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Re: I took a shower at the gym today. -
09-25-2017, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by refridgerator
My original nickname "refutator" was changed by the admin without my permission.
I never have been in a gym. My workout is done in public parks.
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Of course, blame everyone but yourself for your disgusting deeds. You are exactly the sort of person who does a 'Death Bed Repent', hoping that God will forgive him for a lifetime of Sin.
Repenting is like catching a bus. You can get to the stop just as the bus arrives but if the bus is pulling out and you get just hand in the door, expect to be dragged into a bloody pulp on the street and the driver, Jesus , ignoring your screams. You will be left with taking a Lyft with Satan as your driver. You better have exact change.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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True Christian™
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Re: I took a shower at the gym today. -
09-25-2017, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by refridgerator
My workout is done in public parks.
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Public parks? PUBLIC PARKS? Do you hate small business? Do you want to see your community fail? Do you kick the small children of gym owners and laugh? Public parks are where you take the dogs to poop because you don't want it leaving nitrate burn spots on your ornamental grass.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: I took a shower at the gym today. -
09-25-2017, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Des
Public parks? PUBLIC PARKS? Do you hate small business? Do you want to see your community fail? Do you kick the small children of gym owners and laugh? Public parks are where you take the dogs to poop because you don't want it leaving nitrate burn spots on your ornamental grass.
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Not just dog poop Des. Sometimes you gotta pop a squat after those 5 am drink-ups.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: I took a shower at the gym today. -
09-25-2017, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by GaleWhoring
Not just dog poop Des. Sometimes you gotta pop a squat after those 5 am drink-ups.
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Nonsense. A real lady doesn't pop any kind of squat unless it's to give her husband a newborn babe to carry his name and legacy. And defication is a nasty habit for a lady, regardless of where it takes place.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: I took a shower at the gym today. -
09-26-2017, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Nonsense. A real lady doesn't pop any kind of squat unless it's to give her husband a newborn babe to carry his name and legacy. And defication is a nasty habit for a lady, regardless of where it takes place.
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I have no recollection of my wife (whose name I seem to of forgotten) ever expelling anything other than little Christian Soldiers tm) along with an occasional queef (for which she was severely dealt with).
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Location: Where God puts me.
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Re: I took a shower at the gym today. -
09-26-2017, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
I have no recollection of my wife (whose name I seem to of forgotten) ever expelling anything other than little Christian Soldiers tm) along with an occasional queef (for which she was severely dealt with).
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This might sound a tad extreme James, but just a thought; but have you considered sewing your wife up down there, leaving just a little space for dispensing the bladder necessities? That should solve the queefing matter.
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Re: I took a shower at the gym today. -
09-26-2017, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim C. Lombardo
This might sound a tad extreme James, but just a thought; but have you considered sewing your wife up down there, leaving just a little space for dispensing the bladder necessities? That should solve the queefing matter.
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Too much trouble. You would have to re-stitch it each time after performing your husbandly duties.
Better to sew in a zipper, or better yet, pierce each labia lip several times, insert rings, solder them shut, and join them together with a small padlock. Chastity assurance and emission control all in one!
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: I took a shower at the gym today. -
09-26-2017, 05:23 PM
How innovative!
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: I took a shower at the gym today. -
09-26-2017, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Des
Too much trouble. You would have to re-stitch it each time after performing your husbandly duties.
Better to sew in a zipper, or better yet, pierce each labia lip several times, insert rings, solder them shut, and join them together with a small padlock. Chastity assurance and emission control all in one!
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I use the old fashioned method. I have this big bag of corks I got at Jimmy Roy's Fishing Emporium down on the corner or Grace and Hallelujah Avenue in the south side of Landover.
It was an unpleasant task fitting her but as she got older, I just would use the next size if one 'blew out'.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I took a shower at the gym today. -
09-27-2017, 12:01 AM
Thank you James Hutchins for your offer and a loofah. I must say I look forward to being able to work out with you knowing that when I am showering around other men that it will be around other men getting excited over Jesus and not my own willy. Also, I used to use those same corks back in the day when I was fearful of being sodomized while I had to visit San Diego back in the day.
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