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Post Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-26-2008, 09:07 PM

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The hemp plant (scientific name: cannabis, nickname: marijuana) is one of the many useful herbs "yielding seed after its kind" (Genesis 1:12) blessed on the third day of creation and presented to people for use in conjunction with our free will. God said, "Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth....to you it will be for meat.... And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. (Genesis 1:29-31)

The Lord said ..Afore harvest, when the bud is perfect and the sour grape is ripening in the flower, he shall cut off the sprigs with pruning hooks and take away and cut down the branches. (Isaiah 18:4-5)
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That thou shalt not hold it as a false god, "not lie" about it, "not steal" it and "not covet" it (Ex. 20:1-17). Nowhere in the Bible does it say people cannot grow, possess or smoke cannabis hemp.
I feel safe to say that God does not hate marijuana or its use, and that damnation is not truly one toke away. Am I alone in this revelation?
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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-26-2008, 09:11 PM

Yes! I concur, This holy plant has saved me many times! Praise!
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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-26-2008, 09:19 PM



I find that it allows me to think rationally about my problems with the Lord and Science. I can find my own answers and preserve my faith. I hope all of you out there can find this in it too.

On a side note, I do indeed feel holy when I have smoked. I've had long talks with God. He is a very reasonable and loving person, as is Jesus. He told me that preaching hate and showing detest for our fellow people and creatures of the Earth is unjust and is Satan's foul rationale.
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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-26-2008, 09:30 PM

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This is all very interesting!



I feel safe to say that God does not hate marijuana or its use, and that damnation is not truly one toke away. Am I alone in this revelation?
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Yes! I concur, This holy plant has saved me many times! Praise!
The smell of trolls exceeds the smell of hemp.

Your biblical knowledge is as minute as your drug-addled brains:

Isa:7:1: And it came to pass in the days of Ahaz the son of Jotham, the son of Uzziah, king of Judah, that Rezin the king of Syria, and Pekah the son of Remaliah, king of Israel, went up toward Jerusalem to war against it, but could not prevail against it.
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Isa:7:3: Then said the LORD unto Isaiah, Go forth now to meet Ahaz, thou, and Shear-jashub thy son, at the end of the conduit of the upper pool in the highway of the fuller's field;
Isa:7:4: And say unto him, Take heed, and be quiet; fear not, neither be fainthearted for the two tails of these smoking firebrands, for the fierce anger of Rezin with Syria, and of the son of Remaliah.
Isa:7:5: Because Syria, Ephraim, and the son of Remaliah, have taken evil counsel against thee, saying,
Isa:7:6: Let us go up against Judah, and vex it, and let us make a breach therein for us, and set a king in the midst of it, even the son of Tabeal:
Isa:7:7: Thus saith the Lord GOD, It shall not stand, neither shall it come to pass.

Ex:30:1: And thou shalt make an altar to burn incense upon: of shittim wood shalt thou make it.
[…]
Ex:30:7: And Aaron shall burn thereon sweet incense every morning: when he dresseth the lamps, he shall burn incense upon it.
Ex:30:8: And when Aaron lighteth the lamps at even, he shall burn incense upon it, a perpetual incense before the LORD throughout your generations.
Ex:30:9: Ye shall offer no strange incense thereon, nor burnt sacrifice, nor meat offering; neither shall ye pour drink offering thereon.

Friends, all you need is Jesus to get you as high as the heavens! Praise! Glory!

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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-26-2008, 09:35 PM

But we aren't in a stupor, I'm very productive when I'm high. And I feel more connected to the Lord and His Son when I smoke. I think in all my conversations with God, sober or otherwise, he would have mentioned some distaste for my marijuana use.

And also, nothing in those quotes specifically mentions that I cannot use marijuana. It seems to be referring directly to a specific event which does not encompass the use of pot.

And I believe "smoking firebrand" was a reference to temperament, don't you agree? I think you're taking the imagery too literally.
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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-26-2008, 09:40 PM

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But we aren't in a stupor, I'm very productive when I'm high. And I feel more connected to the Lord and His Son when I smoke. I think in all my conversations with God, sober or otherwise, he would have mentioned some distaste for my marijuana use.

And also, nothing in those quotes specifically mentions that I cannot use marijuana. It seems to be referring directly to a specific event which does not encompass the use of pot.

And I believe "smoking firebrand" was a reference to temperament, don't you agree? I think you're taking the imagery too literally.
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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-26-2008, 09:41 PM

Talitha has censored me. Am I not allowed to share my opinion? I thought this was an open forum for Christian discussion. Simply because I dissent and want to share my different thoughts and ways my words are DELETED?

THIS, is blasphemy. I have been shut down by my fellow brothers in Christ. God save you all.
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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-26-2008, 09:45 PM

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Talitha has censored me. Am I not allowed to share my opinion? I thought this was an open forum for Christian discussion. Simply because I dissent and want to share my different thoughts and ways my words are DELETED?

THIS, is blasphemy. I have been shut down by my fellow brothers in Christ. God save you all.
They say that MaryJohanna causes a person to suffer from all sorts of mental delusions. You seem to be having them yourself, friend.
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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-26-2008, 10:04 PM

I was definitely wrong there, as I saw that my post HAD been deleted. I'll pass it off as a forum glitch.


I'm perfectly sober. I suffer no delusions.
You are still rejecting my words. You people are full of hate, and God will turn you away for your conniving acts. You are the devil here, not any of those that you hate. Your brainwashing and preaching that is so full of holes and double-standards is a pervasive epidemic that has been raping Man of his reason for far too long, and now that the 21st Century is here, you are all watching your weak foundations crumble.

Enjoy what's left of your vestigial excuse for "religion" (and what is really a cult) and enjoy your eternity in hell.
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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-26-2008, 10:09 PM

You are all Filth, Absolute Filth. You Infest the minds of these lads with Puke filled Disgust.
Your words are Shaded and Jagged, Your Truth is None.

I Hope you are prepared.
Your arms and "weapons" of intellect ready.
Your "Forum of God" Is about to be shared to the Worst Cyberterrorism Sites on the internet, And they will knock Hard.
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I was definitely wrong there, as I saw that my post HAD been deleted. I'll pass it off as a forum glitch.


I'm perfectly sober. I suffer no delusions.
You are still rejecting my words. You people are full of hate, and God will turn you away for your conniving acts. You are the devil here, not any of those that you hate. Your brainwashing and preaching that is so full of holes and double-standards is a pervasive epidemic that has been raping Man of his reason for far too long, and now that the 21st Century is here, you are all watching your weak foundations crumble.

Enjoy what's left of your vestigial excuse for "religion" (and what is really a cult) and enjoy your eternity in hell.
There are no Forum Glitches here friend. We use the very latest version of the JesOS Operating system. Remember, Jesus does not have glitches.

If I thought your arguments were valid I would certainly give Praise to your ingenuity. However, you start to throw hissy-fits as soon as questioned.
Perhaps it would have been better if you'd started in the Introduction Forum to tell us about yourself instead of trying to be a Troll.



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I Hope you are prepared.
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Your "Forum of God" Is about to be shared to the Worst Cyberterrorism Sites on the internet, And they will knock Hard.
Prepare yourself Spinepiffleed Fools.

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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-27-2008, 11:48 PM

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This is all very interesting!



I feel safe to say that God does not hate marijuana or its use, and that damnation is not truly one toke away. Am I alone in this revelation?
From the verses you quote, I can only assume that you eat marijuana for its nutritional value. One does not "smoke" one's meat, one eats it.

I know of nobody who eats marijuana, do you?

Since you smoke it, you are both breaking secular law (a sin), and destroying a plant created for food (an affront to God).

Enjoy Hell, druggie.
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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-27-2008, 11:52 PM

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You are all Filth, Absolute Filth. You Infest the minds of these lads with Puke filled Disgust.
Your words are Shaded and Jagged, Your Truth is None.

I Hope you are prepared.
Your arms and "weapons" of intellect ready.
Your "Forum of God" Is about to be shared to the Worst Cyberterrorism Sites on the internet, And they will knock Hard.
Prepare yourself Spinepiffleed Fools.

Miss Talitha, you are correct. This is definitely a threat of cyberterrorism. I believe that is a felony under both United States and international law.

Enjoy being butt-raped in PRISON, Janet Morgana. It'll be a nice prelude to an eternity in Hell.
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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-28-2008, 12:17 AM

Only a worthless retard would smoke weeds and do pot bongos. That crap smells worse than a wet cat and the losers that do dope rollers are always smelly and crusted with their own urine and feces with their long hair and their handmade clothes.
Hobos and bums are what they are. Hippies and Goths also roll up that mess and do it before they indulge in Satanic sex rituals. Usually involving cat heads and baby skulls. I've dealt with hundreds of smelly kids hopped up on weed so I have an inside track on how it all goes down.


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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-28-2008, 02:29 AM

Is there a question here? The OP was banned? Can we leave the reefer tokers to ask their questions in their own forums?


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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-29-2008, 04:36 PM

Rev. M, actually, lots of people eat it. Ever heard of "special" brownies? Those are brownies with pot in them. There are several recipes for including pot in several different types of food. And to Zeke, hemp is actually the male plant, which doesn't produce the buds that people smoke.
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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-29-2008, 05:03 PM

Are you still talking about this? This forum is for discussing our commitment to Christ, not your dirty ditch weed.


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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-29-2008, 07:58 PM

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Rev. M, actually, lots of people eat it. Ever heard of "special" brownies? Those are brownies with pot in them. There are several recipes for including pot in several different types of food. And to Zeke, hemp is actually the male plant, which doesn't produce the buds that people smoke.
Sorry, AlexBToklas, a young lady named Fannie who joined my church after being recently Saved told us how her mother (a dope-addled pothead who was executed after eating Fannie's baby brother one night when she had the munchies) made "special" brownies. There's no pot in them. The devil weed is sauteed in butter or oil, then strained out, and the THC-laden butter or oil is used in the brownies.

Nice try.

Nobody eats pot, though a lot of people eat hemp seed (a healthy food, used exactly as God intended).

Smoking and thereby wasting what God gave us for food is blasphemy!


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Default Re: Marijuana is God's Gift to Christianity! - 05-29-2008, 08:44 PM

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Goths also roll up that mess and do it before they indulge in Satanic sex rituals. Usually involving cat heads and baby skulls. I've dealt with hundreds of smelly kids hopped up on weed so I have an inside track on how it all goes down.
You are on the wrong track here, there are far more non-Goth satanists than Goth satanists and besides dope is used so universal that the old stereotypes don't match up anymore, you can find dope anywhere, from schools to offices and everything in between.

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Nobody eats pot, though a lot of people eat hemp seed (a healthy food, used exactly as God intended).
Obviously you never heard about a Space-cake?? a cake were leaves of cannabis are used to "spice" up the cake. Never tried it as I detest any use of drugs (also legal ones like medication, cigarettes and alcohol).
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