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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-07-2010, 10:54 PM
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I 20, female and live in the UK. I'm not looking for a husband for a few years but what do you think my chances are?
I would describe myself as feisty, strong willed and determined. I can cook well enough to survive and have a good education (I'm still a student). I enjoy sports and am slim, petite and blonde haired.
Be nice!

More so than any other person here, I can speak to your situation.

I HAD a husband once-- a god fearing, Bible reading, substantial tithing fella who didn't plague me with constant demands for sex.

He was handsome, well-dressed, gentlemanly, and hard working. He would have gone to any lengths to keep me happy in our home. In fact, he once said to me, (when I wanted to get a job at a place about four miles away), "I work so hard to give you a nice home here. Why would you want to leave it?"

What ruined this heaven on earth for me was higher education. It wasn't enough that I had graduated high school with a 12th grade reading level ( which I was at since I was 11 years old, so really, where was there to go?). No, I had to answer the demon call of college.

In English I read stories about uppity women. In algebra, I got headaches trying to work out simultaneous quadratic equations and slept so much when I got home that I forgot to remind my husband about his parents' 49th wedding anniversary. I can't even begin to detail how biology and anthropology led me astray.

Soon, community college wasn't enough, and I sought out more educational opportunities. By then, I had lost the only man willing to put a ring on my finger. Now, I am well-educated and alone. My few remaining eggs are past their sell-by date and all I have to show for my childless state are unstretched out boobs silent knitting needles that will never be called upon to make little, blue, soldier booties for Christ.

Put aside your books and brush up on your baking, my child. Men know what they want. And I man who says he wants intelligent conversation with a woman really means that he wants a woman who agrees with his opinions. Trust me, that's easier to do if you aren't too smart.

I will pray for you and your little ova in waiting.

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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-08-2010, 07:24 AM
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So now you've broken your back? You sure are accident prone.

I would suggest you only marry a man willing to put a large insurance policy on you (if he can get one) odds are you'll make him a wealthy man one day.
Huh? I had a broken back when I started posting here. A broken foot as well but that wouldn't matter quite as much if I was pregnant.
I'm not sure, but I don't think our life insurance works the same way as it does for you over the pond.
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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-08-2010, 07:50 AM
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Huh? I had a broken back when I started posting here. A broken foot as well but that wouldn't matter quite as much if I was pregnant.
I'm not sure, but I don't think our life insurance works the same way as it does for you over the pond.
Why would you want to break your foot and back at the same time?

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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-08-2010, 08:48 AM
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Why would you want to break your foot and back at the same time?
Haha, I didn't want to!
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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-08-2010, 08:52 AM
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Haha, I didn't want to!
Then why did you.

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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-08-2010, 09:17 AM
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Then why did you.
I had a fall, and broke my back and foot when I hit the floor I'm such a dunce haha.
Handmaiden- that's very sad. Are there any opportunities for you to meet other men or do you feel that you only had one chance?
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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-08-2010, 11:33 AM
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I had a fall, and broke my back and foot when I hit the floor I'm such a dunce haha.
Were you intoxicated?

Or are you just so obese that you kind of roll around everywhere?


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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-08-2010, 02:53 PM
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Were you intoxicated?

Or are you just so obese that you kind of roll around everywhere?
Haha, no, I'm not obese, I'm a size 8 over here so.... an American size 4 I think. Maybe not, but I weigh 8 stone so I'm not exactly heavy.
I was trying to get a ball that we had kicked onto the roof (I got nominated because I was the lightest!) and the roof collapsed.
Anyway, there is no way a fat person would have been able to squeeze out of the window and climb onto the roof in the first place
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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-08-2010, 03:06 PM
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Haha, no, I'm not obese, I'm a size 8 over here so.... an American size 4 I think. Maybe not, but I weigh 8 stone so I'm not exactly heavy.
I was trying to get a ball that we had kicked onto the roof (I got nominated because I was the lightest!) and the roof collapsed.
Anyway, there is no way a fat person would have been able to squeeze out of the window and climb onto the roof in the first place
Why were you playing children's games if you are 20? Also a woman should not be climbing on roofs.

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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-08-2010, 03:17 PM
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Why were you playing children's games if you are 20? Also a woman should not be climbing on roofs.
Only negros should be climbing on roofs. The sun is hot up there, and someone could fall, as this fat harlot has shown.

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Why were you playing children's games if you are 20? Also a woman should not be climbing on roofs.
Haha, football is still fun! I agree, people shouldn't climb on a roof unless they have to, even men.
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Anyway, there is no way a fat person would have been able to squeeze out of the window and climb onto the roof in the first place
Frankly my dear, you are scaring me now. "Petite" on a hot tin roof? I'm not buying it.

Did you try to kill yourself? You know that's a horrible sin, right?

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Haha, football is still fun! I agree, people shouldn't climb on a roof unless they have to, even men.
A woman playing football, now that's funny.
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A woman playing football, now that's funny.
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A woman playing football, now that's funny.
No, football. Not American football. I think you guys call it soccer.
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No, football. Not American football. I think you guys call it soccer.
To Wide Open- as explained above, it was an accident and I was not trying to kill myself. I love my life and don't particularly want to leave it at this stage.
Well if you meant to say soccer why didn't you? This is America after all.
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Well if you meant to say soccer why didn't you? This is America after all.
You don't wear a jockstrap when you're playing our football. Why do they wear so much padding and stuff in American football? Rugby has just the same level of contact and you don't see Martin Johnson prancing around with shoulder pads.
Also, I'm not in America. Here, football is the sport played by David Beckham and co.
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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-08-2010, 04:54 PM
You never did answer my question as to whether or not you are still a virgin. All this talk of women and sports has also got me to thinking you might have some latent homosexual tendencies.

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Also, I'm not in America. Here, football is the sport played by David Beckham and co.
I understand now.

I think.

I mean, it's not like "like my peroxide hair ladies" Beckham would play "soccah" in the US, would he? That would be too "Posh" wouldn't it?

Holy cow woman, you are just not making sense here! Are you sure it was just your back and your foot?

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Default Re: What do you think? - 08-08-2010, 06:45 PM
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I understand now.

I think.

I mean, it's not like "like my peroxide hair ladies" Beckham would play "soccah" in the US, would he? That would be too "Posh" wouldn't it?

Holy cow woman, you are just not making sense here! Are you sure it was just your back and your foot?
Haha, Beckham played "football" here until he got too old and then some American team gave him a lot of money to come and play for them. So now he plays "football" but calls it "soccer" to keep his American bosses happy and keep the paychecks coming. Actually I have no idea why you guys call it soccer... any ideas what he origin of that is?
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