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What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-14-2012, 06:28 PM
When you know your picture is going to end up on the world wide web for everyone including your mother to see?
http://www.thejanedough.com/trojan-gives-out-vibrators/
These two are obviously lesbians but I'm sure there were some women who are too ugly and too cheap to be able to get a man to disgrace her virgin cooter even for free.
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-14-2012, 09:56 PM
Those dirty sex toys look very similar to the face massager that my wife has in her top drawer. If they have to make vibrators they should make them a different shape from massagers so they don't embarrass a good Christian woman like my wife. She only uses it when I'm not around because she is ashamed of her wrinkles,
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-14-2012, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
When you know your picture is going to end up on the world wide web for everyone including your mother to see?
http://www.thejanedough.com/trojan-gives-out-vibrators/
These two are obviously lesbians but I'm sure there were some women who are too ugly and too cheap to be able to get a man to disgrace her virgin cooter even for free.
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Brother Nobar, remember is this New York City! There is a very good chance the other woman in that picture is the girl's mother. Yes, that's what secularist (as in Muslim) America will look like; lesbians in depraved relationships with their daughters while the manhood of our nation whither way into gayness.
Marriage is not between one woman and an electrical appliance. For shame.
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-14-2012, 10:54 PM
Damn. I wish they had that give away where I live.
Meh. I can always make a run down to one of several 'adult themed' stores in the area and pick one up.
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-14-2012, 10:57 PM
Proverbs 1:31
Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices.
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-15-2012, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
Proverbs 1:31
Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices...
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NotProverbs 1:32
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-15-2012, 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by TinaSantafe, whore
Damn. I wish they had that give away where I live.
Meh. I can always make a run down to one of several 'adult themed' stores in the area and pick one up.
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That it absolutely disgusting but what else do we expect from a Godless heathen? Repent now and accept Christ as your savior before it is too late heathen.
Galatians 5:19-21
19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are [these]; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told [you] in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
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1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-15-2012, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
Those dirty sex toys look very similar to the face massager that my wife has in her top drawer. If they have to make vibrators they should make them a different shape from massagers so they don't embarrass a good Christian woman like my wife. She only uses it when I'm not around because she is ashamed of her wrinkles,
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Dear Brother,
I overheard one of the teenagers in our Sacred Scattegories group say he read your post, and HE had a face messager he'd love to give your wife. I told him to approach her directly, as I know you're a busy man.
Such good kids in that group -- he looked STRICKEN that his generous offer was overheard, wanting, I'm sure, to keep his good deeds unheralded. I reminded him not to keep his light under a bushel.
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-15-2012, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by TinaSantafe, whore
Damn. I wish they had that give away where I live.
Meh. I can always make a run down to one of several 'adult themed' stores in the area and pick one up.
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A Muslim lesbian? Disgusting. And where would you keep it, anyway? Under the bed? In the closet?
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Dear Brother,
I overheard one of the teenagers in our Sacred Scattergories group say he read your post, and HE had a face massager he'd love to give your wife. I told him to approach her directly, as I know you're a busy man.
Such good kids in that group -- he looked STRICKEN that his generous offer was overheard, wanting, I'm sure, to keep his good deeds unheralded. I reminded him not to keep his light under a bushel.
Yours in Him,
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Perhaps this young fellow is concerned that his desire to provide cosmetic treatments to women would be interpreted as homosexuality.
But if he wants to practice, Widow Helen could use a good massager, and even a facial. I'm sure she'd reward him with a nice slice of her delicious pie!
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-15-2012, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
Those dirty sex toys look very similar to the face massager that my wife has in her top drawer. If they have to make vibrators they should make them a different shape from massagers so they don't embarrass a good Christian woman like my wife. She only uses it when I'm not around because she is ashamed of her wrinkles,
YIC
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There is too much pressure on young folk to stay looking young these days. My son is only 19 but when I was searching his room earlier I found that he too has a facial massager. He looked very ashamed when I confronted him with it. Why would a young man feel the need for such a device? Ridiculous.
I have confiscated it and given it to my mother.
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-15-2012, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
But if he wants to practice, Widow Helen could use a good massager, and even a facial. I'm sure she'd reward him with a nice slice of her delicious pie!
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Sorry, I couldn't find my great picture of Widow Helen serving up some of her cherry pie. Here it is!
Widow Helen was a bit annoyed at me for my impatience. Got a bit of a temper, she does.
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-30-2012, 11:48 AM
Islam leads to homosexualism and lesbianism, its the logical implication...
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-30-2012, 12:53 PM
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Islam leads to homosexualism and lesbianism, its the logical implication...
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You are very right mi estimada negra. There are two concepts to describe this:
1. The inherent hypocrisy of islam
2. Bacha bazi ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi )
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-30-2012, 04:12 PM
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Islam leads to homosexualism and lesbianism, its the logical implication...
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Do you realize that this picture has been digitally manipulated, right ? The banana was added later using Photoshop.
Photoshop level: Teach me master !!!
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-30-2012, 04:43 PM
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Do you realize that this picture has been digitally manipulated, right ? The banana was added later using Photoshop.
Photoshop level: Teach me master !!!
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Who cares? The point remains:
Islam leads to homosexualism and lesbianism.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-30-2012, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Who cares? The point remains:
Islam leads to homosexualism and lesbianism.
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Have you ever happen to meet one ? I guess no. All I can see here is ignorance at his best, really.
Anyway, I prefer Islam people a million times, instead of USA people, seriously. At least they are more tolerant in some aspects.
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-30-2012, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Carlos O
Have you ever happen to meet one ? I guess no. All I can see here is ignorance at his best, really.
Anyway, I prefer Islam people a million times, instead of USA people, seriously. At least they are more tolerant in some aspects.
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Yes, Islamists are far more tolerant of the portions of God's Law that they bother to listen to.
They require their women to dress modestly, and their police beat those who do not.
They execute homosexuals.
They execute adulterers.
They chop hands off thieves.
They execute apostates.
I agree, people in the USA do not do these things. They are among the reasons we are suffering the Great Obama Recession.
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-30-2012, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Carlos O
Have you ever happen to meet one ? I guess no. All I can see here is ignorance at his best, really.
Anyway, I prefer Islam people a million times, instead of USA people, seriously. At least they are more tolerant in some aspects.
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You mean "tolerant" like wanting to stone a retarded girl accused of a thought crime, even though she is mentally incapable of committing the crime of which she is accused? They don't care about the heart, they just care about following rules. That kind of Legalism kills, literally.
But you like that a million times more.
Bastard.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-30-2012, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Carlos O
Have you ever happen to meet one ? I guess no. All I can see here is ignorance at his best, really.
Anyway, I prefer Islam people a million times, instead of USA people, seriously. At least they are more tolerant in some aspects.
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In which aspects is Islam more tolerant?
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Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator? -
08-30-2012, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
You mean "tolerant" like wanting to stone a retarded girl accused of a thought crime, even though she is mentally incapable of committing the crime of which she is accused? They don't care about the heart, they just care about following rules. That kind of Legalism kills, literally.
But you like that a million times more.
Bastard.
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He won't bother to follow the link, so I'll post some of that article here:
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Rasih (11 years old) was reportedly attacked by the villagers in her community near Islamabad Aug. 16 after being accused by Muslim neighbors of burning verses from the Koran in a children's learning guide called the Noorani Qaida. Police took her into protective custody, but the police station was quickly laid siege to by angry mobs demanding her execution for blasphemy.
"It is inconceivable that human beings could treat a little girl, let alone one with Down syndrome, in such a brutal manner,” said Faith J.H. McDonnell, of the Washington-based Institute for Religion and Democracy. “The mob was intent on killing Rimsha and other Christians in the community, unless she was turned over to the authorities and put in prison."
When local mosques began broadcasting unsubstantiated accounts of the girl’s “crimes” over loudspeakers, hundreds of Christians fled from the poverty-stricken community in fear for their own lives.
Earlier this year, a mentally-impaired Muslim man accused of burning a Koran was reportedly dragged out of a Pakistan police station by an angry mob and burned alive.
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