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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
04-06-2011, 04:42 PM
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Besides, i think Jesus LOVES chocolate.
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There says nowhere in the KJV Bible about chocolate. Nothing supports what you thinks, sister (?) Marbels!
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
04-13-2011, 03:44 AM
Hello, I'm new here.
Also I am very confused, may I eat chocolate without upsetting the lord?
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04-13-2011, 09:15 AM
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Hello, I'm new here.
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Also I am very confused, may I eat chocolate without upsetting the lord?
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Yes, if you are a woman and it is Christian chocolate.
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
04-14-2011, 07:19 AM
Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Easter's on its way
Bringin' ev'ry girl and boy
A basketful of Easter joy
Things to make your Easter
Bright and gay
He's got jelly beans for Tommy
Colored eggs for sister Sue
There's an orchid for your mommy
And an Easter bonnet too. Oh!
Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail
Hippity hoppity
Happy Easter Day
Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail
Look at him hop and listen to him say,
"Try to do the things you should"
Maybe if you're extra good
He'll roll lots of Easter eggs your way
You'll wake up on Easter morning
And you'll know that he was there
When you find those choc'late bunnies
That he's hiding ev'rywhere,
Oh!
Here' comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail
Hippity hoppity
Happy Easter Day.
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
04-14-2011, 07:38 AM
You were saying?
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04-14-2011, 12:01 PM
I have found the perfect Easter gift for all you Zombie on a Stick worshippers.
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04-20-2011, 09:21 PM
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
04-22-2011, 12:18 PM
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There says nowhere in the KJV Bible about chocolate. Nothing supports what you thinks, sister (?) Marbels!
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Chocolate comes from a plant.
Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which [is] upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which [is] the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
04-24-2011, 10:56 PM
You can see the disappointment on the faces of the children when, instead of The Risen Christ, a pagan Easter Bunny appears:
(I don't see why anyone should think this at all funny.)
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04-24-2011, 11:54 PM
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You can see the disappointment on the faces of the children when, instead of The Risen Christ, a pagan Easter Bunny appears:
(I don't see why anyone should think this at all funny.)
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There is so much wrong with that video. First of all, as you mentioned, the "bunny" instead of the Risen Christ. But what's wrong with those kids? My boys would be given something to cry about if they started bawling over a thump on the window. They should be grabbing their BB guns and taking out that minion of Satan.
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05-03-2011, 07:22 PM
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Welcome to Easter is about Jesus - Dammit! A seasonal forum where Jesus' favorite followers (us of course!) can help preserve the true meaning of Easter. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLENDORA
PS No bunnies allowed and this forum will close soon after the anniversary of HIS resurrection.
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
05-03-2011, 10:02 PM
Whenever a child dressed as a witch or an easter bunny comes knocking, I give them a piece of chocolate and a pamphlet explaining easter and the ressurrection of our lord.
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Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit! -
05-04-2011, 03:30 AM
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GLORY!!!!!!!
HAPPY EASTER DAMMIT!!!
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What. The. Sick. piffle.
You like pictures of cute bunnies dead, and celebration of easter trampled over? This is either the sickest joke, or you have a sick mind.
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Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit! -
05-04-2011, 03:44 AM
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What. The. Sick. piffle.
You like pictures of cute bunnies dead, and celebration of easter trampled over? This is either the sickest joke, or you have a sick mind.
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"Easter" as the secular world celebrates it is a pagan holiday. We don't tolerate paganism here.
The Pagan Origin Of Easter
Is Easter Pagan?
Pagan Holidays: Christmas and Easter Exposed!
No real Christian would ever celebrate these abominations.
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05-04-2011, 04:07 AM
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I don't mean to cause any offense, but you would laugh and celebrate at the death of an innocent bunny? If you dont celebrate something, you don't have to trash it. Easter bunny just makes more people interested, and causes more connection. Of course it's against Christianity, but it brings more attention. Without the easter bunny, I'm sure much less people would celebrate Christianity, because not everyone is a True Christian. It helps people connect.
Anyways, killing a bunny just because people celebrate easter is a sadistic thing to do. You wouldn't normally kill a bunny. Why kill one on a holiday? God doesn't want us to kill anyone. We are his creations. Why would he want us to kill his creations.
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Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit! -
05-04-2011, 04:15 AM
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I don't mean to cause any offense, but you would laugh and celebrate at the death of an innocent bunny? If you dont celebrate something, you don't have to trash it. Easter bunny just makes more people interested, and causes more connection. Of course it's against Christianity, but it brings more attention. Without the easter bunny, I'm sure much less people would celebrate Christianity, because not everyone is a True Christian. It helps people connect.
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Well I guess we should start handing out drugs in churches as well, after all more people would show up if they got free drugs at church. Or how about orgies? Would orgies bring more people into church? Hey and lets throw out that pesky Bible with all the rules, after all it's such a downer.
Oh wait, all of the liebral churches have already done this, haven't they. Yep, better to walk people to Hell as long as they tithe rather than tell them the truth and have them go elsewhere. After all, the Bible says that we must bend the rules to fit man, not God, right?
Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
Oh wait, that's not what it says at all!
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Anyways, killing a bunny just because people celebrate easter is a sadistic thing to do. You wouldn't normally kill a bunny. Why kill one on a holiday? God doesn't want us to kill anyone. We are his creations. Why would he want us to kill his creations.
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Who says we don't normally kill bunnies? Or as they're normally called, rabbits.
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Oh, of course you don't
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Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit! -
05-04-2011, 04:43 AM
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It helps people connect.
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Why would we want to be connected to Non-Christians, and why would we celebrate a pagan holiday to do such a thing?
2 Corinthians 6: 14 Don’t team up with those who are unbelievers. How can righteousness be a partner with wickedness? How can light live with darkness? 15 What harmony can there be between Christ and the devil? How can a believer be a partner with an unbeliever? 16 And what union can there be between God’s temple and idols? For we are the temple of the living God. As God said: “I will live in them
and walk among them.
I will be their God,
and they will be my people.
17 Therefore, come out from among unbelievers,
and separate yourselves from them, says the Lord.
Don’t touch their filthy things,
and I will welcome you.
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Anyways, killing a bunny just because people celebrate easter is a sadistic thing to do. You wouldn't normally kill a bunny. Why kill one on a holiday? God doesn't want us to kill anyone. We are his creations. Why would he want us to kill his creations.
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You should read the Bible more. God has NO problem whatsoever with us killing animals. In fact, in the Old Testament times, He COMMANDED it. The only reason we don't have to kill animals anymore is because God knew it took a lot of work, and so He killed His only Son on the cross to make up for all the animals we would have had to sacrifice otherwise.
Haven't you read Exodus? You know, the book where the Ten Commandments are from?
Exodus 29:10 “Bring the bull to the front of the tent of meeting, and Aaron and his sons shall lay their hands on its head. 11 Slaughter it in the LORD’s presence at the entrance to the tent of meeting. (This was a special tent that God lived inside. The people would worship in front of it, and Moses would go inside to talk to God).
13 Then take all the fat on the internal organs, the long lobe of the liver, and both kidneys with the fat on them, and burn them on the altar. 14 But burn the bull’s flesh and its hide and its intestines outside the camp. It is a sin offering
17 Cut the ram into pieces and wash the internal organs and the legs, putting them with the head and the other pieces. 18 Then burn the entire ram on the altar. It is a burnt offering to the LORD, a pleasing aroma, a food offering presented to the LORD.
19 “Take the other ram, and Aaron and his sons shall lay their hands on its head. 20 Slaughter it, take some of its blood and put it on the lobes of the right ears of Aaron and his sons, on the thumbs of their right hands, and on the big toes of their right feet. Then splash blood against the sides of the altar.
21 And take some blood from the altar and some of the anointing oil and sprinkle it on Aaron and his garments and on his sons and their garments. Then he and his sons and their garments will be consecrated. 22 “Take from this ram the fat, the fat tail, the fat on the internal organs, the long lobe of the liver, both kidneys with the fat on them, and the right thigh. (This is the ram for the ordination.)
24 Put all these in the hands of Aaron and his sons and have them wave them before the LORD as a wave offering. 25 Then take them from their hands and burn them on the altar along with the burnt offering for a pleasing aroma to the LORD, a food offering presented to the LORD.
26 After you take the breast of the ram for Aaron’s ordination, wave it before the LORD as a wave offering, and it will be your share. 27 “Consecrate those parts of the ordination ram that belong to Aaron and his sons: the breast that was waved and the thigh that was presented. 28 This is always to be the perpetual share from the Israelites for Aaron and his sons. It is the contribution the Israelites are to make to the LORD from their fellowship offerings.
35 “Do for Aaron and his sons everything I have commanded you, taking seven days to ordain them. 36 Sacrifice a bull each day as a sin offering to make atonement. Purify the altar by making atonement for it, and anoint it to consecrate it.
37 For seven days make atonement for the altar and consecrate it. Then the altar will be most holy, and whatever touches it will be holy. 38 “This is what you are to offer on the altar regularly each day: two lambs a year old. 39 Offer one in the morning and the other at twilight
40 With the first lamb offer a tenth of an ephah of the finest flour mixed with a quarter of a hin of oil from pressed olives, and a quarter of a hin of wine as a drink offering. 41 Sacrifice the other lamb at twilight with the same grain offering and its drink offering as in the morning—a pleasing aroma, a food offering presented to the LORD.
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
05-04-2011, 05:59 AM
Well, I see now. I just thought it to be a little sadistic for killing a bunny... I'm sorry, rabbit, just for tributial or slaughtering purposes. I just saw the picture sending the message as 'KILL RABBITS ON EASTER. THEY ARE DESPICABLE CREATURES THAT ONLY CAUSE US TROUBLE' the same way you can view 'KILL JEWS AT THE HOLOCAUST. THEY ARE DESPICABLE CREATURES THAT ONLY CAUSE US PROBLEMS.'
I just saw the same... train of thought, except with rabbits analogy to Jews. Of course I've read the ten commandments.
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Just wondering, do you memorize all sections of the Bible? Like, could you recite it without looking?
The Easter Bunny is more of a symbol than an object of worship.
"Well I guess we should start handing out drugs in churches as well, after all more people would show up if they got free drugs at church. Or how about orgies? Would orgies bring more people into church? Hey and lets throw out that pesky Bible with all the rules, after all it's such a downer."
This is totally different. Thinking about cute rabbits is totally different than smoking marijuana, or doing drugs, or participating in an orgy. It appeals to the little kids. Little kids think about easter as a holiday to look forward to. Their minds are not as developed as adults, they would not grasp the concept.
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Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period -
05-04-2011, 06:30 AM
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Well, I see now. I just thought it to be a little sadistic for killing a bunny... I'm sorry, rabbit, just for tributial or slaughtering purposes. I just saw the picture sending the message as 'KILL RABBITS ON EASTER. THEY ARE DESPICABLE CREATURES THAT ONLY CAUSE US TROUBLE' the same way you can view 'KILL JEWS AT THE HOLOCAUST. THEY ARE DESPICABLE CREATURES THAT ONLY CAUSE US PROBLEMS.'
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Ask the Austrians what they think of the cute bunny. They are a scourge. They eat all your garden, they leave their afterbirth everywhere that your dogs love the smell of and try to wear it like cologne.
They are basically cute vegetarian rats. You do what you can to stop their spread, but it's never enough.
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Just wondering, do you memorize all sections of the Bible? Like, could you recite it without looking?
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Not word for word, but I can paraphrase well and tell you the book that it's in.
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