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Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-06-2017, 07:07 PM
I call on you, friends, to pray for Hurricane Irma to exhaust itself on wiping out those shabby little islands to the south of Florida and to spare Donald's Winter White House in Mar-o-lago. It's a terrific place and it'd be just horrible to see it submerged under 20ft of sea water and the roof all torn off and dead bodies of the club members, or even Donald himself, floating about everywhere.
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-06-2017, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
I call on you, friends, to pray for Hurricane Irma to exhaust itself on wiping out those shabby little islands to the south of Florida and to spare Donald's Winter White House in Mar-o-lago. It's a terrific place and it'd be just horrible to see it submerged under 20ft of sea water and the roof all torn off and dead bodies of the club members, or even Donald himself, floating about everywhere.
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Why would you even imagine that The Lord would allow any hurricane to damage Trump's property? The Lord blesses and keeps His own. . . Unless Satan questions someone's faithfulness to God and God lets Satan torment that person, but only up to a point.
And The Lord did kill King David's son to punish David for stealing Uriah the Hittite's wife. But I doubt that The Lord would do any such thing to Trump. Firstly, Trump only cheated on his wife, he did not mess around with some other man's lawful wife. And seconder, the man doesn't even know where his other daughter is most of the time so what would be the point, really?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-06-2017, 08:49 PM
With all of us praying, I'm sure we will see Hurricane Irma make a turn and miss Mar-o-lago. The best of all results would be seeing homes of sinners around President Trump's property destroyed but missing his.
I'm sure the President has thought of this, but he needs to protect his home from being used as a shelter by those sinners put out on the street.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-07-2017, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
With all of us praying, I'm sure we will see Hurricane Irma make a turn and miss Mar-o-lago. The best of all results would be seeing homes of sinners around President Trump's property destroyed but missing his.
I'm sure the President has thought of this, but he needs to protect his home from being used as a shelter by those sinners put out on the street.
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Mr. Mayor, despite our prayers (well some of us anyway) it appears Mr. Trump has taken a substantial loss on on of his properties. I hope you can remind citizens of Freehold of their responsibilities when a prayer request is in force.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...da-properties/
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A ferocious Hurricane Irma barreled early Wednesday morning across the Caribbean island of St. Martin, where President Trump owns a lavish waterfront estate, wrecking buildings, overturning cars and uprooting trees with punishing winds.
The status of Trump’s 11-bedroom gated compound on Plum Bay, which is on the market, was not immediately known. But officials with the French government, which controls the side of the island where his beachfront property is located, said the territory suffered widespread destruction.
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It's time for the federal government to step up and replace holiday homes of millionaires who are the President. Where will he sleep tonight?! Another $7.5B ought to cover the transition costs while he and his family fly around the world scouring for a new holiday home - it could take months.
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-07-2017, 12:44 PM
I truly believe that Jesus will cause the eye of the hurricane to pass directly over Mar a Lago, and thus spare it any damage.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-07-2017, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Mr. Mayor, despite our prayers (well some of us anyway) it appears Mr. Trump has taken a substantial loss on on of his properties. I hope you can remind citizens of Freehold of their responsibilities when a prayer request is in force.
It's time for the federal government to step up and replace holiday homes of millionaires who are the President. Where will he sleep tonight?! Another $7.5B ought to cover the transition costs while he and his family fly around the world scouring for a new holiday home - it could take months.
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I wondering if we here in Freehold could start an international fund drive to replace this Trump family home. I think people across the world who love the President would contribute.
While I'm not a theologian, it seems to me a donation to fund a new home for the Trumps would qualify as a tithe.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-07-2017, 02:46 PM
While praying can help, it only serves to let God know what you'd like, not what he has planned. None of us (other than a Pastor or Mr. Trump) can possibly know what God has planned.
While The Donald's place in Florida is an award winning golfing resort, it does not mean it could be even better with a swipe of Gods hand and a fat insurance check.
I will say I am thrilled at the prospect of all the illegals being sent back out to sea much like what God did during the Great Flood.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-07-2017, 03:03 PM
Proverbs 10:25 As the whirlwind passeth, so is the wicked no more: but the righteous is an everlasting foundation.
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-09-2017, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Mr. Mayor, despite our prayers (well some of us anyway) it appears Mr. Trump has taken a substantial loss on on of his properties. I hope you can remind citizens of Freehold of their responsibilities when a prayer request is in force.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...da-properties/
It's time for the federal government to step up and replace holiday homes of millionaires who are the President. Where will he sleep tonight?! Another $7.5B ought to cover the transition costs while he and his family fly around the world scouring for a new holiday home - it could take months.
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Dear Colleague in Christ,
I think that there may be one or two reasons for this mishap on the part of Jesus.
i) Conflicting Prayers by True Christians™
While we know that sinner-prayers are futile and totally useless...
John 9:31
Now we know that God heareth not
sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.
...we can also be certain that Jesus fulfills all True Christian™ requests. Obviously, these request cannot have conflicting interests when it comes to God's Master Plan but they may collide in details. Two pious men can give Jesus slightly different orders as follows:
- Please, Baby Jesus, smite all the sinners with Thy Hurricane as Thou hast promised to Thy People.
- Dear Jesus Christ, do not let any harm to fall upon our Godly President Donald.
The result can be that if there are any sinner servants in Trums's household (to be taught the Way of Jesus because of the Merciful (Jonah 4:2) manner of our POTUS), the mansion is attacked while preserving the physical integrity of the Donald who is at the crucial moment engaged elsewhere. This leads us to the second option, that of...
ii) Collateral damage
It is unavoidable and as hinted in a previous post by my Colleague in Christ, the Book of Job is a nice precedent of the President's situation.
To show Satan how True Christians™ cannot be persuaded to abandon God, Jesus allowed lots of damage on Job's property!
Job 1:18-19
While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house: And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
Job lost lots of valuables including his spouse, children and even his livelyhood. This was to show Satan that the best of us will never join him. But Job got ample recompensation. A new family and a much better one! Even more riches and opulence. We can be sure that the Donald will have a better mansion if the present one is damaged.
In fact, it has started. The Donald used to have a relatively nice wife.
Now He has a gorgeous one!
Similar to Job, President Trump has suffered incredibly in the hands of unbelievers. Still, collateral damage on offspring or even real estate is peanuts, they can easily be recycled.
Job 42:12
So the LORD blessed the latter end of Job more than his beginning: for he had fourteen thousand sheep, and six thousand camels, and a thousand yoke of oxen, and a thousand she asses.
The Lord will bless Donald Trump. If He loses one ass, He will have a thousand asses from Jesus to replace the lost ones.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-09-2017, 02:50 PM
Brilliant insight, Professor White. President Trump's life does mirror the Bible's Job. President Trump has suffered only to be later rewarded for his suffering.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-09-2017, 06:23 PM
I think God has decided the most sinful place in Florida is Tampa. He has changed Erma's direction and Tampa now is the bull's eye. Tampa has the biggest gay resort in all of Florida. Guess what is comin' at you, Tampa: http://www.flamingofla.com/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-10-2017, 12:39 AM
The handicraft on that bustier is sub par. The stripes don't match at the seams and the facing can be seen peaking up above the bodice edge. Just how is that "Gay Pride"?
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-15-2017, 01:34 PM
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President Trump's $17 million "chateau" on the Caribbean island of St. Martin survived Hurricane Irma nearly unscathed, unlike the rest of the French/Dutch island — and in contrast to the fate suffered by other celebrities' properties in the path of the monster storm still raging in Florida.
Https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/...cky/654792001/
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Here is evidence that Jesus has spared president Trump's properties!
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-15-2017, 04:22 PM
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Here is evidence that Jesus has spared president Trump's properties!
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Incontrovertible proof of God's existance and His anointment of Donald Trump as our president!
Though it is confusing that He spared all the six-toed cats.
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-15-2017, 11:54 PM
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Here is evidence that Jesus has spared president Trump's properties!
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The pattern is obvious. Where homers have been banned, God steered the storm to miss. The President's home has never hosted homers.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-18-2017, 02:41 AM
Atheist comedian Bill Maher muses that the fact that none of Trump's properties were damaged by hurricane Irma indicates "There Is No God". Get a clue Bill - what are the chances without the intervention of Jesus?
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Maher: None of Trump’s Properties Were Damaged by Hurricane Irma, Which Shows ‘There Is No God’
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Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it -
09-25-2017, 08:49 PM
Praise Jesus! The Lord knows His own. He taketh out the crummier nations first, so may there be glory to the Master Nation; USA. Why else would he spare President Trump's mansion? The flood waters will recede taking those savage Carrabeaners out into the sea, and Trump will build more mansions to extend God's kingdom!
Numbers 14:12 "I will smite them with the pestilence, and disinherit them, and will make of thee a greater nation and mightier than they."
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