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Default Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE - 03-27-2012, 08:37 PM

I've avoided amazon.com and their various local websites for some time now. They've always seemed a little suspicious based on the name - why would someone name a company after a race of feminazis made up by those notorious sodomites the Greeks? No, they've always seemed fishy but I'm SHOCKED to say they're so much worse than I ever imagined.
Not only do they glorify feminazis in their name, allow heathens to mock the Bible without repurcussions and promote bestiality but there is a host of evidence that they are doing Satan's work:

1) They are a COLLECTOR OF FILTH

I don't recommend this exercise but the strong stomached True Christian may want to try - visit the Satan's Entertainment section and choose any item that True Christians have warned about. Then go to Amazon and search for it. I GUARANTEE Amazon will stock it. Every single perversion noticed by every True Christian of Landover all stockpiled on one website.

1 John 2:15
Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

2) They don't pay sales tax.

Jesus told us to pay taxes:
Romans 13:6-7
For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
and even paid them himself:
Matthew 17:24-25
And when they were come to Capernaum, they that received tribute money came to Peter, and said, Doth not your master pay tribute?
He saith, Yes. And when he was come into the house, Jesus prevented him, saying, What thinkest thou, Simon? of whom do the kings of the earth take custom or tribute? of their own children, or of strangers?
but apparently Amazon dot com feel that they don't need to deduct God's sales tax.

3) They avoid God's language.
If you haven't eaten recently take a look at this. If you're especially strong willed then what about this.

1 Corinthians 14:9
So likewise ye, except ye utter by the tongue words easy to be understood, how shall it be known what is spoken? for ye shall speak into the air.

are you seriously claiming that mess of chink gibberish is easy to understand?

4)They SPY ON COMPUTERS
From what I understand its possible to give a computer cookies to make it remember things. How it eats them I don't know, but thats what they do.
Are you happy with this godless company bribing computers so it can feed your information to FEMA? Are you content that the bunch of feminazi enablers that run this place can monitor your usage of God's Favourite Forum.

5)They recommend pornography.
During the course of this I clicked on the German Amazon site. It knew my name - probably someone had given it a cookie once - and said it had recommendations for me. When I clicked I was DELUGED with adverts for porn DVDVs. It barely recommended anything else! Do you want your children accidentally clicking on this site and it recommending they watch "***** girls getting *****" (I've blanked out some words as this is a family forum.
Disgusting
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Default Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE - 03-29-2012, 09:15 PM

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I've avoided amazon.com and their various local websites for some time now. They've always seemed a little suspicious based on the name - why would someone name a company after a race of feminazis made up by those notorious sodomites the Greeks? No, they've always seemed fishy but I'm SHOCKED to say they're so much worse than I ever imagined.
Not only do they glorify feminazis in their name, allow heathens to mock the Bible without repurcussions and promote bestiality but there is a host of evidence that they are doing Satan's work:

1) They are a COLLECTOR OF FILTH

I don't recommend this exercise but the strong stomached True Christian may want to try - visit the Satan's Entertainment section and choose any item that True Christians have warned about. Then go to Amazon and search for it. I GUARANTEE Amazon will stock it. Every single perversion noticed by every True Christian of Landover all stockpiled on one website.

1 John 2:15
Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

2) They don't pay sales tax.

Jesus told us to pay taxes:
Romans 13:6-7
For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
and even paid them himself:
Matthew 17:24-25
And when they were come to Capernaum, they that received tribute money came to Peter, and said, Doth not your master pay tribute?
He saith, Yes. And when he was come into the house, Jesus prevented him, saying, What thinkest thou, Simon? of whom do the kings of the earth take custom or tribute? of their own children, or of strangers?
but apparently Amazon dot com feel that they don't need to deduct God's sales tax.

3) They avoid God's language.
If you haven't eaten recently take a look at this. If you're especially strong willed then what about this.

1 Corinthians 14:9
So likewise ye, except ye utter by the tongue words easy to be understood, how shall it be known what is spoken? for ye shall speak into the air.

are you seriously claiming that mess of chink gibberish is easy to understand?

4)They SPY ON COMPUTERS
From what I understand its possible to give a computer cookies to make it remember things. How it eats them I don't know, but thats what they do.
Are you happy with this godless company bribing computers so it can feed your information to FEMA? Are you content that the bunch of feminazi enablers that run this place can monitor your usage of God's Favourite Forum.

5)They recommend pornography.
During the course of this I clicked on the German Amazon site. It knew my name - probably someone had given it a cookie once - and said it had recommendations for me. When I clicked I was DELUGED with adverts for porn DVDVs. It barely recommended anything else! Do you want your children accidentally clicking on this site and it recommending they watch "***** girls getting *****" (I've blanked out some words as this is a family forum.
Disgusting
How do you know this? Amazon.com is a website where you buy books. It isn't satanic, whatsoever.


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Default Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE - 03-30-2012, 12:15 AM

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How do you know this? Amazon.com is a website where you buy books. It isn't satanic, whatsoever.
Get over it, Angelo. Not only do they promote Satanism but faggotry (you can decide which is worse).

http://www.amazon.com/Franco-America.../dp/B0043054OA


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Get over it, Angelo. Not only do they promote Satanism but faggotry (you can decide which is worse).

http://www.amazon.com/Franco-America.../dp/B0043054OA
It doesn't matter which one is worse. Its still a normal website that sells books. It seems to me that you have a problem with it...


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Default Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE - 03-30-2012, 02:31 AM

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It doesn't matter which one is worse. Its still a normal website that sells books. It seems to me that you have a problem with it...
Of COURSE she has a problem with it, as does Miss Moore, as do I, and anyone who wants to avoid inviting demonic spirits into their home via the tubes of the internet from the Amazon headquarters!


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Default Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE - 03-31-2012, 02:34 PM

Ma'am, didn't you mean to say "Satan's Whorehouse?" That's what Pastor always call it
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Default Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE - 04-17-2012, 04:23 AM

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From what I understand its possible to give a computer cookies to make it remember things. How it eats them I don't know, but thats what they do.
I'm trying to understand how you have enough brain cells to live...


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I'm trying to understand how you have enough brain cells to live...
Wow, that whole thing in your introduction about being civil really went far, didn't it?


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Default Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE - 04-17-2012, 04:44 AM

I was looking for plumbing repair supplies and you wouldn't believe the kind of results I got when I searched for a common C-ring. I'm sticking to ACE hardware where you can go and get advice in person when you need something special for your plumbing.


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From what I understand its possible to give a computer cookies to make it remember things. How it eats them I don't know, but thats what they do.
I have conclusive evidence that this is true!

I visited the Amazon.com and then immediately inspected my entire computer. When I turned the keyboard upside down, crumbs fell out!

I recommend any True Christians investigating the Amazon.com disconnect their keyboards from their computers before performing a search there!



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I have conclusive evidence that this is true!

I visited the Amazon.com and then immediately inspected my entire computer. When I turned the keyboard upside down, crumbs fell out!

I recommend any True Christians investigating the Amazon.com disconnect their keyboards from their computers before performing a search there!
Probably because you're a slob


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Probably because you're a slob
What absolute nonsense.

For a start, even if Bob4God was a slob (which he isn't - Bob4God is a True Christian and knows Isaiah 1:16) Mrs Bob4God vacuums the computer regurlarly, I am sure.

His explanation is clearly correct. I had my neighbour clean out my computer and then tried his suggestion. With no cookie crumbs in the keyboard and no chance of getting more as it was disconnected do you know what happened? Amazon.com REFUSED TO LET ME TYPE ANYTHING.

That's right, without its bribe of cookies, Amazon refused to work. Fortunately God will smite this gluttonous site and send it to poverty (Proverbs 23:21).


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1. a large cask for wine, beer, or ale.
2. any cask or barrel.
3. any of various units of capacity, usually considered equal to two hogsheads.
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Long story short, I do some home brewing, and the plug at the bottom was worn out, so I was looking for a new one online...


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Default Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE - 04-17-2012, 04:35 PM

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Long story short, I do some home brewing, and the plug at the bottom was worn out, so I was looking for a new one online...
How large a butt plug did you need? I understand there are several sizes, depending upon the capacity of your butt.

And why do I always read the title of this thread as "SATAN'S WHOREHOUSE"?


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Default Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE - 04-18-2012, 04:33 PM

The recommendations are coded in to see what people are mostly buying, so that basically shows what the Germans are like....
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Default Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE - 04-18-2012, 05:03 PM

More anti German racism. What is it with atheists and intolerance of Germans?
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The recommendations are coded in to see what people are mostly buying, so that basically shows what the Germans are like....
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Default Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE - 04-13-2014, 11:31 AM

They actually show items based on your HISTORY so someone not saying any peculiar names or such and such must have searched for a certain something for entertainment(That is vile.) or certain "Research Purposes".

Commonly thought to be named for cookie crumbs... small bits of information left behind. Here's the real deal:

"There is a little method websites use for a variety of purposes (primarily to see if you have been to their website before), that uses a tiny file that has been termed a "cookie". Various theories have been put forth as to why they are called cookies. It appears that the one that has the most credence is this: in the early 1970s a group of programmers working at Xerox came up with an idea for storing a bit of information on another computer. Programmers can be very strange people at times. The action of tracing these little files back to their original source is also referred to as following a trail of cookie crumbs.

But what are these files, and why do websites use them? Are they safe to keep around?

Way back in the infancy of the World Wide Web, roughly 10 - 12 years ago, the people who made the standard for the Web proposed a way to have websites "remember" certain information about the last time you were at that site. This information may have included things like if you had bought something, your username so you didn't have to log in all the time, and maybe even your contact information so you didn't have to type it in every time you wanted to buy something. Cookies were touted as your friend, a real time saver to the customer.

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Default Re: Amazon.com - SATAN'S WAREHOUSE - 04-13-2014, 06:05 PM

Are people really this stupid? Do we not understand others languages? God's love should be spread around the world.

Cookies are not literal. Just like your brains.

Anyways, I hear vibrators are nice there, good for any priests wanting to molest innocent children
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Are people really this stupid? Do we not understand others languages? God's love should be spread around the world.
My mom always says that I am not stupid but that I am special. My Pastor always says that people who say God is all about love are liars and that they ignore Proverbs 6:16-19 and a lot of other things in the Bible. I asked my Pastor for some time to study the Bible but my Pastor told me digging him a new pool was also very important.


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