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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
12-04-2006, 05:16 PM
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Do you believe everything the internet tells you? That's sad...
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No, of course not, silly. The Interwebs are full of nonsense like atheism, evil-ution, and feminism, which anyone with any spiritual discernment will reject as wrong. Instead, we believe everything the Lord tells us. Praise His holy name!
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
12-04-2006, 11:30 PM
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If the internets are quoting the 1611 King James Version, what could be wrong? There are areas of the internets (which, as I've mentioned before, are a series of tubes) which are analagous to the tubes on a whore and must be avoided like the plague. Only God-Approved™ tubes are to be believed. Anything, and I mean ANYTHING that mentions the words "evolution", "darwin" or "cult" are to be ignored .
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Then shouldn't you have ignored Landoverbaptist.net?
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please prays harder for Miss.hellion -
12-05-2006, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss.HellfireLoins
Then shouldn't you have ignored Landoverbaptist.net?
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Miss.Helloin, this thread were starteds so that not only would we true Christains™ prays for you, but you would reads it wiv a humble hart an then ask lord Jesus for forgivenesses . but you do nothin but yap an argue an yap-yap- yap some more, you gots a smart-alicky attitoode that be you ---> an i not shore you can be saveds after all
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
12-05-2006, 02:29 PM
Yeah. Here's her too, Miss Petal:
(Well, maybe not exactly. But I like that 'Smiley' and never seem to have anywhere else to post it.)
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
12-05-2006, 04:52 PM
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Yeah. Here's her too, Miss Petal:
(Well, maybe not exactly. But I like that 'Smiley' and never seem to have anywhere else to post it.)
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Islamofascists and feminazis are pretty much the same thing anyway, I'd say.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
12-05-2006, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Islamofascists and feminazis are pretty much the same thing anyway, I'd say.
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Yes - it's SO!
Here's another one I've been Dying to use; who or what does this one remind you of besides the long-lost-and-not-Lamented "Chadi"?
(bin Laden's too Easy, so it doesn't count):
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Re: please prays harder for Miss.hellion -
01-07-2007, 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Petal
Miss.Helloin, this thread were starteds so that not only would we true Christains™ prays for you, but you would reads it wiv a humble hart an then ask lord Jesus for forgivenesses . but you do nothin but yap an argue an yap-yap- yap some more, you gots a smart-alicky attitoode that be you ---> an i not shore you can be saveds after all
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She plays (strip) poker with Satan (and wins...somehow...), of course she can't be saved.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
01-07-2007, 03:16 AM
how come miss petal cant type right?
i'd rather pray for her than hellion.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
01-07-2007, 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by mollychu
how come miss petal cant type right?
i'd rather pray for her than hellion.
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i totally agree.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
01-07-2007, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by mollychu
how come miss petal cant type right?
i'd rather pray for her than hellion.
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You don't type that well yourself...If I were a Christian I might consider praying for you. But I don't believe in pity.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
01-07-2007, 03:45 AM
Cool -- neither does God!
Deuteronomy 19:21
And thine eye shall not pity; but life shall go for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.
Too bad that's about the only thing you agree on... which is why you're going to burn in Hell.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
01-08-2007, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by charlestonchew
how come miss petal cant type right?
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Perhaps you'd care to cast out the beam in your own eye before attempting to pick at the mote you imagine to be in Miss Petal's. We capitalize the first word in a sentence, as well as proper nouns, in American.
Further, if you bothered to read Miss Petal's title, you'd see that she's an LBC Psychiatric Outpatient. I can only assume you overlooked this in your haste to criticize, rather than intentionally attempting to be cruel to our dear Petal.
It is decidedly unChristian to mock those who are seek to serve the Lord, Miss Chew, and often leads to unpleasant outcomes. Here's but one example of how the Lord deals with those who mock his servants:
2 Kings 2:23-24:
And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
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i'd rather pray for her than hellion.
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If you wish to pray for Miss Petal's continued progress, please do so. However, Hellion is the unSaved one of the two!
Have you accepted Jesus as your Savior yet, Miss Chew? If not, your prayers will fall on deaf ears. As will your cries for mercy when you're cast into the Lake of Fire.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
01-08-2007, 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
It is decidedly unChristian to mock those who are seek to serve the Lord, Miss Chew, and often leads to unpleasant outcomes. Here's but one example of how the Lord deals with those who mock his servants:
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good thing i'm agnostic, then.
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
01-08-2007, 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by mollychu
good thing i'm agnostic, then.
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Just too bad for you that you're going to burn in hell, then.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: please prays for Miss.hellion -
01-08-2007, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by mollychu
good thing i'm agnostic, then.
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I bet those little brats that the she-bears tore apart were agnostic, too.
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