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Smile Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 09-15-2011, 10:35 AM


I was going to delete your message and toddle off on my little way but the Lord had other ideas I think. The difference between me and you is that like the Lord I can quote scripture chapter and verse (while not as indepth as Him) too but I understand it also which you clearly do not.

Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged (KJV and NKJV). You might want to actually read your bible once now and then or maybe actually get one.

Luke 6:27 But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you,

Luke 6:28 Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you.

Luke 6:29 And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloke forbid not to take thy coat also.

Luke 6:30 Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that taketh away thy goods ask them not again.

Luke 6:31 And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise.

Luke 6:32 For if ye love them which love you, what thank have ye? for sinners also love those that love them.

Luke 6:33 And if ye do good to them which do good to you, what thank have ye? for sinners also do even the same.

Luke 6:34 And if ye lend to them of whom ye hope to receive, what thank have ye? for sinners also lend to sinners, to receive as much again.

Luke 6:35 But love ye your enemies, and do good, and lend, hoping for nothing again; and your reward shall be great, and ye shall be the children of the Highest: for he is kind unto the unthankful and to the evil.

Luke 6:36 Be ye therefore merciful, as your Father also is merciful (KJV and NKJV).

And as for you pastor Zeke,
Matthew 5:22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: "but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire". please call me a fool again, repent and appologise for your sinful comment

He who puts the 'STUD" into studying huh? that would be a lustful comment if ever I saw one as the term "Stud" is a very sexuallised comment unless your calling yourself a button or a peice of wood in a wall. Here is the definition of the word in part; 1. stud Slang. a man who is notably virile and sexually active (really? you sinner you). 2. stud any male animal kept for breeding. 3. stud a group of horses or other animals kept for breeding. 4. stud an establishment, as a farm, where horses are kept for breeding. 5. stud a number of horses or other animals bred or kept by one owner. 6. (n.) stud a studhorse or stallion. Very un Christianly of you. Me thinks Pastor Stud you be a wolf amongst the sheep leading them astray. While I may not know your true heart my spiddy sence says that your are indeed a sinner and not even remotely christian but only Father knows that for sure so I will make no final judgement of your status.

I dont need to provide scriptural quotes if you were an open christian the Lord would have spoken to you in your heart to confirm what I said. You have been judged by your own words and ingnorance, repent for it was not me who was being tested. The Lord commands us to love our enemy, the idolitor, homosexual, thief, prostitues, murder, and all those other people you spew hatred, arrogance and unforgiveness towards.
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I'd like to reference 2 verses of the Bible:

John 3:17 - " For God did not send his Son into the world to CONDEMN the world, but to SAVE the world through him."

Luke 6:37- "Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.

We are not supposed to be condemning people but we are to love them and tell them the truth. Ask most non-Christians and they will say that Christians are hypocritical, condemning, self righteous people that think they are better than everyone else and I don't blame them. Christianity is all about love and forgiveness and people have twisted that into something that it was never intended to be. And we wonder why people don't want to be Christians. We are to be like Jesus and to do that we have to subscribe to the whole Bible, seek after God, and love people. I plead with you to really look into this. I don't mean to be condemning at all btw, I just need to speak the truth.

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Woo Hoo nice to know there are other "un saved" christian "trash" like me on here. well said.
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I was going to delete your message and toddle off on my little way but the Lord had other ideas I think. The difference between me and you is that like the Lord I can quote scripture chapter and verse (while not as indepth as Him) too but I understand it also which you clearly do not.

Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged (KJV and NKJV). You might want to actually read your bible once now and then or maybe actually get one.
Better take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.


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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 01-31-2012, 06:14 PM

You people are insane, I cannot believe what I have just read. I would seriously consider psychiatric help if I were you.
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You people are insane, I cannot believe what I have just read. I would seriously consider psychiatric help if I were you.
What makes you think we are "insane"? Perhaps you misunderstood something you read. Could you post a link to whatever it is that has you confused?


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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 01-31-2012, 06:30 PM

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What makes you think we are "insane"? Perhaps you misunderstood something you read. Could you post a link to whatever it is that has you confused?
I think the entire thread perhaps?
Or maybe the entire site, J.K Rowling is not a witch LOL
She wrote a series of childrens books about magic and suddenly "she sold her soul to satan" "is a slut" for having an abusive husband who abandoned her and their 3 month old daughter in portugal, therefore she moved back to england, struggled with single parenthood, and made money from doing what she loved, and found a decent man who loved and respected her, whom she is still with, hardly makes her a slut or a witch. The lot of you are so judgemental of somebody, claiming she is trying to "possess" young minds through her novels.
I struggle to believe it is all to do with religion, most of it is jealousy of how she has made something of herself from being practically nothing. You lot just want to pick holes in her and her life to make yourselves feel better, what life do you really live if you sit around devoting yourself to an ancient book, whose contents have no proof of ever happening?
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I think the entire thread perhaps?
Or maybe the entire site, J.K Rowling is not a witch LOL
She wrote a series of childrens books about magic and suddenly "she sold her soul to satan" "is a slut" for having an abusive husband who abandoned her and their 3 month old daughter in portugal, therefore she moved back to england, struggled with single parenthood, and made money from doing what she loved, and found a decent man who loved and respected her, whom she is still with, hardly makes her a slut or a witch. The lot of you are so judgemental of somebody, claiming she is trying to "possess" young minds through her novels.
I struggle to believe it is all to do with religion, most of it is jealousy of how she has made something of herself from being practically nothing. You lot just want to pick holes in her and her life to make yourselves feel better, what life do you really live if you sit around devoting yourself to an ancient book, whose contents have no proof of ever happening?
Wow, you sure do know a lot about this harlot. Are you a stalker?


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This good Christian woman knows how to teach kids about Harry Potter.

She would make a lovely wife. I think I may have a bit of a crush on her.



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You people are insane, I cannot believe what I have just read. I would seriously consider psychiatric help if I were you.
Please explain the popularity of the Harry Potter series outside Satanic aid.

From a TRUE Christian view point reading the books, outside her disgusting appeasement of witchcraft her stories are little more that pandering to her audience id with Voldermort a shallow caricature of Adolph Hitler in a Halloween costume and every agonist in the story little two dimensional stereotypes whose only goal in life it to do it for the LUZ, even it kills them. While at first the main character are endearing they develop in the course of the stories into a bunch of whinny, cowardly brats in a pure inversion of a coming of age story. Yes Harry, Hormine and the red head kid get more immature as time goes on for them.

Even worse the books abound with heavy handed plot destroying Deus ex Machina that she has to constantly walk back. This is all topped off with horrible plot hole like why don't these super powered wizards who loath normal people rule the world that she can't be bothered to explain.

I suppose if your a paranoid longing for your child hood, Harry Potter is it, but for the rest of the human race I fail to see the attraction. Simple logic leaves us with the conclusion Rowling sold her soul to Satan to sell a lot of books.



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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 01-31-2012, 06:48 PM

Obviously not, she knows the correct information about J K Rowling to base her opinions on. Something I'd suggest you did seeing as pretty much all your accusations are incorrect.
and lol, i agree with her about rather going to hell and seeing satan. im gonna piffle him after we've finished destroying lives and getting high
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Obviously not, she knows the correct information about J K Rowling to base her opinions on. Something I'd suggest you did seeing as pretty much all your accusations are incorrect.
and lol, i agree with her about rather going to hell and seeing satan. im gonna piffle him after we've finished destroying lives and getting high
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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 01-31-2012, 06:52 PM

no I am not a stalker, I just watched a biography about her on channel 5, maybe you should watch it too, help you understand what a hard life she really had, and if your precious little God was real, he wouldn't have let the work of a woman posessed by satan become popular all over the world, I am currently reading half blood prince, [*potty mouth babbling deleted*]
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your all crazy. ITS A FICTION STORY. Much like the bible
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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 01-31-2012, 06:56 PM

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your all crazy. ITS A FICTION STORY. Much like the bible
What? How is God's instruction manual for behaviour and morals and account of His deeds and plans for the end of the world anything like the satanic tale of Potter?



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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 01-31-2012, 07:05 PM

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no I am not a stalker, I just watched a biography about her on channel 5, maybe you should watch it too, help you understand what a hard life she really had, and if your precious little God was real, he wouldn't have let the work of a woman posessed by satan become popular all over the world, I am currently reading half blood prince, [*potty mouth babbling deleted*]
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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 01-31-2012, 08:06 PM

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Please explain the popularity of the Harry Potter series outside Satanic aid.

From a TRUE Christian view point reading the books, outside her disgusting appeasement of witchcraft her stories are little more that pandering to her audience id with Voldermort a shallow caricature of Adolph Hitler in a Halloween costume and every agonist in the story little two dimensional stereotypes whose only goal in life it to do it for the LUZ, even it kills them. While at first the main character are endearing they develop in the course of the stories into a bunch of whinny, cowardly brats in a pure inversion of a coming of age story. Yes Harry, Hormine and the red head kid get more immature as time goes on for them.

Even worse the books abound with heavy handed plot destroying Deus ex Machina that she has to constantly walk back. This is all topped off with horrible plot hole like why don't these super powered wizards who loath normal people rule the world that she can't be bothered to explain.

I suppose if your a paranoid longing for your child hood, Harry Potter is it, but for the rest of the human race I fail to see the attraction. Simple logic leaves us with the conclusion Rowling sold her soul to Satan to sell a lot of books.
So all your Potter's fans want to just rage out your butt hurt or do you have the balls to respond to my points? Face it, your precious books are nothing more than a celebration of immaturity and the tantrums your are throwing proves it.



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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 01-31-2012, 09:15 PM

had to make a bible basher name and wait a few hours until i could re register without getting banned, which trust me i had several attempts at, you are so caught up in your fantasy you are refusing to see the truth, it reminds me of a time when i was young and the ministry of magic was slandering harry for telling the truth about voldemort returning, merely covering up and hiding the facts, while attempting to shut him up, rather than face the truth, the admins here are now doing the same to me, we witches and wizards have caused no trouble in your society (the good of us at least) yet you choose to generalise us as a whole and think we are all bad, when in fact that information is false
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Default Re: MORE PROOF THAT JK ROWLING IS A WITCH!!! - 01-31-2012, 09:22 PM

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What? How is God's instruction manual for behaviour and morals and account of His deeds and plans for the end of the world anything like the satanic tale of Potter?

they are both pure fiction, that is how
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