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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-28-2010, 08:03 PM

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What tells the trees to start budding? What tells the sun to rise? What tells the birds to fly north or south? Who makes babies? The Lord God does it all
By budding you mean growing into flowers and stuff? If so, I guess the right temperature, the sun doesn't rise technocally, we move in a orbit around the sun , the birds have that automatically imprinted in their brains, we make babies, by inserting our sperm so it goes into an egg and starts growing

These answers are a bit short and don't explain it all, but I'm not an expert in these things, but I can look all of them up for you. And by the way, the guy that made the video, did it as a joke. He's not a Christian at all. This already shows that the people actually believing all of this are not the smartest people out there :O, here: http://www.youtube.com/user/EdwardCu.../1/_ZlRNu3f-qY

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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-28-2010, 08:07 PM

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By budding you mean growing into flowers and stuff? If so, I guess the right temperature, the sun doesn't rise technocally, we move in a orbit around the sun , the birds have that automatically imprinted in their brains, we make babies, by inserting our sperm so it goes into an egg and starts growing

These answers are a bit short and don't explain it all, but I'm not an expert in these things, but I can look all of them up for you. And by the way, the guy that made the video, did it as a joke. He's not a Christian at all. This already shows that the people actually believing all of this are not the smartest people out there :O, here: http://www.youtube.com/user/EdwardCu.../1/_ZlRNu3f-qY

his channel.

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So why don't trees start to bud during warm spells in winter? We've had an unusually warm winter (cursed by god for holding those heathen worshipping Olympics), yet the trees did not bud.

The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, I can see that with my own eyes.

How is such a thing imprinted into a birds brain? God put it there.

And babies are created by God.


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-28-2010, 08:22 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq92BI8FuW4 , here this is how the earth moves around the sun, and for us onthe earth, it's like you said, but what's actually going on, is us moving around the sun, caused by the gravitational pull. Not gods will.

http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/birds.asp , this is an article about birds.

How babies are made: http://www.babycentre.co.uk/preconce...babiesaremade/

and for the trees part, it's just a sort of system they follow, I'll find something for that later.

I'm just pointing out, that for everything there is an explanation which isn't god.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-28-2010, 09:39 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq92BI8FuW4 , here this is how the earth moves around the sun, and for us onthe earth, it's like you said, but what's actually going on, is us moving around the sun, caused by the gravitational pull. Not gods will.

http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/birds.asp , this is an article about birds.

How babies are made: http://www.babycentre.co.uk/preconce...babiesaremade/

and for the trees part, it's just a sort of system they follow, I'll find something for that later.

I'm just pointing out, that for everything there is an explanation which isn't god.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-29-2010, 04:26 PM

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That video is an excellent summary of the proper Christian attitude toward arrogant know-nothings, uneducated braggarts, illiterate provincials, and other scientific types.

"The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc." -- Jerry Falwell, Finding Inner Peace and Strength

God knows all, and is eternal. In the Bible He gave a compendium of ultimate and perfect wisdom to mankind. We can make an educated guess at what God considered important by looking at what He chose to put into His great book.

God believes it is important that mankind know that He killed King Jehoram by making his intestines fall out of his ass. God considers knowledge of King Jehoram's prolapse more important than knowing about electricity, antibiotics, or higher math.

In fact, the Omniscient Scientist apparently thinks science in general is not very important -- the Bible reveals nothing about atomic theory, or stoichiometric chemistry, or optics. It would have been very useful for God's children to have binoculars during their military campaigns in Canaan -- not to mention weapons made of high-carbon steel! -- but God did not think lenses and metallurgy important enough to mention in His Book of Wisdom.

So it is very likely that God really doesn't want mankind to have refrigerators and televisions, heart surgery and painless dentistry. Looking at the wisdom God passed on to mankind in His book of eternal wisdom, it seems that God really prefers mankind to live in an early-Iron-Age society.

Much like the Dark Ages of Europe, with Baptists instead of Catholics as the Godly elite.

I am cast into gloom by our modern, anti-God society. It is simply not Biblical. And it is the fault of scientists and technologists. Bastards!

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I hate to tell you all, but this video is making fun of Christianity. It was made by a comedian. If you go on youtube an look at the description, it says "EdwardCurrent — June 02, 2007 — My indisputable Biblical proof that atheists are deluded and stupid. (Yes, this is a SATIRE.) Category: Comedy "

I find it funny that you all did not realize this.
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-29-2010, 04:33 PM

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I hate to tell you all, but this video is making fun of Christianity. It was made by a comedian. If you go on youtube an look at the description, it says "EdwardCurrent — June 02, 2007 — My indisputable Biblical proof that atheists are deluded and stupid. (Yes, this is a true religion.) Category: Comedy "
What's wrong with comedy? Mr. Current has a good sense of humour, but the messages of his videos are as serious as you can get! So what exactly is your point?

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I think you are the funny guy here.


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-29-2010, 05:16 PM

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What's wrong with comedy? Mr. Current has a good sense of humour, but the messages of his videos are as serious as you can get! So what exactly is your point?



I think you are the funny guy here.
No, I don't think you understood me correctly. I'll try posting the description of the video again.

"EdwardCurrent — June 02, 2007 — My indisputable Biblical proof that atheists are deluded and stupid. (Yes, this is true religion.)
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-29-2010, 09:08 PM

Yo Matthew, I also said that a couple of posts earlier, but they don't seem to realise it
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-29-2010, 09:16 PM

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By budding you mean growing into flowers and stuff? If so, I guess the right temperature, the sun doesn't rise technocally, we move in a orbit around the sun , the birds have that automatically imprinted in their brains, we make babies, by inserting our sperm so it goes into an egg and starts growing

These answers are a bit short and don't explain it all, but I'm not an expert in these things, but I can look all of them up for you. And by the way, the guy that made the video, did it as a joke. He's not a Christian at all. This already shows that the people actually believing all of this are not the smartest people out there :O, here: http://www.youtube.com/user/EdwardCu.../1/_ZlRNu3f-qY

his channel.

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Why do you think that the earth is located in just the right spot so that the trees have just enough sunshine to grow and produce flowers. You think it was pure coincidence? No, GOD DID IT, just like it says in Genesis (KJV).
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-29-2010, 09:24 PM

Well to be honest, I do think it's coincidince. We're really lucky to be honest. There are so many variables that have caused us to be here right now, like comets containing carbon, and other organic materials helping this earth to grow.

It's just luck dude. That's why out of all those planets out there, at the moment we're the only known planet to have life on it.

But what I'm saying probably won't have an effect on you since you were proably raised by this religion since you were just a baby. However, I've been to a Protestantism primary school, so from 1st grade, all the way to 6th we had prayer every morning, afternoon, and read the bible every morning and did all sort of other stuff, yet, I still don't belief in it. Over the years I've seen how the Evolution theory just has way more sense into it. It's just so obvious if you try to believe it, there is so much evidence to support it, rather than just a book telling stories and maybe a few art works. We're talking about fossils here, actual PROOF.

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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-29-2010, 11:43 PM

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Well to be honest, I do think it's coincidince. We're really lucky to be honest. There are so many variables that have caused us to be here right now, like comets containing carbon, and other organic materials helping this earth to grow.

It's just luck dude. That's why out of all those planets out there, at the moment we're the only known planet to have life on it.

But what I'm saying probably won't have an effect on you since you were proably raised by this religion since you were just a baby. However, I've been to a Protestantism primary school, so from 1st grade, all the way to 6th we had prayer every morning, afternoon, and read the bible every morning and did all sort of other stuff, yet, I still don't belief in it. Over the years I've seen how the Evolution theory just has way more sense into it. It's just so obvious if you try to believe it, there is so much evidence to support it, rather than just a book telling stories and maybe a few art works. We're talking about fossils here, actual PROOF.

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Dude I've asked for proof that god is real and all I get is backwoods attacks nothing definitive no straight answers, I would rather debate religion with a scientologist
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-30-2010, 12:01 PM

Hmm yeah, they answer the question, by asking questions themselves, like: how do birds know how to fly? Or something similar. Everything that isn't immediatly obvious is for them related to god...
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Well to be honest, I do think it's coincidince. We're really lucky to be honest. There are so many variables that have caused us to be here right now, like comets containing carbon, and other organic materials helping this earth to grow.
You come here criticizing our beliefs, yet you yourself are prepared to take an enormous leap of faith in declaring that life, including people, assembled themselves from mud. What a stupid fairytale evolution is!

And of course, the usual evolutionist solution to a problem: throw comets at it until it disappears.

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Over the years I've seen how the Evolution theory just has way more sense into it. It's just so obvious if you try to believe it, there is so much evidence to support it, rather than just a book telling stories and maybe a few art works. We're talking about fossils here, actual PROOF.
God has spoken to man in the Bible. When did fossils ever speak? How can some fossil or stone layer possibly know more about Earth history than the Creator of that very earth? Why do you worship rocks and bones?

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Dude I've asked for proof that god is real and all I get is backwoods attacks nothing definitive no straight answers, I would rather debate religion with a scientologist
Then do that! We didn't ask you to come here! We've given you proof, I believe, which you were unable to deny. If you cannot bear your defeat, please leave this place. Otherwise, please be so mature to surrender your life to Jesus.

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Hmm yeah, they answer the question, by asking questions themselves, like: how do birds know how to fly? Or something similar. Everything that isn't immediatly obvious is for them related to god...
That is stupid. Many obvious things are related to God as well. Like the earthquake in Haiti, for example: we know how earthquakes work, but we still realize that this is God punishing the voodoo-worshipping Haitians.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-30-2010, 02:54 PM

This may have already been brought up in the 54 pages of discussion but the video presented was made by an Atheist as a satire. Here is the description given in the video:

"My indisputable Biblical proof that atheists are deluded and stupid. (Yes, this is a SATIRE.)"

Also, note that the category is given as "comedy". Here is the direct link to the video to view for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkhQL...ayer_embedded#
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This may have already been brought up in the 54 pages of discussion but the video presented was made by an Atheist as a true religion. Here is the description given in the video:

"My indisputable Biblical proof that atheists are deluded and stupid. (Yes, this is a true religion.)"

Also, note that the category is given as "comedy". Here is the direct link to the video to view for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkhQL...ayer_embedded#
Thank you. People have been pointing this out already, and then I didn't have the slightest idea what they were talking about either. Could you please try to make sense?


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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
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Thank you. People have been pointing this out already, and then I didn't have the slightest idea what they were talking about either. Could you please try to make sense?
Well, I'll try to explain. The person that made the video does not believe in God. He made the video as a joke, taking on the "character" of someone who believes in God (through his eyes) to show how he feels that belief in God is ridiculous.

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Well, I'll try to explain. The person that made the video does not believe in God. He made the video as a joke, taking on the "character" of someone who believes in God (through his eyes) to show how he feels that belief in God is ridiculous.

Hope that helps.
I'm sorry, but that makes no sense. Why would he think this makes religion ridiculous? He only makes many True Christian™ statements, effectively destroying atheism. He clearly is a Godly Man. Is this a trick of yours to get us to disbelieve what mr. Current says?


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
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Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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I'm sorry, but that makes no sense. Why would he think this makes religion ridiculous? He only makes many True Christian™ statements, effectively destroying atheism. He clearly is a Godly Man. Is this a trick of yours to get us to disbelieve what mr. Current says?
Uhm, no. He's speaking the truth.. not some sort of tric or lie or satanic saying or whatever you want to call it. That guy is a comedian. Seeing as you guys don't seem to know that by now shows how deep you are into this. No wonder no one can ever win an argument from you guys, you are so convinced your view is right, that you don't even look at other ones, but just see them as rubbish :S
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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-30-2010, 10:16 PM

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Uhm, no. He's speaking the truth.. not some sort of tric or lie or satanic saying or whatever you want to call it. That guy is a comedian. Seeing as you guys don't seem to know that by now shows how deep you are into this. No wonder no one can ever win an argument from you guys, you are so convinced your view is right, that you don't even look at other ones, but just see them as rubbish :S
You make no sense.
Again, the arguments presented by mr. Current here are nothing short of Godly. Are you saying mr. Current works for Satan, but is then in turn used by God, as he otherwise would be unable to make Godly videos like this, so that, in fact he, despite being a satanist, is still a tool of God? I don't understand you at all. Wouldn't it be better for you to actually address the points mr. Current made, instead of cowardly attacking his integrity?


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Default Re: PROOF God is REAL! - 03-30-2010, 10:30 PM

Just read the video's description. "Mr.Current" even says "Yes this is a Satire." Do you know what a satire is?
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