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Default The Lesser Races are so Ungrateful - 05-03-2017, 12:49 PM

For over two years, I have seen the colored man who sweeps the floors at a business near me go about his job in all kinds of weather. He arrives on time and rarely misses a day at work.

Realizing this is unusual for coloreds, I decided to give him a special blessing by recognizing this effort. I walked up to him and said, "The Lord bless you, brother. You people are always receiving criticism because of your innate savagery and lesser intelligence, but there are those of us who notice how different YOU are. I just wanted to say keep up the good work."

I then handed him a container of watermelon and a brand new King James Bible (not the kind with a family tree in the front, because I figured it would take him forever to figure it out). He became very rude, said he was a follower of Allah, and that I could place my watermelon - well, I won't say where he told me to place it. THIS is why God made us the way He made us. He knew that white people would be faithful to His image (as He intended).

I still held this man up in prayer last night. I called his boss a little while ago and informed him of the incident. The boss was very apologetic; the first words out of his mouth were "I'm sorry."

Well, his full statement was "I'm sorry that not everyone meets up to your expectations and perhaps it's best that you don't patronize my business or speak to my employees anymore." I think that was a thoughtful thing to say.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: The Lesser Races are so Ungrateful - 05-03-2017, 08:48 PM

Wow you are so piffleing racist. Really "lesser races" you call yourself a follower of christ but yet you cant follow his ways. God loves eveyone no matter what color they are. 🖕
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Default Re: The Lesser Races are so Ungrateful - 05-03-2017, 11:09 PM

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Hello lady, and welcome to our friendly forums! I DARE you to find a passage in the Holy Bible that says, "God loves everyone no matter what color they are." I'll even settle for "God loves everyone."


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: The Lesser Races are so Ungrateful - 05-03-2017, 11:26 PM

I agree, Brother Larry. We give these people their daily bread, even though the Lord has said they should work for it. We pay for their housing, which they then use to sell the crack. We allow them to attend our schools, which they disrupt until they drop out. We allow them to drive, but they use that right to menace everyone else on the roads. In short, we give them everything and they still want more. They reject the Lord, as your sweeper did, they corrupt the youth with the rap and the saggy pants and they are all armed with stolen armaments. Short of all out war and a general massacre, I admit that I have no idea what to do about this situation.


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Default Re: The Lesser Races are so Ungrateful - 05-04-2017, 12:04 AM

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Hello lady, and welcome to our friendly forums! I DARE you to find a passage in the Holy Bible that says, "God loves everyone no matter what color they are." I'll even settle for "God loves everyone."
A wonderful and Godly request, Sister Mary. We wait patiently while our new poster thumbs through her Bible. She is saying, "Gosh, I thought it was right here. Hmm, this may take a while."

While we wait, we can rejoice in our own superior knowledge of the Bible and our certainty that God is pleased with us here at Landover Baptist.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: The Lesser Races are so Ungrateful - 05-04-2017, 12:37 AM

Brother Larry, now I'm not defending this man's reaction (which was needlessly rude), but maybe he reacted that way because he was surprised! After all, people of his race don't often receive praise from others. I hope he eventually learns how to take a compliment.
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Brother Larry, now I'm not defending this man's reaction (which was needlessly rude), but maybe he reacted that way because he was surprised! After all, people of his race don't often receive praise from others. I hope he eventually learns how to take a compliment.

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Your comment displays Christian virtues and I must say I completely agree. Imagine what it must be like to walk around all black and stuff in a world where white is the culturally acceptable norm! I question whether I could do it. In fact, it might save stress for the nigras if they would just stay indoors among their own unfortunate people. We could send them food once a week (for a modest fee). This would remove them from our welfare rolls and there would be more money for President Trump to build the glorious wall.


On another topic, might I inquire what "government" folks are seeking your whereabouts? God protects those who fear Him (Psalm 34:7), so be at peace, friend. We True Christians™ understand the persecution being perpetrated by the liberals quite well. Daily we are faced with the chance that our religious freedoms will be taken from us. This is an outrage, but one we handle boldly through prayer and always doing the right thing. We hope that our Republican Congress will enact legislation banning the freedom to practice anything but Bible-based Baptist principles in the USA. This is what true religious liberty means, after all: the right to serve God as a Baptist while crushing liberal religions like so many brittle pieces of glass.


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Wow you are so piffleing racist. Really "lesser races" you call yourself a follower of christ but yet you cant follow his ways. God loves eveyone no matter what color they are. 🖕
That is so untrue. There is a reason why He separated different races, and different genders. Men and women are different and have different places according to the Bible, with the male in a superior position.
The same happen with races. I am from a lesser race. This handicap I have does not make me hate God, no, it makes me appreciate Him. Because He does not love me because of my color, He loves me because I dedicate my life to praise Him. I pray without ceasing, as ordered in the Bible (1 Thessalonians 5:17)

All He wants is you to dedicate your life to Him. That you are His servant. Completely dedicated to follow His word (KJV 1611)


Speaking about servants, the Bible is clear: Canaan has to pay for the sins of His father Ham.


From Genesis 9:


20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:


21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.


22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.


23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.


24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.


25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.



So the story goes like this: Noah gets drunk, lays naked, and his youngest enter and sees him naked. And then, Noah curses his grandson (why? I don't know, I don't ask, God works in mysterious ways)
All of us that are descendants of Canaan HAVE to be servants in order to obey the Bible.


It does not matter if the law of the man says that we are free. Being free for a nigro or a mexican is a way to disobey the law of God, and therefore a ticket to Hell. One way.

Of course, the use of "unto him" in Genesis 9:24 makes me wonder if what Ham did was something more than "seeing" his father naked. It is a bit suspicious.


Anyway, I know I am serving God by serving white anglo-saxon Baptists. Mowing the lawn, building a wall, cooking tacos at the american style, all of that fills my spirit and make me closer to reach Heaven.


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Hello lady, and welcome to our friendly forums! I DARE you to find a passage in the Holy Bible that says, "God loves everyone no matter what color they are." I'll even settle for "God loves everyone."
Hello [PORTMANTEAU REFERRING TO ONE'S HEAD AND A MAN'S GENITALIA REMOVED BY MODERATOR]. hello [ANOTHER ELEMENTARY PORTMANTEAU MASQUERADING AS CLEVER, REFERRING TO THE FACE OF A PERSON AND THE SACRED ACT OF COPULATION WITHIN A LAWFUL MARRIAGE OF ONE MAN AND ONE WOMAN OF THE SAME RACE, ETHNIC BACKGROUND, AND POLITICAL OUTLOOK REMOVED BY MODERATOR]. hello [EVEN MORE COLORFUL LANGUAGE CLEARLY LEARNED DURING FORCED SUPPLICATION IN THE BACK OF THE SACRISTY REMOVED BY MODERATOR, WHEN ONE LACKS REASON OR WIT, ONE RELIES ON RUN ON SENTENCES, APPARENTLY]. Hello you waste of semen. Where the hell does it say white people are the superior race. Oh yeah nowhere hahahahhahaha

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For someone who says she reads the Holy Bible, you sure do skip a lot of parts. Perhaps you would benefit from Pastor Billy-Reuben's celebrated and awarded sermon here: Where did the races come from? For the sake of transparency, there are spoilers in the book of Genesis.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: The Lesser Races are so Ungrateful - 05-05-2017, 03:42 AM

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God loves eveyone no matter what color they are. ��
Yes that is true but Jah loves the Black man more than he loves white people.

Also you should know that these Baptists are white people and so they are racists but they are no more racist than other white people. All white people are racist against the Black man so that is no surprise. I have found that these Baptists are completely normal American people of the kind you find here in Babylon. I have made a study of them as part of my education here in America.


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Default Re: The Lesser Races are so Ungrateful - 05-06-2017, 09:59 PM

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Pastor Billy-Reuben's celebrated and awarded sermon here: Where did the races come from? For the sake of transparency, there are spoilers in the book of Genesis.
The Freehold Public Elementary School requires memorization of Pastor Billy Reuben's sermon and diagrams. Our children leave school with a clear idea of where the races come from and why they must remain separate.

Our friends here would also benefit from memorizing this information. Mr. "I Man" in particular should know why we at Landover Baptist do not condone interracial dating and marriage. It is not prejudice against people of his race. Instead, it is merely trying to carry out the will of God.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Watermelon Re: The Lesser Races are so Ungrateful - 05-12-2017, 03:20 PM

Sadly, I've found every single negroid, be it a nigra or nigress, to be a rude and ungrateful creature. I have hound dogs more appreciative of my tolerance of their existence. It is no wonder God would never permit a single one of those smelly beasts in Heaven.
In my near 60 years of life, I have learned that you must watch the negroid constantly or he will slack off, steal or rape white women (who often are too ashamed to admit it and therefore they are raped, daily in most cases).
Some times, when I am driving though my fields, checking on the over seers, I'll point to a nigra toiling away and motion for him to be brought to me. I will beat the evil out of him to bring him within a inch of his life (A dead nigra is more worthless than a live one) and have him begging Jesus for Salvation. This is a terrific lesson for all the rest of the savages watching out of the corners of their sneaky eyes.
These being have no idea how much I care, how it pains me to know how evil they are.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Jesus Re: The Lesser Races are so Ungrateful - 05-13-2017, 03:40 AM

Brother James,


I wept a little (in a manly way) as I read your post. The concern you have for those worthless people's soul is amazing and to be commended. You are showing just enough love to bring them to Jesus, but not so much that it seems gay or a waste of time. You are going to be rewarded at the end of life's road for this, Brother. I can envision Jesus giving some consideration to allowing one or two of your slaves to see what Heaven is like. Whether He would let them stay is of course up to Him.


May His Hands be an ever present help for you, my friend.


BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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