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Re: Great books for children -
09-28-2016, 04:52 AM
This is a GREAT book introducing children to politics. In the story, a llama gets furious when a democrat mistakes him for the symbol, a donkey. He learns how to deal with it: he tells his llama mom and dad to vote for Trump, and they help make America great again!
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12-13-2016, 09:14 AM
Oh hey, a thread I can get behind
As a creative writing student I just love giving book recommendations.
Of course, I'm going to have to recommend the <<<reference to a book propagating homosexual lifestyle removed>>> series, as well as the <<<another reference to a book propagating homosexual lifestyle removed>>>. There's also <<<same thing again>>>, and <<<more of the same>>> is pretty good.
Oh, there's also <<<another one>>>, and the child in me demands I recommend both <<<again>>>, as well as <<< the last reference to a book propagating homosexual lifestyle>>>.
I do hope you find these helpful and your children enjoy them
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12-13-2016, 05:06 PM
Fine then, what about The Anarchists Cookbook? Or The Satanic Bible? Even the 50 Shades trilogy?
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12-13-2016, 08:19 PM
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Fine then, what about The Anarchists Cookbook? Or The Satanic Bible? Even the 50 Shades trilogy?
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Eww!
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12-13-2016, 08:24 PM
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Fine then, what about The Anarchists Cookbook? Or The Satanic Bible? Even the 50 Shades trilogy?
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I don't understand. If you are going to go to hell, at least let it be with something that can be enjoyed. 50 shades of grey? Are you a desperate divorced woman in your fifties?
Otherwise, stick to the Bible, it has better stories, it is better written and can save your soul. Can E. L. James do that for you?
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12-13-2016, 11:43 PM
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I don't understand. If you are going to go to hell, at least let it be with something that can be enjoyed. 50 shades of grey? Are you a desperate divorced woman in your fifties?
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Wait, that's not a comedy? Oh dear... and here I was hoping it might held dislodge that stick up your ass...
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12-14-2016, 12:58 AM
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Wait, that's not a comedy? Oh dear... and here I was hoping it might held dislodge that stick up your ass...
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Oh, retorting to direct attacks, who would have anticipated that from you?
It is boring. Bye.
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02-12-2021, 07:23 AM
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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02-12-2021, 09:43 PM
Oh, finally -- some family-friendly books worth recommending! This makes up for one that I saw advertised on the bulletin board at the Piggly Wiggly!
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02-15-2021, 05:27 AM
So many excellent books for children full of exciting adventures and educational morals. It can be hard to choose one. Exodus, Judges, Daniel, Chronicles, Job, Joshua, Ezra, and so on. Really, the best way is to start at Genesis and finish with Revelation, then start over.
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02-16-2021, 01:18 AM
The best book is the KJV Bible!
Leviticus 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
Leviticus 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.
Deuteronomy 32:19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.
However, I find these good subjects to cover as well. I believe in a well rounded education and exposure to nature.
Psalm 9:17
The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God. For the needy shall not always be forgotten: the expectation of the poor shall not perish for ever.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Great books for children -
02-17-2021, 05:11 AM
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Oh, finally -- some family-friendly books worth recommending! This makes up for one that I saw advertised on the bulletin board at the Piggly Wiggly!
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Ha!Ha! Evolutionists I presume? Even by their own standards (very low bar) "someone's" habitat needed to be destroyed so that mammals could exist. They even think we are mammals ourselves, so who's to say that in order for something else to exist, mammals need to destroy their/our own "habitat" enabling that someone to "evolve" as we did?
After all, since we didn't exist then (according to evolutionism) they must have destroyed their habitat themselves (by exuding oxygen or some such nonsense) due to no mammals existing, and therefore no humans, to destroy it for them.
The most important aspect of early reading is to make sure the consequences of sin are so well presented that even in the face of a secular agenda – that reality, the reality of deserving torture from birth because we are so vile to God, can never be undone.
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