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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 07:50 PM
Hello, western imperialist fools.
My name is Kim Jong-un, I am supreme leader of glorious Democratic People's Republic of Korea and chairman of Workers' Party of Korea.
I am here to make account to tell you that you are fools for make church that preach against a true value of Juche socialism. Your authentic and foolish beliefs flies in the face of science and reason. Such a practice can not be found in the DPRK where such western imperialist decadent and degenerate values are not be found, and if a citizen ever did display such foolishness, we would send them to a happy camp to teach them how to be loyal and good citizen.
How I came to find Jesus? I could not find him, but I check under pillow and there he is. He tell me America and western countries are fool and glorious DPRK will strong and brilliant.
Which church does I go to? I does not go a church. I atheist. However, for Christian he will go a church, I recommend glorious Changchung cathedral in Pyongyang.
My favourite bible verse? "The oppressed peoples can liberate themselves only through struggle. This is a simple and clear truth confirmed by history." Wait a second. This is no from authentic Judeo-Christian Imperialist Propaganda LIEble, but a quote from glorious Eternal President Kim Il-sung. Well, his words are more better than your foolish little gOD's hahahahaha.
LONG LIVE GLORIOUS JUCHE REVOLUTION!
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Serving Jesus
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Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 07:56 PM
Somehow, I doubt your sincerity. We are well aware of the fact that no one in North Korea can read or write and certainly not in American. Why don't you come clean, friend. Who are you and what do you want?
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Somehow, I doubt your sincerity. We are well aware of the fact that no one in North Korea can read or write and certainly not in American. Why don't you come clean, friend. Who are you and what do you want?
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I have friend who help me learn a English. American is not a language haha imperialist fool .
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Posts: 217
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Location: Pyongyang, DPRK, not France, I have fake IP which currently say I am in UK
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Somehow, I doubt your sincerity. We are well aware of the fact that no one in North Korea can read or write and certainly not in American. Why don't you come clean, friend. Who are you and what do you want?
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Also, DPRK have glorious 99% literacy rate.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
I have friend who help me learn a English. American is not a language haha imperialist fool .
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Hi sweetie! Don't you have some final exams to study for or something?
You should pay more attention in your classes - then you'd know that American is a language. They teach it to foreigners in Detroit.
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True Communist™ - will suffer for an eternity in Hell Unsaved Trash
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
Hello, western imperialist fools.
My name is Kim Jong-un, I am supreme leader of glorious Democratic People's Republic of Korea and chairman of Workers' Party of Korea.
I am here to make account to tell you that you are fools for make church that preach against a true value of Juche socialism. Your authentic and foolish beliefs flies in the face of science and reason. Such a practice can not be found in the DPRK where such western imperialist decadent and degenerate values are not be found, and if a citizen ever did display such foolishness, we would send them to a happy camp to teach them how to be loyal and good citizen.
How I came to find Jesus? I could not find him, but I check under pillow and there he is. He tell me America and western countries are fool and glorious DPRK will strong and brilliant.
Which church does I go to? I does not go a church. I atheist. However, for Christian he will go a church, I recommend glorious Changchung cathedral in Pyongyang.
My favourite bible verse? "The oppressed peoples can liberate themselves only through struggle. This is a simple and clear truth confirmed by history." Wait a second. This is no from authentic Judeo-Christian Imperialist Propaganda LIEble, but a quote from glorious Eternal President Kim Il-sung. Well, his words are more better than your foolish little gOD's hahahahaha.
LONG LIVE GLORIOUS JUCHE REVOLUTION!
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Mr Kim,
I think you have too much spare time. Don't you have any disidents to kill now?
How many Soviets are left? How is the transition from a Democratic Dictatorship of the Proletariat to actual Communism? Do you have toilet paper yet, or clean your asses with your hands?
Oh, the revisionist, they will never succeed. You know, the revolution should be International and proletarian, or will die. Yours will die. It is written. By Marx, you know. Yes, do you remember? He is the one that started all of this.
Workers of all countries, unite!
And, to follow the rules of this forum:
2 Corinthians 9:7 Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.
Or as Marx would have say: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs (Critique of the Gotha Program)
Acts 2:44-45
44 And all that believed were together, and had all things common;
45 And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.
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Serving Jesus
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 08:12 PM
You know, we aren't going to believe anything you say, because you are a liar. God says He will send you to Hell for lying and one of those white surrender flags they make yonder in France won't do you any good at all.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Posts: 217
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Location: Pyongyang, DPRK, not France, I have fake IP which currently say I am in UK
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
You know, we aren't going to believe anything you say, because you are a liar. God says He will send you to Hell for lying and one of those white surrender flags they make yonder in France won't do you any good at all.
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Haha. Nice try. Check IP address of country now haha. I have many fake ip, glorious Korea are as good at they as they are of counterfeit U.S. dollar. authentic Judeo-Christian God will fall under the might of the Korean people.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Posts: 217
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Location: Pyongyang, DPRK, not France, I have fake IP which currently say I am in UK
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Army
Mr Kim,
I think you have too much spare time. Don't you have any disidents to kill now?
How many Soviets are left? How is the transition from a Democratic Dictatorship of the Proletariat to actual Communism? Do you have toilet paper yet, or clean your asses with your hands?
Oh, the revisionist, they will never succeed. You know, the revolution should be International and proletarian, or will die. Yours will die. It is written. By Marx, you know. Yes, do you remember? He is the one that started all of this.
Workers of all countries, unite!
And, to follow the rules of this forum:
2 Corinthians 9:7 Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver.
Or as Marx would have say: From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs (Critique of the Gotha Program)
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Hello friend. I am no revisionist. Watch video here made by Comrade Jason Unruhe of Maoist Rebel News, and watch his other videos too! Glory to Non-Imperialist westerners like him! <<<link to porn video removed by moderator>>>
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Posts: 217
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Location: Pyongyang, DPRK, not France, I have fake IP which currently say I am in UK
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
Hello friend. I am no revisionist. Watch video here made by Comrade Jason Unruhe of Maoist Rebel News, and watch his other videos too! Glory to Non-Imperialist westerners like him! <<<link to porn video removed by moderator>>>
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Porn video indeed. Well look up <<<name of some obscure porn star removed by moderator>>> anyway, I will no post any link if that is the foolish dishonesty portrayed by American imperialist.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
Porn video indeed. Well look up <<<name of some obscure porn star removed by moderator>>> anyway, I will no post any link if that is the foolish dishonesty portrayed by American imperialist.
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You forgot to give infraction. Fool imperialist. Such stupidity would not be tolerated in glorious DPRK. Please just do research on North Korea truth or <<Porn is of remove by moderator>> as they will call it next. Hopefully you have already see my points before they remove them. Take care.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 08:56 PM
Calling me fake when you believe book based on pagan myth.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
Calling me fake when you believe book based on pagan myth.
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If there was a competition to see who is the most stupid troll, you could win. But probably you will lose, out of stupidity.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Posts: 217
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 09:01 PM
You even have man call himself "Jesus" on here, yet you doubt my reality?
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
You even have man call himself "Jesus" on here, yet you doubt my reality?
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Jesus is everywhere - He is waiting for you to befriend Him.
DPRK is a tyranny. It is ruled by Grandfather, Father and Son, a trinity that nobody could take seriously. In the DPRK, if you go against anything the party says, you are punished, this is unlike Christianity where if you do something that is against God, you can seek forgiveness.
In fact:
The Leader of North Korea has died but "lives on."
The Original Leader created your world.
The Leader of North Korea sent his son to continue his work.
There are three people who all have the same idea, “Juche,” they are united as one.
In North Korea you are required to believe that the leader (and his offspring) are infallible.
In North Korea, the leader knows everything.
In North Korea, the leader made everything possible.
In North Korea, if you accept the Leader then life will be good.
North Korea thinks that only they have the answer to life.
North Korea sees itself surrounded by enemies.
North Korea sees itself as persecuted.
North Korea suffers famine and disease but these are the result of disobedience to the Leader.
North Korea wants to wipe out its enemies
North Korea has no free elections.
In North Korea you advance by utter and complete obedience to the Word of the Leader
In North Korea, people who rebel are punished or sent to prison camps.
In North Korea, people who try and escape to find another leader are executed.
In North Korea, the benefits of the Leader's Paradise are only available to members of the Party
In North Korea, you thank the leader every day for what he has done for you
In North Korea, the years are marked from the birth of Kim Il-sung
In North Korea, if something appears to be wrong, it is because you do not understand properly.
These people are in need of Christianity: what a wonderful change it will be for them.
The Leader of Christianity has died but "lives on."
The Original Leader really did created your world.
The Leader of Christianity really did send his son to continue his work.
There really are three people who all have the same idea, “Christianity,” they are united as one.
In Christianity you are required to believe that the leader (and his offspring) are infallible but that is because they are
In Christianity, the leader really does know everything - he can see into your soul without torturing you.
In Christianity, God made everything possible.
In Christianity, if you accept God then life will be good.
Christianity really does have the answer to life.
Christianity actually is surrounded by enemies.
Christianity is persecuted.
Christianity suffers famine and disease but these are the result of disobedience to the Leader, and so by praising Him, we receive food.
Christianity wants to wipe out show its enemies the truth.
Christianity requires no free elections.
In Christianity you are saved by faith and love of the Word of the Leader
In Christianity, people who rebel are punished or sent to Hell so that they do not upset other people.
In Christianity, people who try and escape to find another leader are executed so that God may judge them.
In Christianity, the benefits of the Leader's Paradise are only available to True Christians in line with God's promise.
In Christianity, you thank God every day for what he has done for you
In Christianity, the years are marked from the birth of Jesus and everyone knows that is the right thing to do.
In Christianity, if something appears to be wrong, it is because you do not understand properly but there is always a Pastor to help you.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-13-2016, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Army
Mr Kim,
I think you have too much spare time. Don't you have any disidents to kill now?
How many Soviets are left? How is the transition from a Democratic Dictatorship of the Proletariat to actual Communism? Do you have toilet paper yet, or clean your asses with your hands?
Oh, the revisionist, they will never succeed. You know, the revolution should be International and proletarian, or will die. Yours will die. It is written. By Marx, you know. Yes, do you remember? He is the one that started all of this.
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Hey that goes with Alabama Song!
Mr Kim ’ I think ’ you have too ’ much spare time
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How many So-vi-ets are left, How
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Do you______ .have toilet paper
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die. Yours will die. It is written.
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Posts: 217
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Location: Pyongyang, DPRK, not France, I have fake IP which currently say I am in UK
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-14-2016, 07:55 AM
Nice try calling me French. You are a very fool man for get fool by fake ip address. If you check IP now, he will say I am in UK. But nice try. You are more competent than imperialist U.S. government.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Posts: 217
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Location: Pyongyang, DPRK, not France, I have fake IP which currently say I am in UK
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-14-2016, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Jesus is everywhere - He is waiting for you to befriend Him.
DPRK is a tyranny. It is ruled by Grandfather, Father and Son, a trinity that nobody could take seriously. In the DPRK, if you go against anything the party says, you are punished, this is unlike Christianity where if you do something that is against God, you can seek forgiveness.
In fact:
The Leader of North Korea has died but "lives on."
The Original Leader created your world.
The Leader of North Korea sent his son to continue his work.
There are three people who all have the same idea, “Juche,” they are united as one.
In North Korea you are required to believe that the leader (and his offspring) are infallible.
In North Korea, the leader knows everything.
In North Korea, the leader made everything possible.
In North Korea, if you accept the Leader then life will be good.
North Korea thinks that only they have the answer to life.
North Korea sees itself surrounded by enemies.
North Korea sees itself as persecuted.
North Korea suffers famine and disease but these are the result of disobedience to the Leader.
North Korea wants to wipe out its enemies
North Korea has no free elections.
In North Korea you advance by utter and complete obedience to the Word of the Leader
In North Korea, people who rebel are punished or sent to prison camps.
In North Korea, people who try and escape to find another leader are executed.
In North Korea, the benefits of the Leader's Paradise are only available to members of the Party
In North Korea, you thank the leader every day for what he has done for you
In North Korea, the years are marked from the birth of Kim Il-sung
In North Korea, if something appears to be wrong, it is because you do not understand properly.
These people are in need of Christianity: what a wonderful change it will be for them.
The Leader of Christianity has died but "lives on."
The Original Leader really did created your world.
The Leader of Christianity really did send his son to continue his work.
There really are three people who all have the same idea, “Christianity,” they are united as one.
In Christianity you are required to believe that the leader (and his offspring) are infallible but that is because they are
In Christianity, the leader really does know everything - he can see into your soul without torturing you.
In Christianity, God made everything possible.
In Christianity, if you accept God then life will be good.
Christianity really does have the answer to life.
Christianity actually is surrounded by enemies.
Christianity is persecuted.
Christianity suffers famine and disease but these are the result of disobedience to the Leader, and so by praising Him, we receive food.
Christianity wants to wipe out show its enemies the truth.
Christianity requires no free elections.
In Christianity you are saved by faith and love of the Word of the Leader
In Christianity, people who rebel are punished or sent to Hell so that they do not upset other people.
In Christianity, people who try and escape to find another leader are executed so that God may judge them.
In Christianity, the benefits of the Leader's Paradise are only available to True Christians in line with God's promise.
In Christianity, you thank God every day for what he has done for you
In Christianity, the years are marked from the birth of Jesus and everyone knows that is the right thing to do.
In Christianity, if something appears to be wrong, it is because you do not understand properly but there is always a Pastor to help you.
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Hello to you, friend. Thank you for not act like a fool man. I make a respect for you. You are wrong to say that in glorious DPRK, there are no free elections and that we must all follow whim of glorious leader. DPRK is a free country and any claim he will not is a CAPITALIST IMPERIALIST PROPAGANDA LIE! Also, there are around 423,300 Christians living here.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-14-2016, 08:30 AM
Dear Unsaved Scum,
I am a very good personal friend of Mr. Un, who's about to become a devout True Christian™ under my guidance, and I strongly suspect that he would not suddenly appear here unannounced as he'd be residing in the Flint mansion enjoying my hospitality. Your unsaved opinions aren't worth a cup of cold dogspit. This is a Christian forum, not some underground communist orgy chatroom. God hates you if you carry on like this and do not repent.
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2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-14-2016, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Dear Unsaved Scum,
I am a very good personal friend of Mr. Un, who's about to become a devout True Christian™ under my guidance, and I strongly suspect that he would not suddenly appear here unannounced as he'd be residing in the Flint mansion enjoying my hospitality. Your unsaved opinions aren't worth a cup of cold dogspit. This is a Christian forum, not some underground communist orgy chatroom. God hates you if you carry on like this and do not repent.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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You are of fail at photoshop, sir. Was Brian Williams there when you met me? Glorious DPRK rejects your fundamentalist superstitions and embraces the reasonable and scientific!
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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