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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 07:22 AM
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Not quite right friend.
I personally have found many faggots to be the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet. Snappy dressers, fantastic decorators, great cooks and phenomenal hosts. So my own feelings mean little. God does tell us we should stone them but then secular law states we have to let them live.
Until we have a man of God in the White House, our wrists are tightly bound by both sets of laws and must abide by both. So I typically leave one of their dinner parties early and rarely send a thank you note.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 08:40 AM
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I'm listening.
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And wasting God's valuable bandwidth.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 08:49 AM
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If he has any sense at all, he'll press charges.
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Nope.
I convinced him that I was right. He's promised to not say a word and back away
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The fact that you think you're justified in this situation is appalling. The fact that your wife needs permission to have a friend over is even more ridiculous. There is clearly no respect from your end in your marriage and I predict she'll leave your ass soon if you keep this up. Judging on your misogynistic attitude, I'm amazed she hasn't already.
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I don't hate women.
Women are cute and adorable. They make good food and if they're raised right they can be very Godly.
I have a feeling that no matter what I do you'll insult me though.
If I let her have a friend around I'm controlling; if I don't let her I'm cruel. Either way though: she's my wife and we'll be together untill one of us dies or she cheats on me and I leave her.
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Violence against another human being is not ever ethical or excusable conduct, no matter how many ways you try to justify it.
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You're confusing me.
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.As such, it's also things like this that shed a negative light over the entire Christian community, which is a damn shame considering most Christians are humanitarian, decent human beings who don't deserve to have their name dragged in the mud.
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I'm doing what God says though!
I follow The Bible to the word and I try and try! I hate gays, my wife is my servant, I'm fine with owning slaves, non-Christians are scum, ect!
What am I not doing right?!
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 08:49 AM
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And wasting God's valuable bandwidth.
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You are a woman. I don't listen to the whining of women because they don't know anything.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:02 AM
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You are a woman. I don't listen to the whining of women because they don't know anything.
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Even a woman is better than an unsaved fool.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:07 AM
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You are a woman. I don't listen to the whining of women because they don't know anything.
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Watch your mouth, boy. Sister Kitty is a True Christian™, which is a whole
lot better than some whiny Kraut.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:10 AM
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Watch your mouth, boy. Sister Kitty is a True Christian™, which is a whole
lot better than some whiny Kraut.
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God loves Germany and real women. Women need to know their place and I was simply reminding her.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:16 AM
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God loves Germany and real women. Women need to know their place and I was simply reminding her.
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Please provide Scriptural references for each of your 4 claims. I speak German, so any translation errors will be entirely yours.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:16 AM
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God loves Germany and real women. Women need to know their place and I was simply reminding her.
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You appear to be unaware of Landover's and Jesus' hierarchy.
It goes as such:
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:24 AM
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Please provide Scriptural references for each of your 4 claims. I speak German, so any translation errors will be entirely yours.
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And which four claims are you refering to, Zechariah Smyth?
I don't speak German by the way, I speak Lower Saxon.
Brother Enoch:
Like I said elsewhere, I have been sent by the Lord our God to rout heretics from your forum. His law is above the law of the forum.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:30 AM
At this point, I am almost willing to repent.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:35 AM
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His law is above the law of the forum.
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That makes you no less unsaved trash. If you want to refresh your memory about your place in this Godly forum, you can check your rights here.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:39 AM
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What am I not doing right?
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Is your wife frightened of you? That isn't a suggestion or opinion - I've just been reading I PETER; chapter 3 began:
I PETER 3 1 Likewise, ye wiues, be in subiection to your owne husbands, that if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be wonne by the conuersation of the wiues:
2 While they beholde your chaste conuersation coupled with feare:
[I know that she doesn't need to convert you because you are already a Christian]
3 Whose adorning, let it not bee that outward adorning, of plaiting the haire, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparell.
4 But let it bee the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, euen the ornament of a meeke and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.
5 For after this manner in the olde time, the holy women also who trusted in God adorned themselues, beeing in subiection vnto their owne husbands.
6 Euen as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him Lord, whose daughters ye are as long as ye doe well, and are not afraid with any amazement.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:40 AM
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You are a woman. I don't listen to the whining of women because they don't know anything.
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And you are lower on the hierarchy than that so what does that tell you?
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:44 AM
I can't believe you people have been taking my trolling seriously.
I came here because I am a Lutheran who is in doubt. The whole gimmick? To see what kind of reactions it would generate.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:48 AM
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I can't believe you people have been taking my trolling seriously.
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There's probably a very good reason for that but you're too daft to know the Truth®
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:52 AM
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I can't believe you people have been taking my trolling seriously.
I came here because I am a Lutheran who is in doubt. The whole gimmick? To see what kind of reactions it would generate.
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Yes, you got us all fooled. We were all thinking that you are NOT unsaved trash
If you are troll, lutheran or even messicant, it makes very little difference. You are all heathens to us.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:53 AM
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which four claims..?
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They're in your quote:
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1God loves Germany and 2real women. 3Women need to know their place and 4I was simply reminding her.
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and I wouldn't worry too much about the trolling attempt: no-one's really taken much notice..
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:56 AM
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I can't believe you people have been taking my trolling seriously.
I came here because I am a Lutheran who is in doubt. The whole gimmick? To see what kind of reactions it would generate.
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There's probably a very good reason for that but you're too daft to know the Truth®
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I'm guessing it's because it was dropped on its head as an infant.
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Re: I beat up a faggot and I feel bad about it.... -
10-10-2011, 09:59 AM
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They're in your quote:
and I wouldn't worry too much about the trolling attempt: no-one's really taken much notice..
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Worst troll ever.
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