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Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-18-2013, 09:26 PM
Rick Scarborough, Tea Party leader, supports a Class Action Lawsuit against Queers. I'm a little surprised Santorum isn't all over this one, but I think they deserve the support of all True Christians™ and those who love America.
"Obviously, statistically now even the Centers for Disease Control verifies that homosexuality much more likely leads to AIDS than smoking leads to cancer. And yet the entire nation has rejected smoking, billions of dollars are put into a trust fund to help cancer victims and the tobacco industry was held accountable for that," Scarborough said.
LaBarbera agreed with Scarborough, and added, “We need to work on our conservative, alternate media and say, ‘look, don’t do the pro-gay thing, why don’t you rather step out and support these ex-gays?’ We should encourage Fox News to tell these stories ... these wonderful stories of happy men and women who have left the homosexual lifestyle.”
Earlier this year, Scarborough expressed anti-gay sentiments, declaring the word “gay” an “abuse of the language” during a guest sermon in New Jersey.
"They're not gay ... that's a twist into the words," Scarborough argued. "It won't be long until we'll be calling pedophiles 'happy people.'"
Listen:
https://soundcloud.com/rightwingwatc...h-class-action
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-19-2013, 05:07 AM
A class action lawsuit against homosexuals, oh no. This can't be happening, I thought we were over this.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-19-2013, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Obese Gay Al
A class action lawsuit against homosexuals, oh no. This can't be happening, I thought we were over this.
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Friend, if Jesus were to come back right now and say that queers were NOT an abomination in His eyes, I would be the first to embrace you like a brother.
Unfortunately for you, He hasn't done that.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-19-2013, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Friend, if Jesus were to come back right now and say that queers were NOT an abomination in His eyes, I would be the first to embrace you like a brother.
Unfortunately for you, He hasn't done that.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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And he never will. Because he isn't real.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-19-2013, 05:50 AM
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And he never will. Because he isn't real.
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Telling yourself lies may help you sleep better at night. In the mean time, we'll be doing all we can to protect the children.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-19-2013, 05:52 AM
I say we tax the gays just like we have "sin" taxes on cigarettes and alcohol.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-19-2013, 05:54 AM
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And he never will. Because he isn't real.
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Telling yourself lies may help you sleep better at night. In the mean time, we'll be doing all we can to protect the children.
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Old tubby here probably has a couple of kids in his basement that he is grooming for the sodomite deathstyle.
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-19-2013, 05:59 AM
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Old tubby here probably has a couple of kids in his basement that he is grooming for the sodomite deathstyle.
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You're confusing me with yourself.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-19-2013, 06:02 AM
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Old tubby here probably has a couple of kids in his basement that he is grooming for the sodomite deathstyle.
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He probably has cartons and cartons of Oreo Cookies to lure them into playing "house." And he wonders why we will put an end to homosexuality.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-19-2013, 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
He probably has cartons and cartons of Oreo Cookies to lure them into playing "house." And he wonders why we will put an end to homosexuality.
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Nope, you're confusing me with yourself, tubby lumpkins.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-19-2013, 06:20 AM
No, dear. I follow The Maker's Diet. Only food that is mentioned in the Holy Bible comes into the Etheldreda home. At the front door, it is prayed over so the demons that would have come from any homosexual or catholic (mexican) hands will be expelled before reaching my precious children.
I encourage you to try it. Close your tummy, and open your heart. It will change your life.
I promise.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-19-2013, 06:50 AM
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Close your tummy,
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Jesus and I think his netherregions should be closed as well, to prevent the spread of airborne AIDS.
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-19-2013, 03:59 PM
I am going to find every Homofaqual person I can and add them to this suit.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-19-2013, 05:07 PM
This Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality is a wonderful development. When judges are forced to see the actual and documentable harm done by annal sex, they will put an end to it forever.
So called "Homer Marriage" will disappear because homers will be outlawed.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-20-2013, 04:08 AM
The class action lawsuit against cigarettes targeted the manufacturers. I think this one should do the same. Parents who raise gay children should be the ones who should pay. Since a son turning queer is usually the mothers fault we should punish them. Maybe then they will stop making gays.
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: Class Action Lawsuit Against Homosexuality -
10-20-2013, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
"Obviously, statistically now even the Centers for Disease Control verifies that homosexuality much more likely leads to AIDS than smoking leads to cancer," Scarborough said.
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For those wondering, it's about four times as likely. The lifetime lung cancer risk for smokers is around 17% for men and 12% for women; certainly not a pretty figure, but it pales into obscurity when you learn that well over half of today's young sodomites will be polluted with AIDS by the time they hit 60. If they hit 60. Most will not, since the average North American Fudgepacker expires at 43. You might as well say 60 is 100 in gay years.
This is absolutely grim stuff. Please don't think that I'm gloating over it. I want homosexuals to live long, happy, healthy lives by not being homosexual anymore.
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