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God Sued -
07-14-2007, 03:47 AM
Well I know one lump of eurotrash filth who will have quite an unpleasant conversation with Jesus on Judgement Day. This Polack actually had the temerity to SUE GOD ALMIGHTY!
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The day God was taken to court
Bucharest - A Romanian man who sued God for "fraud" and "betrayal of trust" for failing to answer his prayers has had his case dismissed in court, a newspaper reported on Wednesday.
Mircea Pavel, 40, who is serving 20 years in prison for murder, brought charges against "the defendant God, who lives in the heavens and is represented in Romania by the Orthodox Church," the daily Evenimentul Zilei reported.
He accused God of "fraud, betrayal of trust, corruption and influence peddling."
"At my christening, I made a deal with the defendant aimed at freeing me from evil. But the latter has not respected that agreement until now, although he received from me various assets and numerous prayers," Pavel wrote.
The court in Timisoara, in western Romania, dismissed the case, ruling that "God is not subject to law and does not have an address."
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And this just goes to prove what I've been saying from the pulpit for years. Those smelly europee-ons are just as far removed from Christ's love as any jungle bunny in the jungles of africa.
God does not hear the prayers of unsaved trash!
God is not subject to any law...He IS the law!
God DOES have an address....It's called HEAVEN!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God Sued -
07-14-2007, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well I know one lump of eurotrash filth who will have quite an unpleasant conversation with Jesus on Judgement Day. This Polack actually had the temerity to SUE GOD ALMIGHTY!
And this just goes to prove what I've been saying from the pulpit for years. Those smelly europee-ons are just as far removed from Christ's love as any jungle bunny in the jungles of africa. |
Hmmm, yes Pastor, I have a question: does this mean that because of this one guy, now all eurotrash are cut off from Christ's love and going to hell when they die? --- or maybe just Romanians? 
--- are Romanians the same as Polacks? hmmm  
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: God Sued -
07-14-2007, 10:16 AM
Ha ha! Someone tried to sue a deity? That's rich.
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Re: God Sued -
07-14-2007, 02:20 PM
Why am I so unsurprised that this atheist is a murderer? Are there any Godless Romaniacks left who aren't serving 20 years for murder?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: God Sued -
07-14-2007, 08:50 PM
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Mircea Pavel, 40, who is serving 20 years in prison for murder, brought charges against "the defendant God
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I'm assuming he killed something other than a witch, an adulterer, or a 'sodomite' then?
What on earth was he hoping the settlement to be? lol
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Re: God Sued -
07-20-2007, 05:58 PM
How do you sue something that isnt alive? And has no money or monetary possessions?
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Re: God Sued -
07-20-2007, 08:10 PM
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How do you sue something that isnt alive? And has no money or monetary possessions?
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You just do, that's how.
No seriously that's the only logic there can be to it, if it doesn't make sense just dive in head first and maybe it'll happen.
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Re: God Sued -
07-21-2007, 09:39 AM
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How do you sue something that isnt alive? And has no money or monetary possessions?
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What's this Nietzschean claptrap you're jabbering about now? You Jews may have killed Christ for a few days, but He is very much alive now. And He does indeed have money, although not as much money as He should, thanks to cheap yids like you who refuse to tithe properly! 
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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