[Elmer G. White]

The head of the papist advertising board and their public relations director Pope Francis has once again proven his lack of education and total disregard for Biblical knowledge. Many false Christians seem to take him as some kind of an authority in theological issues. In reality, he cannot answer the simplest of questions about the Bible. This was demonstrated in a painful manner when he recently visited the Philippines. A female uppity child approached him and asked a surprisingly valid question:

"Bakit po pumapayag ang Diyos na may ganitong nangyayari dahil walang kasalanan ang mga bata (Why does God allow this to happen to innocent children)?"

These are the images papist PR professionals want to show us.

Now, for anyone who has visited our Godly Discussion Board, the answer is in plain sight. It is in the BIBLE for God's sake. Pope Frances, however, stumbled and started to cry in desperate frustration and panic, as he realized that dozens of True Christians™ would see his embarassment. After shedding some tears of rage he struggled to get an answser. With typical papist gusto, he avoided the actual question and, instead, only repeated it in his reply.

“The heart of your (Chura) question has no reply. Only when we too can cry about the things you said can we come close to answering that question. Why do children suffer so much? Why do children suffer? When the heart is able to ask itself and weep, then we can understand something. There is a worldly compassion which is useless,” Pope Francis said.
“Dear young boys and girls, today’s world doesn’t know how to cry. The emarginated people, those left to one side, are crying. Those who are discarded are crying. But we don’t understand much about these people in need,” he said.

As the idiotic Pope Frances in not capable of replying, I've prepared a True Christian™ answer in simple language that also retarded cat licks and children understand. This is what he should have said based on the teachings of Jesus, the Bible that we follow.

A child is exposed to homelessness, famine, sickness, violence and abuse. She asks: "Why does God allow this to happen to innocent children? (Bakit po pumapayag ang Diyos na may ganitong nangyayari dahil walang kasalanan ang mga bata )"

The answer:

First of all, child, you should learn to speak American. What is this gibberish? Speak properly. That will get you further in life. Stop skipping school. While the teachers of this godforsaken country may not be qualified, they can teach you some American. Now, about your question. You should understand that you are a sinner. You are NOT innocent. No child is innocent. You have been stained by original sin because your great-great-etc-great grandmother disobeyed God and became a harlot (Genesis 3:5). God made a promise to pass this sin on for generations to come. Your parents and grandparents have also sinned and disobeyed God. God retaliates and His revenge goes on for 4-10 generations (Exodus 20:5, Deuteronomy 23:2). You must understand that all this suffering is your own fault as a sinner. Jesus doesn't want you to suffer, He wants you to repent and become a True Christian™.

You can do that. You must drop this act of poverty and attention-seeking behavior. You are probably too young to repent or be baptized (Mark 16:16, John 3:18, Hebrews 3:19) so this will have to wait a few years. In the meantime, I hope that your elders teach you to speak properly and to fear God and feel the gratitude for deserved corporeal punishments brought upon you by your depraved state as a sinner.You must learn how to to obey (Deuteronomy 11:27) and fear (Ecclesiastes 8:12) and believe (John 3:18): only thereafter can you get away from this unncessary suffering that you have caused yourself (Romans 11:35-36).

How dare you accuse God for allowing you to suffer! He instructed your ancestors not to sin! Blame them. You are an idiot but there is hope if you follow the path I adviced you to take. You will see that God is RIGHTEOUS (Revelation 16:5) and GOOD (Zephaniah 3:17).

You must start now, child. God hates you as a sinner. He has a special place for you. You think you are suffering now?! Wait and see!

Matthew 13:41-43

The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
[uppity child dismissed]

The Truth about Frances? Possibly a "gay marriage ceremony" between him and his "boyfriend"?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer