you here giving Christian guidance to those who need it most.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-12-2012, 01:39 AM

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It is so self evident Joseph Kony is a Godly man trying to do right for his people. It is self evident as well God hates homers--it says so right there in His book. Why people can't see the obvious continues to baffle me.
I also cannot comprehend that...I think that possibly our presidents "new" (as opposed to his old Lord approved) stand on homer weddings is unduly influencing people???
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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-12-2012, 02:10 AM

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Pastor Zeke--All of us on this forum do not thank you often enough for your patience with the unwashed.
You are so right, Mr. Mayor.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-12-2012, 04:03 AM

Thank you for posting this. I'm in total agreement with you.

PRAISE JOSEPH KONY FOR SUPPORTING THE LORD OUR GOD!
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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-12-2012, 04:10 AM

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Thank you for posting this. I'm in total agreement with you.

PRAISE JOSEPH KONY FOR SUPPORTING THE LORD OUR GOD!
Just kidding, all of you are piffleing retards. Don't even know what it means to be a Christian. I'm an Atheist and I know how to be a better Christian. LONG LIVE THE FROG LORD!
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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-13-2012, 10:42 PM

Let the banning commence.

You people are in dire need of help. I hope to be near any of you, especially you Pastor Ezekiel, when you die. That way you can hear my laughter as you realize there is no heaven, God, or Hell. The way you treat people is terrible, you are supporting Joseph Kony, and you think you have some righteous mission to cleanse the world of filth. You should start by cleansing yourselves, as clearly you are unclean. The earth is not flat, gravity is real, women are not property, and rock music is not made by Satan. Hopefully some people here will be able to get out of their downward spiral to doom and despair, but it's doubtful given the restrains you place on these poor people. Darwin was not a communist as he died before Communism as you know it took hold. I also like how you have an ex-gay teaching little boys. Nothing strange happening there. Nope, not at all. I hope all of you have a wonderful day on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way Galaxy, as the universe expands ever onwards towards its eventual end.

Oh, Pastor Ezekiel is an ignorant fool who hides behind his Bible to feel superior. He probably gets sodomized in the bathroom every Sunday but he'd never admit it.
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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-13-2012, 11:22 PM

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Let the banning commence.

You people are in dire need of help. I hope to be near any of you, especially you Pastor Ezekiel, when you die. That way you can hear my laughter as you realize there is no heaven, God, or Hell. The way you treat people is terrible, you are supporting Joseph Kony, and you think you have some righteous mission to cleanse the world of filth. You should start by cleansing yourselves, as clearly you are unclean. The earth is not flat, gravity is real, women are not property, and rock music is not made by Satan. Hopefully some people here will be able to get out of their downward spiral to doom and despair, but it's doubtful given the restrains you place on these poor people. Darwin was not a communist as he died before Communism as you know it took hold. I also like how you have an ex-gay teaching little boys. Nothing strange happening there. Nope, not at all. I hope all of you have a wonderful day on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way Galaxy, as the universe expands ever onwards towards its eventual end.

Oh, Pastor Ezekiel is an ignorant fool who hides behind his Bible to feel superior. He probably gets sodomized in the bathroom every Sunday but he'd never admit it.
Any time someone tells you that atheists don't need the moral guidance provided by God in the Bible, think about the pure cruelty and unbridled hatred in the post above.



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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-14-2012, 12:35 AM

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Let the banning commence.

You people are in dire need of help. I hope to be near any of you, especially you Pastor Ezekiel, when you die. That way you can hear my laughter as you realize there is no heaven, God, or Hell. The way you treat people is terrible, you are supporting Joseph Kony, and you think you have some righteous mission to cleanse the world of filth. You should start by cleansing yourselves, as clearly you are unclean. The earth is not flat, gravity is real, women are not property, and rock music is not made by Satan. Hopefully some people here will be able to get out of their downward spiral to doom and despair, but it's doubtful given the restrains you place on these poor people. Darwin was not a communist as he died before Communism as you know it took hold. I also like how you have an ex-gay teaching little boys. Nothing strange happening there. Nope, not at all. I hope all of you have a wonderful day on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way Galaxy, as the universe expands ever onwards towards its eventual end.

Oh, Pastor Ezekiel is an ignorant fool who hides behind his Bible to feel superior. He probably gets sodomized in the bathroom every Sunday but he'd never admit it.
Dear Godmocking Atheist Scum;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Just kidding, all of you are piffleing retards. Don't even know what it means to be a Christian. I'm an Atheist and I know how to be a better Christian. LONG LIVE THE FROG LORD!
Please provide Biblical proof that anything I said goes against the teaching of our Lord.
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You people are in dire need of help. I hope to be near any of you, especially you Pastor Ezekiel, when you die. That way you can hear my laughter as you realize there is no heaven, God, or Hell. The way you treat people is terrible, you are supporting Joseph Kony, and you think you have some righteous mission to cleanse the world of filth. You should start by cleansing yourselves, as clearly you are unclean. The earth is not flat, gravity is real, women are not property, and rock music is not made by Satan. Hopefully some people here will be able to get out of their downward spiral to doom and despair, but it's doubtful given the restrains you place on these poor people. Darwin was not a communist as he died before Communism as you know it took hold. I also like how you have an ex-gay teaching little boys. Nothing strange happening there. Nope, not at all. I hope all of you have a wonderful day on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way Galaxy, as the universe expands ever onwards towards its eventual end.

Oh, Pastor Ezekiel is an ignorant fool who hides behind his Bible to feel superior. He probably gets sodomized in the bathroom every Sunday but he'd never admit it.
The Bible supports none of what you have said. Why do you reject the Holy Bible and its teachings?


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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-17-2012, 04:48 AM

Doesn't the bible say..?

1 Thessalonians 4:3
For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication:



I'm not allowed by god to have sex with anyone other than my (future) wife. I would never dream of it! Why are sex slaves permitted?
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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-17-2012, 04:51 AM

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! Why are sex slaves permitted?
That's just liberal propaganda.


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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-17-2012, 09:59 AM

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That's just liberal propaganda.

So, if I become a Christian, I can have slaves?


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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-17-2012, 10:17 AM

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So, if I become a Christian, I can have slaves?
Of course! If it's legal in your area.

Please see Romans 13:1 for guidance.

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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-17-2012, 10:27 AM

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So, if I become a Christian, I can have slaves?
Of course you can! After all, the bible is God's "literal" word, no need to pick and choose statements, especially if they're all true!. Personally, I think its rather wrong and inhumane to own slaves, just as it is to support a genocidal maniac who tears children from their loving parents and family, even sometimes forcing the kid to kill the parents him/herself, only cause Kony believes in God!

I really can't begin to comprehend how people would actually support such horrendous acts such as the ones Kony are actively responsible for, only just because he's a believer. He can say Meshuggah is his favorite band all he wants but I'd still be enthusiastic for his capture and "neutralization". Which I'm quite confident will happen, no matter how long it takes, his luck will run out!
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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-17-2012, 10:35 AM

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Of course you can! After all, the bible is God's "literal" word, no need to pick and choose statements, especially if they're all true!. Personally, I think its rather wrong and inhumane to own slaves, just as it is to support a genocidal maniac who tears children from their loving parents and family, even sometimes forcing the kid to kill the parents him/herself, only cause Kony believes in God!

I really can't begin to comprehend how people would actually support such horrendous acts such as the ones Kony are actively responsible for, only just because he's a believer. He can say Meshuggah is his favorite band all he wants but I'd still be enthusiastic for his capture and "neutralization". Which I'm quite confident will happen, no matter how long it takes, his luck will run out!
Meshuggah? Is that some joo band?



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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-17-2012, 11:03 AM

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Meshuggah? Is that some joo band?



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Indeed, yiddish for 'crazy' and a fitting name for a Swedish metal band that is, well crazy. Hypothetically speaking, I was saying that even if Kony supported something that I approve of myself, it is by no means justification for his acts of terrorism. That leads down a bad road, a belief in God does not justify heinous deeds.


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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-17-2012, 04:36 PM

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Indeed, yiddish for 'crazy' and a fitting name for a Swedish metal band that is, well crazy. Hypothetically speaking, I was saying that even if Kony supported something that I approve of myself, it is by no means justification for his acts of terrorism. That leads down a bad road, a belief in God does not justify heinous deeds.
If said deeds are condoned and sanctified by God, they are not heinous. See below:

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Numbers 31:1-18

1*And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

2*Avenge the children of Israel of the Midianites: afterward shalt thou be gathered unto thy people.

3*And Moses spake unto the people, saying, Arm some of yourselves unto the war, and let them go against the Midianites, and avenge the Lord of Midian.

4*Of every tribe a thousand, throughout all the tribes of Israel, shall ye send to the war.

5*So there were delivered out of the thousands of Israel, a thousand of every tribe, twelve thousand armed for war.

6*And Moses sent them to the war, a thousand of every tribe, them and Phinehas the son of Eleazar the priest, to the war, with the holy instruments, and the trumpets to blow in his hand.

7*And they warred against the Midianites, as the Lord commanded Moses; and they slew all the males.

8*And they slew the kings of Midian, beside the rest of them that were slain; namely, Evi, and Rekem, and Zur, and Hur, and Reba, five kings of Midian: Balaam also the son of Beor they slew with the sword.

9*And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones, and took the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods.

10*And they burnt all their cities wherein they dwelt, and all their goodly castles, with fire.

11*And they took all the spoil, and all the prey, both of men and of beasts.

12*And they brought the captives, and the prey, and the spoil, unto Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and unto the congregation of the children of Israel, unto the camp at the plains of Moab, which are by Jordan near Jericho.

13*And Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the congregation, went forth to meet them without the camp.

14*And Moses was wroth with the officers of the host, with the captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, which came from the battle.

15*And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive?

16*Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the Lord in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the Lord.

17*Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

18*But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
And it gets even more specific after that, talking about all the people that God helped the Jews kill and all the loot they plundered. See, killing and plundering and keeping the virgins for yourself is fine as long as it's done in the name of God. Does that help?




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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-20-2012, 07:42 AM

Bless Kony, giving needing children a job. Kony for President 2012 everyone.


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Default Re: Support Joseph Kony - 05-20-2012, 10:34 AM

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See, killing and plundering and keeping the virgins for yourself is fine as long as it's done in the name of God. Does that help?
This.

If God says to drive a bulldozer into a crowded shopping centre while heaving breezeblocks onto the heads of injured men and non virgin women then that is a fundementally moral and ethical thing to do.

After all the 613 moral and ethical statutes we hold dear come from the Bible (KJV1611) and this is God's Holy Word©.

Nuff said.

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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