Well if any of you ladies were wondering how the Hellywood Stars keep their youthful looks,
here's your answer.
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How does Heather Locklear keep her skin so radiant? “Semen,” the actress admits.
Between Amanda Seyfried’s penis story – and this one – I think I need to take a long vacation. Okay, I need one anyway, but these stories push me over the edge, I tell you.
Yesterday Heather Locklear was caught by TMZ photographers, and was asked if she had any recommendations for anti-aging skincare products. Her response? “You just put semen on you face.” I mean, naturally.
According to the HuffPo: Semen does have it’s anti-aging benefits.
Semen as an anti-aging treatment saw a spike in popularity (or at least curiosity) around 2009. Turns out spermine, one of the components of semen, is high in anti-oxidants and can be used to smooth out wrinkles. An enterprising Cosmo reporter even went and got a sperm facial at a swanky New York spa, confirming that her skin did feel smoother afterwards.
I think I’ll pass, thank you. Oh man, a spa sperm facial. I know what you’re getting for Christmas!
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Any True Christians™ want to try this out, please come by my Pastoral Study anytime I'm home. We'll Pray on it together.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)