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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 05:47 PM

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Jesus Christ... I feel like praying after hearing nonsense like that!

If it was up to you ignorant Christians, the world would still be in medieval times, which would mean that you foolish Americans wouldn't have your beloved KFC's, Hotrod's nor Guns.

Please crawl back to the dark moist pit from which you came!
It's SUVs, Applebees and Guns friend. It is worth noting just going by their advertisements KFC target demographics is clearly not mid west, white Christian Americans.

As for as religion go at lest my country's goverment isn't plotting to make Sharia law law of the land. Talk about step backwards to the 9th Century.



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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 06:00 PM

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We don't care about your insults. In fact, we should be thankful for this hateful message of yours since the more you persecute us for our righteousness' sake the closer we are to the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:10: Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Why do you hate Jesus so much?
I absolutely don't hate Jesus!

I merely think that it takes a retard to put up all sorts of lies about a nation, without looking into the matter. Try looking the Country up before writing crazy postulates about certain things, of which you know nothing (creator of this thread)

You guys are entitled to which ever religion you choose
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 06:47 PM

You idiot, im a Dane and do you know why we hate you and your friends ?
Becourse your bain is too little, but i want to piffle your mother
You are so hatefull and lousy, you know jesus said, love your fellowman, but you havent understand a shit.
You are too ugly and hatefull, thats why jesus never will forgive you. But he firgive the Danes course they are honest people who not hiding themself behind some sily words from the bible.

May god burn you !
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 06:53 PM

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@Cranky Old Man I am glad my father never bought Lego for me!
Glad your father dident bougth lego for you, you even dont deserve a shit, thats why your father dident buy lego for you
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 06:55 PM

Even I'm not as angry as you are, little girl. you might want to seek support for your anger issues.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 06:55 PM

Being the year is 2010 and everyone is trying to 'go green' one thing that really pisses me off about these denmarkians is their wooden shoes. Not only do they not float when you are earing them, they get termites, you get splinters, they are very noisy, they do not 'breathe' and (most off all) they take away from our precious wood supply that would be better utilized to make crosses and Churches.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 06:56 PM

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Trust me, I'm half-Finnish. I would know a Finnish flag when I see one.
You are nothing but shit, the flag is Danish !
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 06:57 PM

Mustapha here. I'm a proud persian person, who live in Denmark. I am a faithful sunni muslim, and i love Denmark. I love it's sausages, girls (they have gigantic titties), the cars, the welfare system and our queen. Allah ackbar, and Allah praise the faithful muslim denmark.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:01 PM

Those Denmarkians should be more worried about the islamofascist invasion of their own country than wasting their time trolling Christian forums. Three months with no sun has obviously affected their ability to make reasoned decisions. Soon the state religion is going to be Islam if you don't keep those people out of your country!


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Smile Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:02 PM

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Those Denmarkians should be more worried about the islamofascist invasion of their own country than wasting their time trolling Christian forums. Three months with no sun has obviously affected their ability to make reasoned decisions.
Very astute. I saw a Mythbusters once where they tested that stuff. It explains what those people are so deranged.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:04 PM

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You idiot, im a Dane and do you know why we hate you and your friends ?
Becourse your bain is too little, but i want to piffle your mother
You are so hatefull and lousy, you know jesus said, love your fellowman, but you havent understand a shit.
You are too ugly and hatefull, thats why jesus never will forgive you. But he firgive the Danes course they are honest people who not hiding themself behind some sily words from the bible.

May god burn you !
Just needed to give some of your remarks another color, so we can compare the red ones with the purple ones. Maybe you'll discover some irony if you do that.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:09 PM

These Denmarkanesians had better be happy I'm not a cop over there or I'd have the whole lot of them doing hard time in the big house.

Fortunately, I was born in a God-fearing country where we have a little more respect for our fellow man (those that are Christian anyway) than them.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:12 PM

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Those Denmarkians should be more worried about the islamofascist invasion of their own country than wasting their time trolling Christian forums. Three months with no sun has obviously affected their ability to make reasoned decisions. Soon the state religion is going to be Islam if you don't keep those people out of your country!
Lol, you are far out, are you threaten? you little bastard, the muslims here will never have a word to say, you know we just take their money and their women, and at last their lives.
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These Denmarkanesians had better be happy I'm not a cop over there or I'd have the whole lot of them doing hard time in the big house.

Fortunately, I was born in a God-fearing country where we have a little more respect for our fellow man (those that are Christian anyway) than them.
The only thing that you would do over here, would be to search for every gas-station which has Donuts in it's inventory..
Sorry Dude - no Dunkin' Donuts stores here.. Thank God for that

Btw - we are called "Danes".. Not, "Denmarkanesians".. Get your act together..
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:19 PM

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Btw - we are called "Danes".. Not, "Denmarkanesians".. Get your act together..
Says someone who spells "almighty" as "almigthy" when he is asked to choose a username.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Smile Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:21 PM

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The only thing that you would do over here, would be to search for every gas-station which has Donuts in it's inventory..
Sorry Dude - no Dunkin' Donuts stores here.. Thank God for that

Btw - we are called "Danes".. Not, "Denmarkanesians".. Get your act together..
Dogs are Danes, to the rest of the world (perhaps not to your faces) you are called 'denmarkians.'


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Cool Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:21 PM

What the hell... You do too many drugs, ol' man.

Well... You brainwashed sheep can't help yourself, i guess.

Pathetic RELIGION Equals Pathetic PEOPLE.


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Angry Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:23 PM

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What the hell... You do too many drugs, ol' man.

Well... You brainwashed sheep can't help yourself, i guess.

Pathetic RELIGION Equals Pathetic PEOPLE.


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PS. The only good thing about your website is this -> HAHAHAHA.
I do not think what you wrote was very nice. Apologize right this instant or I'll be forced to call your parents.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:26 PM

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Mustapha here. I'm a proud persian person, who live in Denmark. I am a faithful sunni muslim, and i love Denmark. I love it's sausages, girls (they have gigantic titties), the cars, the welfare system and our queen. Allah ackbar, and Allah praise the faithful muslim denmark.
Don't you mean, "Allah Akbar" ?
Maybe the danish translation in religion-class was bad.. But I do recall, seeing this way of spelling, on other sites - including english-speaken
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-01-2010, 07:29 PM

You had better be glad you are not a cop over here Chief Wiggum, else I would have taken pleasure smacking your two crippled braincells back in the correctional facility. A man of the law should not judge by race, religion, nor origination.

You represent the law-enforcement, and you claim you want to jail us for questioning your religion? - You choose yourself. But my freedom of speech is conquested by your urge to jail me for doing so. Slightly comparative to what most Islamic countries does to their citizens speaking up.

And fortunately you were born in a god-fearing country, where they dont even teach you, its called a piffleing "dane", and not a "denmarkian"... Of course, when you feed your crippled excuse of a brain donuts and coffee, not much of this will seep through. I will be back to elaborate again however. Stay tuned for a retard-translation.
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