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Rebuke Playboy Magazine is of the Devil - 10-03-2016, 11:05 PM

As the majority of the brethren know, Playboy announced some time ago that it would no longer feature naked women in the manner that made it famous for several years.

We also know that smut like this is forbidden by our Lord (Matthew 5:28). However, I see this decision as proof that the devil is continuing to try to bring publicity to the "new, improved" Playboy by making it seem more wholesome. Pshaw! (Forgive my outburst)

My papist father subscribed to the magazine for several years and he kept them in a locked storage chest. The key was hidden behind the Cheerios on a top shelf in the kitchen. My mother never knew and she never questioned the bruises from the many falls I endured trying to get the key back just so (I would ensure that the magazines were safe from mold and mildew on a regular basis, because I loved my dad a lot).

Well, devil, you aren't fooling ANYONE. And you also aren't up on modern technology. While I have not yet installed blocking software to prevent accidental visits to

Bustychickswhoswapspitwithteens.com,

I have the power of the Blood of Jesus to keep those things at bay. I was wondering if any of my brothers here would have anything to say about this troublesome situation. Surely the evil one is trying to wage war against the male gender. How lucky women are that they don't wrestle with sins of the flesh but instead are more prone to ugly and unattractive photos of a shirtless Shamar Moore or a naked Justin Bieber, neither of which have any lustful qualities. May the LORD keep our male minds in check until He comes (Rev 22:12).


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen

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Default Re: Playboy Magazine is of the Devil - 10-12-2016, 11:50 PM

I saw several copies of that magazine in the recycling bin in a Catholic Church's parking lot once.


Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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Default Re: Playboy Magazine is of the Devil - 10-20-2016, 05:11 AM

It surprises me that you found copies of Playboy Magazine at a papist meeting place. I would have figured that Boy's Life would be far more popular.
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Default Re: Playboy Magazine is of the Devil - 10-21-2016, 12:26 AM

I think that this is an appropriate time for me to write, "oh snap!"


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Trump Re: Playboy Magazine is of the Devil - 10-24-2016, 06:20 PM

i like not liking black people because of there skin color jesus does not approve of them i know this because i am an ignorant racist like you other crackers on this website.


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Default Re: Playboy Magazine is of the Devil - 10-24-2016, 06:45 PM

When I was an atheist kid I had a big collection of penthouse.
I was really proud of it. Then they all got stolen by some perv.
But at the end I am thankfull that they got stolen. It all starts with these magazines and next you are in the porn buisness in the blink of an eye.
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Default Re: Playboy Magazine is of the Devil - 10-24-2016, 06:52 PM

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i like not liking black people because of there skin color jesus does not approve of them i know this because i am an ignorant racist like you other crackers on this website.
We at Landover stand firm with the lesser races against this type of racism. We support out negroidal brothers and sisters in achieving whiteness through faith in Jesus. What have you done for your local nigra? Fed them watermelon?

Get with Jesus and help to rescue a nigra today from the curse!



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