[Pastor Ezekiel]

A condemned prisoner in the Godly State of Texas is about to be sent directly to hellfire for the murder of his neighbors, and instead of taking the opportunity to repent and accept Jesus as his personal Savior, he is asking people to send him a joke to tell at his execution. I can tell you one person who will not be amused....JESUS!

Condemned Texas inmate looking to deliver joke at execution

LIVINGSTON, Texas — Condemned prisoner Patrick Knight wants to leave them laughing.

Knight acknowledges there's nothing funny about his likely execution later this month for the fatal shooting of his neighbors, Walter and Mary Werner, almost 16 years ago outside Amarillo. But to help him come up with his final statement, Knight is accepting jokes mailed to him on Texas' death row or e-mailed to a friend who has a Web site for him. The friend then mails him the jokes.

Knight said the joke he finds the funniest will be his final statement the evening of June 26.

He said he's already received about 250 wisecracks.

"Lawyer jokes are real popular," he said. "Some of them are a little on the edge. I'm not going to use any profanity if I can find the one I want, or any vulgar content. It wouldn't be bad if it was a little bit on the edge. That would be cool."

Randall County Sheriff Joel Richardson thinks the whole idea is anything but cool. As chief deputy at the time of the Werners' killings, Richardson investigated the case and intends to witness Knight's execution. He said the Werners' family has already been through enough, and that Knight's attempt to make a joke at the execution is sick.

"The whole thing is not a joke to anybody here unless it is to him," Richardson said of Knight. "This tells you a little bit about the guy's character, anyway."

Knight, 39, would be the last of five condemned inmates set to die in Texas over three weeks this month as the state embellishes its notoriety as the nation's most active in carrying out capital punishment.

Fourteen executions already have happened in Texas this year and if all five take place in June, the pace will be just shy of the record of 40 executions set in 2000. At least 10 other inmates already have execution dates set for the second half of the year.

Besides Knight, among those set to die this month is Cathy Lynn Henderson, who would be the fourth woman executed in Texas since the state resumed capital punishment in 1982 and the 12th nationally since the U.S. Supreme Court in 1976 allowed the death penalty to resume.

Knight said he got the idea for a joke as his last statement after a friend, Vincent Gutierrez, was executed earlier this year and laughed from the death chamber gurney: "Where's a stunt double when you need one?"

"I'm going to go up there and tell them I'm the stunt double guy," Knight said. He said he's sharing the jokes he gets with his fellow inmates "to try to keep their hearts right and things like that."

"It's a way to get laughter back there and ease the tension," he said.

He said he prefers jokes that don't have a prison or death penalty theme.

"That depresses me," he said.

I wonder if we True Christians couldn't help this fellow out....





Dead Man Laughing http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID123459878

Texas execution schedule http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/sch...executions.htm

[nikilds]

Jesus and all the Christians will have the last laugh when this sinner gets the death penalty.
He might not shed a tear while telling his joke - but when the drool comes out of his mouth from the electricity coursing through his body - aye, does that drool count as tears for Jesus?
Probably not.
I should not waste my prayers on this jokester's soul - for laughter will not absolve him from his sins.

Electrocute [ZZSZZzzzZZZZ] for Jesus!