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12-23-2009, 04:23 PM
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What about Australia? It's more difficult to find guns in Australia than it is to find an Australian befitting the stereotype.
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That's why there are so many gays in Australia! Like in that documentary Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Why do you think they call it "down under" anyways? Gross!
He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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12-23-2009, 09:36 PM
Anything having to do with "Broadway" and "Showtunes" will definitely make you gay, and stay away from track lighting – even a small exposure over time will make you into a homer.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-23-2009, 10:00 PM
Any kind of instrument you blow into.
Glass blowing.
Hot Dog Vendors.
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12-23-2009, 10:48 PM
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Any kind of instrument you blow into.
Glass blowing.
Hot Dog Vendors.
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You blow into Hot Dog Vendors? I just back into them with my truck.....
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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12-24-2009, 03:58 AM
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You blow into Hot Dog Vendors? I just back into them with my truck.....
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A few times in a row
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
WHITE AND PROUD
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12-24-2009, 03:12 PM
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Hot Dog Vendors.
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Even those that offer "Twelve (12) Inches of Paradise" - Right here on Earth?
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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12-24-2009, 03:55 PM
Public transport. Enough said.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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12-24-2009, 05:09 PM
Crocs
Windmills
Solar Power
any alternative fuel
Starbucks
play dates
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12-24-2009, 05:24 PM
Soy products like tofu and veggie burgers. Satan created Soy; it is full of plant imitations of estrogen (phytoestrogens); causes manly men to grow moobs and become prancing nancyboys, and makes it harder for those who resist homofication to reproduce!
Just look what soy does to men!
And mothers-to-be should avoid soy, too!
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Congenital abnormalities of the male genital tract are also increasing, and once again soy phytoestrogens may be implicated, according to a study that found a higher incidence of birth defects in male offspring of vegetarian, soy-consuming mothers. There are also links between high soy diets during pregnancy and nursing and eventual developmental changes in children.
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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12-24-2009, 06:12 PM
- Condos, especially those advertised as loft-style.
- Cars marketed for high fuel efficiency, especially hybrids. Actually, it's a good idea to pray and fast before driving any vehicle classified as a car rather than an SUV or truck.
- Living within city limits (unless the city is Freehold).
- Reading too much. N.B.: It is by definition impossible to read the KJV too much; the same goes for Bible commentaries by LBC pastors.
- If you're a boy, doing well in classes other than gym, shop, and Bible study.
- If you're a girl, trying to prove that you're "just as good as" the boys; if the Lord had wanted you to be as good as the boys, He would have caused you to be a boy, now, wouldn't He have?
- Opera.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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12-24-2009, 06:51 PM
Fraggle Rock
The Muppets
Charlie Brown
He Man
Sesame Street
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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12-24-2009, 07:17 PM
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Cars marketed for high fuel efficiency, especially hybrids.
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Amen Pastor. We don't need no Prius, we need a Prayus!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-26-2009, 12:48 AM
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Getting infected gay can happen to anyone:
1. Hugs
2. Demons (Demonic spirits)
Feel free to add to the list.
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You know what they say: “Practice makes perfect”. Get real and GROW UP! Who gives you the right to speak for your god, anyway? How do you know what the “mind of God” is? Aren’t you assuming too much? You know the old saw : “assume makes an ass out of u and me”. Have you been “practicing” being a heterosexual”? When did you make the choice to become a heterosexual, by the way?
You are a bigot, unworthy of being called a Christian, when you are denigrating a whole segment of humanity that only wants to have the same rights you have. That “sin” fixation some of you Christians seem to have has warped your very minds and beings into twisted, unloving, hating fools.
This is the same hate filled, unreasoning mentality that is leading to legislating death sentences and imprisonment for gays in Uganda. Sanctioned by pious Christians, such as yourself. I’ll bet you approve that idea. If Christ had really existed, even he’d be ashamed of you.
By the way, if it matters, though it shouldn’t, I am straight-up heterosexual. Are you? Are you sure?
Oh, by the way, here’s another thought to ponder: what does your bible say about hermaphroditism? Hmmm…?
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12-26-2009, 01:02 AM
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[...]Who gives you the right to speak for your god, anyway? How do you know what the “mind of God” is?
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We read the Bible, you should try it.
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This is the same hate filled, unreasoning mentality that is leading to legislating death sentences and imprisonment for gays in Uganda.
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Yes, it is a bad day when jigaboos show Americans the Chirstian Way.
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I am straight-up heterosexual.
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When did you abandon your "fashionable" gay deathstyle?
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what does your bible say about hermaphroditism? Hmmm…?
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It says "male and female created he them." It does not say, "and sometimes He made a really weird one for a laugh."
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12-28-2009, 01:19 PM
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28. Anything Euro
29. (guy in above pic reminded me) Mili Vanili
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hey fatty ever gotten laid?
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-28-2009, 01:22 PM
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hey fatty ever gotten laid?
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I thought you said you were leaving, princess.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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12-28-2009, 01:22 PM
Oops, I just kinda helped him with that Pastor. Should I bring him back?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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12-28-2009, 01:25 PM
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Oops, I just kinda helped him with that Pastor. Should I bring him back?
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Nah. Good riddance to bad rubbish. He obviously was beyond all hope.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-28-2009, 06:44 PM
Socialist healthcare: God created the AIDS for a reason: so His children would be too scared to indulge in sodomy with fags for fear of the AIDS. Socialist healthcare tells our youth "go on, sodomise everything in sight. It's OK, Johnny Taxpayer will pick up the bill when you inevitably get struck down." Despicable and immoral.
Promiscuous sex with lots of women: As True Heterosexual Christians™ we know that sex is something you do with your wife for procreation. You don't just do it with every man, woman, and he-she that happens to catch your eye. The unsaved think that it's acceptable to "do it" with a woman just because you're in a loving relationship but haven't got married yet, or because she looks nice, or you're both really drunk, or any number of other reasons. Shocking and insane as it may sound, they think sexual pleasure is a good thing for its own sake. Naturally, this leads inevitably to experimenting with perverse practices like spilling your manseed in places that cannot possibly cause the birth of another Christian soldier. And once you've done that, you're pretty much a full faggot anyway, so most people figure "why not go all the way?" It's twisted, it's wrong, but it's how unsaved people think.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Things that cause homosexuality: -
12-28-2009, 07:17 PM
Complicated coffee, you know, double this and skinny that! Whatever happened to Sanka?
Low Carb beer - need I say more!
Has anyone mentioned hybrid cars yet?
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