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Proof Atheist scum really believe in Jesus -
09-17-2007, 06:06 PM
I have this acquaintance from my Missionary Days in Sin Fransissyco. I’ll call him “Bob L”; he is a secular atheist so in other words a butt banging homer moonbat liberal. Still, my love for Jesus drives me to the hope that Bob L will come to Jesus in time so I correspond with him.
We were discussing how atheists really believe in Jesus deep down inside. Naturally Bob L refused to admit it. I pointed out how he prays to God all the time, for instance when he says “God d---n it!” when stubs his toe.
Bob L wrote me this reply
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BJ,
Yes, you finally found me out. Now I understand why they made you a supervisor there, off in Iowa.
Here is the prayer I say every morning BJ:
"Oh invisible sky king whom people tell you exist but I think they are yanking my chain.
Well invisible sky king, witness me perform the correct magical ritual so I can ask you not to actively conspire to hurt or torture me. Since the proper ceremony is performed you are now obligated by your own crazy rules to consider me one of your followers and therefore I am protected from your own insane mode swing and sadistic tendencies.
May all suck up to you, you hypersensitive jerk." Are you satisfied now BJ?
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Right there from the horses mouth you have the atheist prayer. Now my brethren we know why Jesus hasn’t smited the atheists; they pray to Him to stop Him from His wrath.
They next time an atheist dirt bag says God doesn’t exist, show them this.
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Re: Proof Atheist scum really believe in Jesus -
09-17-2007, 06:13 PM
Just like family, just because you love them doesn't mean you have to like them.
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Re: Proof Atheist scum really believe in Jesus -
09-17-2007, 07:46 PM
That's Good News indeed, Brother-Pastor Bobby-Joe!
And here I'd thought all they really Believed in were others of their own "Religion": other athian scum.
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Re: Proof Atheist scum really believe in Jesus -
09-17-2007, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by SUV
That's Good News indeed, Brother-Pastor Bobby-Joe!
And here I'd thought all they really Believed in were others of their own "Religion": other athian scum.
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Well until Jesus guided this Bob L character to send this Divine Revelation I too thought the same thing about atheists dirtbags. Sister Sue. I figured with an atheist “believe” has the same meaning as “biblical knowledge”. So when Bob L told me once “I believe in my mother, but I do not believe in your God” I thought the meaning was obvious enough.
While this does show the Power of Faith in action I may owe Bob L an apology.
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Re: Proof Atheist scum really believe in Jesus -
09-18-2007, 10:59 PM
That "prayer" most likely was written down in sarcasm, Bobby Joe. Just thought I'd point that out.
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Re: Proof Atheist scum really believe in Jesus -
09-19-2007, 02:16 AM
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That "prayer" most likely was written down in sarcasm, Bobby Joe. Just thought I'd point that out.
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Well that is obvious enough. I mean leave to an atheist pray to Jesus in a sarcastic tone.
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Re: Proof Atheist scum really believe in Jesus -
09-22-2007, 05:38 PM
LOL! When I stub my toe, I shout "By the Hammer of Thor!" It's all a matter of conditioning!
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09-22-2007, 10:49 PM
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LOL! When I stub my toe, I shout "By the Hammer of Thor!" It's all a matter of conditioning!
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I thought it was "By Grabthar's hammer" with you Trekies.
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Re: Proof Atheist scum really believe in Jesus -
09-22-2007, 10:54 PM
It is impossible to not believe in God- just look at all the abundant evidence that he has given to prove that he exists (if God doesn't exist who wrote the Bible?!?!). Atheists just choose to not believe in God to anger him and their family/society.
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Re: Proof Atheist scum really believe in Jesus -
09-25-2007, 12:24 AM
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I thought it was "By Grabthar's hammer" with you Trekies.
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LOL! No, Trekkies shout "Dor-sho-gha!" or "ghuy'cha'!"
Trekkers just talk like normal people, not that Bible thumpers would know what that's like.
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Re: Proof Atheist scum really believe in Jesus -
09-25-2007, 11:28 AM
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Re: Proof Atheist scum really believe in Jesus -
10-18-2007, 05:19 AM
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That is so poetically deep, I just had to give you some rep points.
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