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05-03-2013, 01:38 AM
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I actually have one of those for my step-son at home. He never seems to mind being in there for most of the day. Hopefully one day, he'll realize he's not Autistic.
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That is the danger of taking your child to secular doctors. They are bound to issue your child some false identity that turns him into a societal leech.
There is a Twelve Step Program for autistic children. I will PM you the contact information.
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05-03-2013, 01:43 AM
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That is the danger of taking your child to secular doctors. They are bound to issue your child some false identity that turns him into a societal leech.
There is a Twelve Step Program for autistic children. I will PM you the contact information.
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Thank you, Sir. I welcome that information. Our doctor says he's a Christian, but I don't think he knows understands the True Word of God, the KJV 1611.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-03-2013, 01:51 AM
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Thank you, Sir. I welcome that information. Our doctor says he's a Christian, but I don't think he knows understands the True Word of God, the KJV 1611.
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If he was a True Christian™, he wouldn't be trying to thwart God's Will by healing the sick in place of Jesus. Psalm 103:3 says that the Lord is meant to be the only one who heals disease:
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2 Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits:
3 Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;
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Doctors are all antiChrists.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-06-2013, 12:48 AM
Poopy-headed LIEberal politicians.
...like this twirp:
http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/blog/?p=12612
2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.
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05-06-2013, 02:00 AM
Saw this monstrous abomination on TV last night. Apparently "they" are old news but it's new to me!
Can't believe they have jobs as teachers. Freaks and spastics have no place in a classroom.
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05-06-2013, 02:51 AM
The congregation Of The LORD
DEUTERONOMY 23
1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
3 An Ammonite or Moabite shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to their tenth generation shall they not enter into the congregation of the LORD for ever:
4 Because they met you not with bread and with water in the way, when ye came forth out of Egypt; and because they hired against thee Balaam the son of Beor of Pethor of Mesopotamia, to curse thee.
5 Nevertheless the LORD thy God would not hearken unto Balaam; but the LORD thy God turned the curse into a blessing unto thee, because the LORD thy God loved thee.
6 Thou shalt not seek their peace nor their prosperity all thy days for ever.
7 Thou shalt not abhor an Edomite; for he is thy brother: thou shalt not abhor an Egyptian; because thou wast a stranger in his land.
8 The children that are begotten of them shall enter into the congregation of the LORD in their third generation.
9 When the host goeth forth against thine enemies, then keep thee from every wicked thing.
10 If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp:
11 But it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again.
12 Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad:
13 And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:
14 For the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.
KJV . see also Leviticus 21
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-06-2013, 02:40 PM
I am always confused when I see a white person saying he/she is from South Africa...
Uhm isn't that the continent of the negroes??
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05-08-2013, 03:37 PM
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I am always confused when I see a white person saying he/she is from South Africa...
Uhm isn't that the continent of the negroes??
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South Africa no longer exists. Like Rhodesia, it was a thriving First World nation established by whites in the wilds of Darkest Africa, and it was a testament to the creativity of whites and our power to create civilization, anywhere, out of the rawest materials. It's been returned to the blacks and is just a hellhole now.
Rhodesia is now called Zimbabwe. South Africa is still called South Africa, but it won't be for long. In a few years its name will surely be some hideous combination of ooks, shrieks, and clicks.
Basically, there are blacks in South Africa, but only white people can be South African.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-09-2013, 09:52 PM
I am offended by other religions. I am offended when people describe Christianity as just another religion. The enigma of life is no mystery when Jesus is included, reality is complete.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-09-2013, 11:14 PM
Right now I'm offended by the guy who didn't flush the urinal.
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2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.
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05-14-2013, 10:46 AM
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Right now I'm offended by the guy who didn't flush the urinal.
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In my home I don't flush since its the job of my wife.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-15-2013, 12:00 AM
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In my home I don't flush since its the job of my wife.
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Well now Mr. Templeton, that was some very good advice!
However, since I refuse to allow Mrs. Penitent to work, I brought two of my nigress field hands into the offices to stand by the mens room door at twelve hour shifts.
Every time I or one of my men finish our business, she quickly runs in, flushes the urinal and/or toilet and runs back out to her post.
This is working just fine! No more thinking about mindless, nasty duties that suck up our functional work time.
The rest of the hands have to work that much faster, but I'll say this much for darkies; they'll do just about anything for 75 cents/hour.
Thanks Again,
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2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-23-2013, 03:25 AM
Im offended by the bashing of all "True Christians" because you dont like what others like
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-23-2013, 03:26 AM
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Im offended by the bashing of all "True Christians" because you dont like what others like
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Well, now I'm offended by your religious intolerance
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-23-2013, 03:30 AM
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Well, now I'm offended by your religious intolerance
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Why? Because you dont like what I like, therefore you dislike what I have to say?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
05-23-2013, 03:44 AM
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Why? Because you dont like what I like, therefore you dislike what I have to say?
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Is there a "Captain Obvious" medal available?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-03-2013, 01:36 AM
I just wanted to say that everything in this Forum offends me. What I know of the christian religion is that it's based on acceptance from it's roots.
I wanted to comment on people being offended by others getting "special treatment". Other than the majority of people disagreeing with what I saw in this post as special treatment, I don't think that's the problem. Expecting someone else to not get something because you don't have it is greed and envy.
The ideas of Jesus are to spread love and turn the other cheek, not to spread hate and look for more. Any problem you see with the external physical world is a direct problem you see with yourself. To be closer to god you first need to fix yourself, no one else's.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-03-2013, 02:30 AM
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I just wanted to say that everything in this Forum offends me. What I know of the christian religion is that it's based on acceptance from it's roots.
I wanted to comment on people being offended by others getting "special treatment". Other than the majority of people disagreeing with what I saw in this post as special treatment, I don't think that's the problem. Expecting someone else to not get something because you don't have it is greed and envy.
The ideas of Jesus are to spread love and turn the other cheek, not to spread hate and look for more. Any problem you see with the external physical world is a direct problem you see with yourself. To be closer to god you first need to fix yourself, no one else's.
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Friend, kindly share the Bible chapter and verse that reads "The Christian religion is based on acceptance from its roots."
If you cannot (and I know you cannot, because it's not in there), I'll expect an apology to the Sweet Baby Jesus for your libel.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-03-2013, 02:55 AM
I have one word.
Prancercise
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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06-03-2013, 05:53 PM
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Brother, I just watched this and I'm highly offended by her camel toe.
She must be a call girl.
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