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10-08-2007, 01:04 PM
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I forgot a 's', that won't give you the 'win'. Anyways, free education is pretty nice.
Lack of education or lack of EyeQ? We don't have anything agaisnt American people. Afterall ýou guys are former cowboys and Trinity is very fun movie serie.
In Danish it is "Koebenhavn"/"Křbenhavn". Very simple.
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i'm pretty sure the Trinty series was made in Italy.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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10-08-2007, 01:04 PM
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Then why can't you learn to speak English like normal people do? I can, it's not that hard. And shouldn't you be teargassing a hippy right around now anyway?
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Because I'm a bad linguist but good mathematical. But you should try to act as a nice person as Jesus wants you to be, instead of your immensely attitude. You will sin if you representate the God badly and you will have sex with men in hell for eternity!
And about the hippy stuff.... I did.
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I don't know what this has got to do with the Danish, either ...
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I was answering people who was off topic to clear things out, however it didn't work well.
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10-08-2007, 01:09 PM
Where does Jesus say in the Bible, "Be nice"?
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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10-08-2007, 01:13 PM
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Because I'm a bad linguist but good mathematical. But you should try to act as a nice person as Jesus wants you to be, instead of your immensely attitude. You will sin if you representate the God badly and you will have sex with men in hell for eternity!
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And could you please show us the verse or verses in the Holy KJV Bible that say that Jesus wants us to be tolerant and loving to a hateful, zit-faced swedish meatball who doesn't even have the common decency to learn to speak American?
Brother Temperance IS being nice to you, jennifer. He is trying to save your eternal soul from being boiled in satan's fondue.
You should thank him, you hateful homer!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-08-2007, 04:39 PM
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31And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.
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If you really forgot this one, then I feel sorry for you poor American guys. Then God surely will send you to hell if you do not repent.
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10-09-2007, 12:37 AM
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If you really forgot this one, then I feel sorry for you poor American guys. Then God surely will send you to hell if you do not repent.
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Typical unsaved heathen; you see but you cannot comprehend.
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John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
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Let me give you a hint Mr. Moomintroll; When Jesus talks about our "neighbor", He means a fellow True Christian. Surely you don't think that God would want us to love the lezbean couple next door, or the Christ-killing joos who control international banking and media, or the sand nigras in Islamistan who want to force you to marry camels and worship their false moongod, do you? Unsaved scum like them are hardly likely to be my neighbors.
Nor are you, your Norwegian pervert.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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10-09-2007, 08:07 AM
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Let me give you a hint Mr. Moomintroll; When Jesus talks about our "neighbor", He means a fellow True Christian™. Surely you don't think that God would want us to love the lezbean couple next door, or the Christ-killing joos who control international banking and media, or the sand nigras in Islamistan who want to force you to marry camels and worship their false moongod, do you? Unsaved scum like them are hardly likely to be my neighbors.
Nor are you, your Norwegian pervert.
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Foolish Pastor Ezekiel!
25And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?
26He said unto him, What is written in the law? how readest thou?
27And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.
28And he said unto him, Thou hast answered right: this do, and thou shalt live.
29But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?
30And Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.
31And by chance there came down a certain priest that way: and when he saw him, he passed by on the other side.
32And likewise a Levite, when he was at the place, came and looked on him, and passed by on the other side.
33But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,
34And went to him, and bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine, and set him on his own beast, and brought him to an inn, and took care of him.
35And on the morrow when he departed, he took out two pence, and gave them to the host, and said unto him, Take care of him; and whatsoever thou spendest more, when I come again, I will repay thee.
36Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves? 37And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.
Let me gve you a hint BikerMouse dude. The man helped a Jew and treated him very well. You must love and help those who need or deserves it. Whether you think I deserve it or need it, you must try to help me. You do not help me by saying bad stuff to me. You give the page a bad expression to me, and if you go on like that I assure you that you will burn in Hell with all the other heretics!
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10-09-2007, 08:42 AM
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Foolish Pastor Ezekiel!
25And, behold, a certain lawyer stood up, and tempted him, saying, Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?
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Son, if you want to argue Scripture with us, please provide Chapter and Verse. I know you are referring to Luke 10:25 in which Jesus merely tells off a non-believer who tried to tempt Him.
Now then, you are trying to tempt Pastor Ezekiel and I say unto you that JESUS was specifically referring to the treatment of neighbors, not heathens from foreign countries! All we are obligated to do with you is make you a slave when GOD gives the order!
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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10-09-2007, 09:06 AM
Hmm I was sure that I wrote it.
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Now then, you are trying to tempt Pastor Ezekiel and I say unto you that JESUS was specifically referring to the treatment of neighbors, not heathens from foreign countries! All we are obligated to do with you is make you a slave when GOD gives the order!
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That was a silly exegesis Pastor Al E Pistle. Prove it instead of claim it. I can't accept a bad arguement even from you. Damn it! Learn/Prove the true before you start to lecture me.
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10-09-2007, 09:24 AM
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Hmm I was sure that I wrote it.
That was a silly exegesis Pastor Al E Pistle. Prove it instead of claim it. I can't accept a bad arguement even from you. Damn it! Learn/Prove the true before you start to lecture me.
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Good Heavens, boy! I JUST DID PROVE IT! READ LUKE 10!
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10-09-2007, 09:43 AM
You gave me a half-witted exegesis, nothing more. You didn't argue with scriptures neither. Show me the verses which is double standard too one of the most important values of what Jesus teached the mankind. And there is nothing wrong to be related with heathens, Godly George W. Bush is related too heathens.
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10-09-2007, 09:56 AM
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You gave me a half-witted exegesis, nothing more. You didn't argue with scriptures neither. Show me the verses which is double standard too one of the most important values of what Jesus teached the mankind. And there is nothing wrong to be related with heathens, Godly George W. Bush is related too heathens.
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Very well, but you will have to wait until morning. I cannot stay up all night trying to appease ignorant Swedes.
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10-13-2007, 05:12 PM
It has been a long time since you did promise me to prove me wrong, Pastor Al E pistle. If you can't show me anything less than your half-witted exegesis then I'm right and you're wrong. I don't demand anything, but you have been sinful which mean you need to repent too the LORD. Or maybe you don't want to do that and Jesus has left you alone to eternal pain, and in your afterlife you'll get raped by Vikings in hel(l).
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10-13-2007, 05:47 PM
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It has been a long time since you did promise me to prove me wrong, Pastor Al E pistle.
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What are you; some kind of attention freak? You think the world revolves around you and your stupid little needs? Pastor Pistle has far better things to do than coddle some idiot. Nobody cares about your feelings.
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10-13-2007, 06:31 PM
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It has been a long time since you did promise me to prove me wrong, Pastor Al E pistle. If you can't show me anything less than your half-witted exegesis then I'm right and you're wrong. I don't demand anything, but you have been sinful which mean you need to repent too the LORD. Or maybe you don't want to do that and Jesus has left you alone to eternal pain, and in your afterlife you'll get raped by Vikings in hel(l).
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To tell you the truth, friend, I completely forgot about you because your silly Swedish opinion doesn't seem to be very important in the real world. In fact, if churches weren't tax-free, I'd probably pay more taxes than the gross nation product of your entire country, whichever one of those hole-in-the-dyke freeways for invasion you claim as home. Or were you Irish? Whatever.
Ask me the question again. I haven't time to go back and try to find it, and I'll get back to you if I don't forget again, or if your country isn't underwater by the time I get around to reading it.
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10-13-2007, 08:06 PM
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What are you; some kind of attention freak? You think the world revolves around you and your stupid little needs? Pastor Pistle has far better things to do than coddle some idiot. Nobody cares about your feelings.
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It is not about my own opinion, I said what there is writen in the bible and what Jesus had teached the mankind. Shut your mouth if you only speak nonsense.
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To tell you the truth, friend, I completely forgot about you because your silly Swedish opinion doesn't seem to be very important in the real world. In fact, if churches weren't tax-free, I'd probably pay more taxes than the gross nation product of your entire country, whichever one of those hole-in-the-dyke freeways for invasion you claim as home. Or were you Irish? Whatever.
Ask me the question again. I haven't time to go back and try to find it, and I'll get back to you if I don't forget again, or if your country isn't underwater by the time I get around to reading it.
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Don't blame me when you realize that the Lord turns the back on you. You are acting like you're right, but untill you can prove me wrong then you're the one who is sinful - or maybe some of your fanslavez would try to help you out of the situation. Or maybe you should admit that you were dead wrong! Blasphemic fool. You live in a lie!
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10-14-2007, 03:18 AM
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Don't blame me when you realize that the Lord turns the back on you. You are acting like you're right, but untill you can prove me wrong then you're the one who is sinful - or maybe some of your fanslavez would try to help you out of the situation. Or maybe you should admit that you were dead wrong! Blasphemic fool. You live in a lie!
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Damn! I have way more respect for pastor Al then you do, jerkolla! They must be biased because you should have recieved24seventhousandinfractions for that over the top smart-ass comment!
Hotjer you will live in hell! They don't serve ice tea there either. You stop being a blasphemist fool.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<< learn this dudes face. You guys will have to sleep together forever!
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10-14-2007, 05:19 AM
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It is not about my own opinion, I said what there is writen in the bible and what Jesus had teached the mankind. Shut your mouth if you only speak nonsense.
Don't blame me when you realize that the Lord turns the back on you. You are acting like you're right, but untill you can prove me wrong then you're the one who is sinful - or maybe some of your fanslavez would try to help you out of the situation. Or maybe you should admit that you were dead wrong! Blasphemic fool. You live in a lie!
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You have been rude to both pastors here. These are GODLY men who are busy in the Lord's work and don't have time for nonsense. You aren't impressing anyone, Hot-jobs.
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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10-14-2007, 06:41 AM
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You have been rude to both pastors here. These are GODLY men who are busy in the Lord's work and don't have time for nonsense. You aren't impressing anyone, Hot-jobs.
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To be honest I can't see why he is busy, the guy is simple joking around and don't know his Holy KJV bible.
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10-14-2007, 06:54 AM
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To be honest I can't see why he is busy, the guy is simple joking around and don't know his Holy KJV bible.
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You foul mouthed little homer. How dare you suggest that Pastor Pistle is anything but deadly serious. At this very moment he is selflessly giving lessons in gun safety to a bevy on Polynesian virgins who have embraced Jesus to the best of their abilities. A Pastor's work is never done, you hellbound God mocker. And like all Landover Baptist Pastors, he has the Holy Bible committed to memory, front to back.
To be honest, the things that you can't "see" could fill volumes.
You are like a boil on the good Pastor's butt, friend. And you're about to get lanced.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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