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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
03-29-2015, 04:02 PM
Nephew Zebulun came round to see if he could borrow my cabin up by Lake Tahoe so as to show his fiancée, Ms Rita Chevrolet, the wonders of nature. I played him that video and I was disappointed that he laughed.
Three points arise, and I told him:
1. If you believe it is good, then it is good: the music should be interpreted through the music.
2. The guy who is singing believes that his version is more than wonderful, and that is how Jesus hears it, for Jesus sees the intent within our soul and judges us in that way.
3. He was inspired by God, and thus his version is really true and wonderful.
In fact, from 1, 2, and 3, we can conclude that all Christian Praise music has the same standard.
I asked nephew Zebulun to listen to it all again in the light of what I had said while I contemplated his request.
(I am glad to say that nephew Zebulun is now in the cabin. He reports that Miss Chevrolet took her little dog with her. She likes to dress the little thing in her own stylish canine clothing range, and nephew Zebulun told me that he appreciates her doggy fashion.)
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
03-31-2015, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
I think we should have this one piped in the sanctuary prior to each service. I have it looped in my prayer closet.
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I can help but wish he would try to sing it at a slightly higher pitch, just a little higher, and hold the microphone ever so slightly closer... THEN it would sound like the angels singing in heaven.
I also admire how he throws the piano player under the bus during the lead-in. You've got to call out mediocrity when you see it, huh bud? +1 vote on the YourTubes
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
04-01-2015, 08:19 AM
I love this singer, She really know how to praise!
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
04-02-2015, 02:31 PM
One of my favourite True Christian™ songs of all time. Glory!
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04-21-2015, 03:49 PM
That's a catchy one, Brother! Have you heard the Heritage Singers bless us with their lovely voices?
God said it!
I believe it!
That's good enough for me!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-10-2015, 10:47 PM
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06-10-2015, 11:05 PM
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Catchy tune, Brother. Is that Porter Waggoner?
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
06-11-2015, 04:40 PM
The deck of cards. He has no Bible but Jesus is in hes heart.
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Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
08-28-2015, 11:42 AM
The older boys in our No-Homo™ Youth Choir have formed a glorious little Bible band called "Killing For Christ". Every lyric is based on lessons from the KJV 1611. Praise God!
Here's a little Biblical diddler about what to do to a suspected witch.
Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ, -Youth Minister Harry Lester
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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10-01-2015, 06:16 PM
Understand Your Man - by the GODLY Johnny Cash
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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10-06-2015, 02:49 AM
Burgers, fries and cherry pies.
(I'm not sure who the picture is of the negro on the album..... suspected pie thief? )
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Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
True Christian™
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10-13-2015, 08:10 AM
I was doing research for the Boys No-Homo Youth Group and I found a wonderful new Christian Contemporary number about young people having faith in Christ. I have been so inspired by it, I've watched it over and over and over again! Praise Jesus!
Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ, -Youth Minister Harry Lester
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11-13-2015, 01:17 PM
Could this be the best Christian country song ever, aside from Roper Crossburn's stuff?
If You Don't Love Jesus - Go to Hell, by Billy Joe Shaver
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11-16-2015, 04:07 PM
This song made me christian now I'm not gay and I haven't sinned since.
***Attempt to seduce children into Satanism removed***
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11-16-2015, 04:13 PM
This one is good too ***Attempt to mock Jesus with a video link removed***
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Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
11-27-2015, 08:55 AM
The boys in the No-Homo Youth Choir (AKA the Killing For Christ band) have written another True Christian Metal™ hymn. This one is from Deuteronomy and reminds us to kill family and friends who defy God! (void where prohibited)
"I AM THAT I AM"
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom,
or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go
and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely,
of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee,
I Am
That I Am
I Am That I Am
I Am
That I Am
I Am, Oh God, That I Am
Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him;
neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, or conceal him:
But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him
to put him to death, and stone him with stones, that he should die.
Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ, -Youth Minister Harry Lester
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
12-03-2015, 09:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Youth Minister Harry
The boys in the No-Homo Youth Choir (AKA the Killing For Christ band) have written another True Christian Metal™ hymn. This one is from Deuteronomy and reminds us to kill family and friends who defy God! (void where prohibited)
"I AM THAT I AM"
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom,
or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go
and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely,
of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee,
I Am
That I Am
I Am That I Am
I Am
That I Am
I Am, Oh God, That I Am
Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him;
neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, or conceal him:
But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him
to put him to death, and stone him with stones, that he should die.
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A most inspiring hymn minister Harry, I even liked it on youtube. Please make more as they sound very "cool " and I think it makes it easier to approach the children with our Lord. Glory!
Your friend in Christ Јован (John).
Deuteronomy 20:1
When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest ahorses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the Lord thy God is bwith thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
12-13-2015, 04:09 PM
I just love his song Because I Asked Him to Come in Me.
Enjoy!
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
03-02-2016, 06:04 PM
Helloween's Keeper of the Seven Keys concept albums have Christian elements, such as the defeat of Satan, and the cunning ways of the Snake. I'm not sure if you would consider them Trve Christian, but they are wonderfully amazing.
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Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music -
03-25-2016, 01:45 AM
Friends, I am so thrilled to share this fellow-mother's faith-based song called, "Gender Bender."
Consider these inspiring lyrics:
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If we can’t address male and female,
We’ve lost our purpose, in life we fail.
If our children lose their identity,
This will be sad for our future, you see.
My heart goes to the fatherless and abused,
And I guess that’s why we have some confused.
I am a concerned mother of three.
Keep male and female washrooms where our children can pee!
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It's gratifying to see True Christians™ encourage people to "seize the day" by working to deny the wrong people to seize their own kind of day. The day we should seize should be of God's choice, not our's. If parents of these trans kids were more concerned like this hip mother says she is, they would have the courage to say "No" to the Politically Correct Police, and say "Yes" to the kinds of Biblical Values that prevent sexual deviancy. We need more public approval of those church-honored values like having normal parents, and knowing how to administer discipline with God's approval so it doesn't count as "abuse." Let's encourage her to publish another catchy song as soon as possible!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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