[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

One of my clients in California, Ronaldo del Musica, is an openly gay homosexual and is a wonderful man whose case is about to settle and make me a ton of money. We were talking about the macho culture of Messico and he said it is a bunch of baloney.


"We invented gay," he proclaimed. I was taken aback.
"It's true, Miguel," (he calls me Miguel). "We brought homosexuality to the forefront and now we try to act like we have no gays in our country." I was aghast.
"It's true, Miguel," he went on. "Every messican man has experimented with gay homosexuality and 97% of us are having fun with our gay hermanos before we head home to the old esposa."
I was flabbergasted.
"It's true, Miguel," he continued. "We love the 'D' and we have our own gay agenda. The American gay agenda was stolen from a messican back in 1968. Ours is much more fabulous."
I was skeptical.
"Is it true, Ronnie?" (I call him Ronnie)
"It's true, Miguel," he responded. I was shocked.


I am sure this will make hatemongers feel the wall between our two countries should be expedited, but I prefer to think if we just all get along, what a fabulous world we would have. We could call ourselves the Fabulous States of Amerexico! I think the Lord would bless us. After all, as long as it's love, the Lord won't mind.


MH

[Mary Etheldreda]

As a homeschooling parent and therefore respectable educator, my knowledge of history is extensive. It's at least as extensive as Google, if not more, because I have many books on my bookshelves from various pastors that are not copied online. In my capacity of an expert, I can tell you that homosexuality is referenced in the Holy Bible long before the Mexicans rebelled against their European monarchies. This in and of itself is not so bad, as the monarchy was unabashedly Catholic. However, they lost their chance to become decent Americans when they had the opportunity. Still, homosexuals have been around a long time and have pursued converting children since they cannot have any of their own.

That is not to say the Mexicans haven't put a flair on homosexuality that rivals most other minorities.



Gay man sprinkles "fairy dust" on preschool children to create
the next generation of gays.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Originally Posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq

One of my clients in California, Ronaldo del Musica, is an openly gay homosexual and is a wonderful man whose case is about to settle and make me a ton of money. We were talking about the macho culture of Messico and he said it is a bunch of baloney.


"We invented gay," he proclaimed. I was taken aback.
"It's true, Miguel," (he calls me Miguel). "We brought homosexuality to the forefront and now we try to act like we have no gays in our country." I was aghast.
"It's true, Miguel," he went on. "Every messican man has experimented with gay homosexuality and 97% of us are having fun with our gay hermanos before we head home to the old esposa."
I was flabbergasted.
"It's true, Miguel," he continued. "We love the 'D' and we have our own gay agenda. The American gay agenda was stolen from a messican back in 1968. Ours is much more fabulous."
I was skeptical.
"Is it true, Ronnie?" (I call him Ronnie)
"It's true, Miguel," he responded. I was shocked.


I am sure this will make hatemongers feel the wall between our two countries should be expedited, but I prefer to think if we just all get along, what a fabulous world we would have. We could call ourselves the Fabulous States of Amerexico! I think the Lord would bless us. After all, as long as it's love, the Lord won't mind.


MH

There were rules against homos in the goat herder tribe of Israel, way before Mexico even existed.
So, yes Mexico is full of putos, but no, they did not invented it.
Putos in Mexico are the worst kind. Just imagine, those rectums full of bean and tacos, all the gas acumulated and then penetrated by another buey. Disgusting noises can be heard from miles away.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez

There were rules against homos in the goat herder tribe of Israel, way before Mexico even existed.
So, yes Mexico is full of putos, but no, they did not invented it.
Putos in Mexico are the worst kind. Just imagine, those rectums full of bean and tacos, all the gas acumulated and then penetrated by another buey. Disgusting noises can be heard from miles away.

It's always good to hear from a reliable source Brother Gonzalez. We all suspect that the Greeks invented homerism from the historical record. I did spend considerable time searching Google for evidence of track lighting in the hovels of Mexico, but to no avail.

I did turn up evidence of homos in Mexico; it turns out the enchilada rollers have their own "Broadway" - replete with insufferable singing and prancing about the stage, and proof positive of gay culture.