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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-16-2018, 03:38 AM

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TF2 has no such homosexuality in it nor any fetishes you claim.
I look forward to your providing the Scriptural support for this claim.

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in fact the guy in the ski mask is dating the mother of the guy with the cap.
Nonsense. No woman in her right mind would ever consider a romantic liaison with a man her child's age. Look at the wife of that Frenchie president. She's like 40 years older than her husband. She statutory raped him when he was in middle school. That's not right.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-16-2018, 02:03 PM

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I look forward to your providing the Scriptural support for this claim.



Nonsense. No woman in her right mind would ever consider a romantic liaison with a man her child's age. Look at the wife of that Frenchie president. She's like 40 years older than her husband. She statutory raped him when he was in middle school. That's not right.
non of them are of the same age nor is there even a scriptural support for that they are homosexual either so why should i provide evidence from the scripture when from the beginning it had no say of TF2 and if there is please give an example. and on a last note miss/misses Etheldreda i must say this nickname you have given me "sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in hell" I must say you have a multitude of errors here 1) i have never done anything magic nor witchcraft related in my life as of yet, the closest thing I have ever done to craft is using herbs for a chicken summer stew which i highly recommend. 2) I only idol one man and that is because of how kind he is and is certainly not Jesus nor god. 3) I follow no god for my beliefs are not so fickle. 4) even if i go to hell I'm sure it is not as bad as one "review" nor speculation made it out to be, but is it not the devils choice who goes and who doesn't. and only the righteous man who takes up a blade in hell may start the Apocalypse which the angel Michel and Lucifer (when freed) will fight till one is dead.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-17-2018, 05:43 PM

People seem to forget that TF2 is a casual shooter, so it means, there are friendlies.
Friendlies - Pootisium Friendlius, generally people that joined game not to kill people, instead they act friendly to enemy team, and maybe make some new friends that you can always play with and have great time in this beautiful game. TF2 also has settings to make blood and gibs disapear.
But probably someone get some dumb arguments outta nowhere and trying to argue with them would be like talking to a wall.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-17-2018, 10:23 PM

So, this game called TF2 is called a satanic game. Actually, the game doesn't show any signs of what was explained in the previous replies. It's a game that's based around a war-like scenario. Homosexuality isn't mentioned AT ALL during the basis of this game. This game shouldn't make you feel guilty for playing it. Also, this is a GAME. It's not as if it'd be reporting things in real time. With this, I conclude my rebuttal to the beginning of this post. Good day and good bye.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-17-2018, 10:55 PM

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...Actually, the game doesn't show any signs of what was explained in the previous replies...
Actually, your reply proves you didn't read any of the previous replies (and, at best, skimmed through the OP looking for something to outrage about, found a few key words and *blurped* out a reply [not a rebuttal] to them alone, ignoring the whole point of the post in the first place but hey why should you be different than any of those responsible for inflating this stupid thread to its present state but w/e).
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-18-2018, 12:22 PM

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Actually, your reply proves you didn't read any of the previous replies (and, at best, skimmed through the OP looking for something to outrage about, found a few key words and *blurped* out a reply [not a rebuttal] to them alone, ignoring the whole point of the post in the first place but hey why should you be different than any of those responsible for inflating this stupid thread to its present state but w/e).
Ah, so you won't see this: .


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-18-2018, 09:21 PM

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Actually, your reply proves you didn't read any of the previous replies (and, at best, skimmed through the OP looking for something to outrage about, found a few key words and *blurped* out a reply [not a rebuttal] to them alone, ignoring the whole point of the post in the first place but hey why should you be different than any of those responsible for inflating this stupid thread to its present state but w/e).
Ah, so you won't see this: .


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I like you, you're a funny guy
We like Mr. Much, as well. But we do worry for him. Moreover, you must be very discerning when reading his posts.


While they are factually accurate in describing what is in the Bible, you should note that he doesn't actually endorse the Bible. That is because he refuses to believe that Jesus is real.


It is possible that someday when Mr. Much stands before the Throne of God to give account for his sins, he will begin his case by saying, "In my defense, I didn't actually rebel against you, I just didn't think that you were real . . ."


At that point, some underdemon lackey will poke at Mr. Much with a pitchfork to move him along like they used to use a big hook to yank bad acts off the stage during the Vaudeville era. Nothing else that he has to say will be entered into the record as he is well and truly forked into the giant hole leading down, Down, DOWN into the fires of hell.


While serving out his eternal sentence, he will probably regale his fellow inmates with his vast and (at that point) useless knowledge of the Holy Bible. Meanwhile, when I step up to the Throne of God to give account for my sins. . .


My first words will be, "I'll let my lawyer handle this." That is when Jesus will step forth and throw a bucket of His own blood over me. Then, God will beam His perfect smile upon me as I stand there looking like Carrie and say, "Your sins are washed clean by the Blood of The Lamb, welcome to heaven, handmaiden."


I'll scamper off like a child skipping home with a handful of wildflowers and I will join all my friends at Landover Baptist Church as we compare notes on how many people we knew from this forum who are burning in hell. It may be a somber moment, but it won't last. Soon, we will be celebrating Big Time Bible style! And Mr. Much will be writhing in agony and wishing he were with the "cool kids" up in heaven.


"Cool kids",, get it? Heaven will be air-conditioned so we won't be over-heated from the flames of hell. Ha, ha. Or .


Poor Mr. Much. But he is a funny guy.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-21-2018, 08:55 PM

This Thread just evolved in soccer moms wanting to get their panties in a twist about stupid shit.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-21-2018, 09:27 PM

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This Thread just evolved in soccer moms wanting to get their panties in a twist about stupid shit.
So you get your panties in a twist about them getting their panties in a twist?


Thanks for helping!


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 02-21-2018, 09:44 PM

oof, my panties.
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Jesus Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - Yesterday, 03:38 PM

Team fortress taught my son to yell profanities at his computer, I have since taught him to follow God more closely. he died for our sins, we should live for his word


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