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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,176
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Men, The Homer Movement is Going to Take Away Our Right to Marry Women. -
09-25-2013, 02:16 AM
You can see it coming. Today, the government, backed by homer organizations like PFLAG, is taking away tax exempt status of groups that hold to the Biblical definition of marriage. If a nonprofit says, "We won't hire any perverts," the tax exemption is gone.
Anyone can see, this is just the first step. Soon the government and its homer supporters will tell men who gets a female wife and who gets a male wife. It's all going to be regulated.
http://www.christianpost.com/news/bi...rriage-105141/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Men, The Homer Movement is Going to Take Away Our Right to Marry Women. -
09-25-2013, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
You can see it coming. Today, the government, backed by homer organizations like PFLAG, is taking away tax exempt status of groups that hold to the Biblical definition of marriage. If a nonprofit says, "We won't hire any perverts," the tax exemption is gone.
Anyone can see, this is just the first step. Soon the government and its homer supporters will tell men who gets a female wife and who gets a male wife. It's all going to be regulated.
http://www.christianpost.com/news/bi...rriage-105141/
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Amen, Mr. Mayor. Just as the Obamacare Death Panels will decide who lives and who dies, the Homer Marriage Panels set up by the Radical Gay Agenda will decide who we have to marry. Wouldn't it be a fine thing if they forced me to marry some big shiny black nubian with huge muscles?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Men, The Homer Movement is Going to Take Away Our Right to Marry Women. -
09-25-2013, 06:50 PM
Will we at least get to choose our new spouses? I don't want to marry another woman, but if I am forced at gunpoint to live with one, I'd rather she be a God-Fearing, mature True Christian™ who can spot dark-sided realities.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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