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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 10-29-2013, 11:50 PM

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I've already give you some examples that prove the reliability and credibility of the Holy Bible. Kindly read the responses people offer you. To ignore them is rude. People are taking precious time out of their busy days to answer your questions. The least you could do is show some courtesy and read them.
Look what you gave me were not real examples and I explained that to you I mean seriously Man did not scientifically know that a man and woman can make a baby? Animals know that! Something does not just pop into an animals head telling them how to mate thats not possible its instinct and it has been that way for Hundreds of MILLIONS of years and Radiometric dating and carbon dating and whole bunch of other ways we know that. You can just believe in something and call it proof, you believe in gravity and thats not why it works in fact its quite the contrary. If you want to babble on and on and say oh well the bible is 100% true because well the bible says so. Little Red Riding Hood states that she is real so she must be that is your logic there is no other way of putting it I mean look back on what you really said. If you want to reject reality and substitute your own go ahead but at least admit it.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 10-29-2013, 11:51 PM

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Look what you gave me were not real examples and I explained that to you I mean seriously Man did not scientifically know that a man and woman can make a baby? Animals know that! Something does not just pop into an animals head telling them how to mate thats not possible its instinct and it has been that way for Hundreds of MILLIONS of years and Radiometric dating and carbon dating and whole bunch of other ways we know that. You can just believe in something and call it proof, you believe in gravity and thats not why it works in fact its quite the contrary. If you want to babble on and on and say oh well the bible is 100% true because well the bible says so. Little Red Riding Hood states that she is real so she must be that is your logic there is no other way of putting it I mean look back on what you really said. If you want to reject reality and substitute your own go ahead but at least admit it.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 10-30-2013, 05:03 AM

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Look what you gave me were not real examples and I explained that to you I mean seriously Man did not scientifically know that a man and woman can make a baby? Animals know that! Something does not just pop into an animals head telling them how to mate thats not possible its instinct and it has been that way for Hundreds of MILLIONS of years and Radiometric dating and carbon dating and whole bunch of other ways we know that. You can just believe in something and call it proof, you believe in gravity and thats not why it works in fact its quite the contrary. If you want to babble on and on and say oh well the bible is 100% true because well the bible says so. Little Red Riding Hood states that she is real so she must be that is your logic there is no other way of putting it I mean look back on what you really said. If you want to reject reality and substitute your own go ahead but at least admit it.
Having read through your posts it would appear, to me anyway, that you have had very little, or no, schooling. Having a grasp of basic grammar and diction would enable you to made more cohesive and, to be frank, comprehensible posts.

I have tried to fathom what point you are attempting to make and, to be perfectly honest, find myself at a loss.

Maybe if you spent less time drooling over gay internet porn and a bit more time reading a Bible, KJV 1611, people would actually be able to make sense of your mindless babble.

I will pray that you see the error of your ways and heed God's call.

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 10-30-2013, 05:56 AM

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Man did not scientifically know that a man and woman can make a baby?
Scientists once thought men deposited fully developed, but very tiny, miniature babies into the woman to be gestated for nine months. This theory of the homunculus is but one of many scientific theories that have been rejected over the many years. However, nothing in the Holy Bible has been rejected by True Christians™ because the LORD is infallible, unlike science.

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If you don't know the difference between the procreative act and the scientific explanation of what the procreative act does, then you my friend, need very desperately to go back to school.

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If you want to babble on and on and say oh well the bible is 100% true because well the bible says so. Little Red Riding Hood states that she is real so she must be that is your logic there is no other way of putting it I mean look back on what you really said. If you want to reject reality and substitute your own go ahead but at least admit it.
That's not what I said. Reading comprehension is a valuable skill, dear.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 10-30-2013, 12:43 PM

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Look what you gave me were not real examples and I explained that to you I mean seriously Man did not scientifically know that a man and woman can make a baby? Animals know that! Something does not just pop into an animals head telling them how to mate thats not possible its instinct and it has been that way for Hundreds of MILLIONS of years and Radiometric dating and carbon dating and whole bunch of other ways we know that. You can just believe in something and call it proof, you believe in gravity and thats not why it works in fact its quite the contrary. If you want to babble on and on and say oh well the bible is 100% true because well the bible says so. Little Red Riding Hood states that she is real so she must be that is your logic there is no other way of putting it I mean look back on what you really said. If you want to reject reality and substitute your own go ahead but at least admit it.
Animals don't know anything, fool. They use instinct.

Little Red Riding Hood is not God, so why should we listen to her over the word of our omniscient creator?

God created isotopes in mid-decay to build an incriminating paper trail for egregious sinners who question His word. On the Day of Judgment all God has to do is pull out some sinner's doctoral thesis, or a subscription to Science Magazine, and the endless barbecuing of their soul can commence immediately.

The only reason I can imagine someone rejecting the scriptures is if they had an insatiable need to be sodomized. Is this what you are all about?


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As we are currently discussing Why Atheists are so miserable, I have decided to start this new thread - to continue my '101 Reasons' Series with '101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG'.

Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!

Reason No. 2 - Evil-ution from Monkeys!

If we really evolved from monkeys, why do monkeys STILL exist? Surely they would've evolved too? And why don't we have tails or swing from trees or speak in monkey-talk? These atheists must be pretty deluded to believe such nonsense!

Reason No. 3 - The 'Big Bang'

Atheists believe there was a 'Big Bang' which created the Earth and the Universe and all things?? Well, what created the 'Big Bang'?? And what was there before it 'banged'??? Ask ANY atheist - they won't be able to answer you! Why? Because God created the 'Big Bang'! And then went on to create the Earth and everything in just 6 days! Praise Jesus!

Reason No. 4 - Dinosaurs

Most dumb atheists believe that man and dinosaurs didn't inhabit the Earth at the same time. However, we know this to be a LIE! Didn't Noah ride dinosaurs onto the Ark? Aren't Dinosaurs mentioned throughout the Bible?

Checkmate - Atheist!


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Goodness me! What infallible reasons! Oh wait… ._. Let's walk through.

Reason Number 1!
So now, let's see! So God wrote the Bible? Wow! But that's been changed a lot, too… And where is the proof HE wrote it and not some christian monks? You have no proof whatsoever that god wrote it, and by saying he did without providing ANY EVIDENCE, is just plain idiocy. You blindly cling to what your parents taught you, without any backup of facts.

Reason Number 2!
Well, let me explain. Evolution's concept shows that an animal evolves when it has to. This means that it needs certain characteristics to continue surviving in its region. Can you put the logic to this? Each species of monkey evolved from a common ancestor, and gradually spread to several areas of the world. Each area had different conditions, and therefore the monkeys in that area needed different traits to survive. So they evolved those traits, and ended up being different from their brethren in other areas of the world. If you want more explanation, please ask. I would be more than happy to explain

Reason Number 3!
The truth is, no one knows what happened with the Big Bang and all. I don't know how it got there, if it's a reliable theory, etc. But let me ask you something which has always seemed to leave theists grasping at straws: What was there before god? Was god just "always there?" How did he get there? Please provide arguments for this, I can disprove every one.

Reason Number 4!
First off. Provide proof. If you look into this matter even slightly, you can find tons of evidence that they did not. Dinosaur bones have only been found deep in layers of dirt. That is because gradually earth has covered them up over a LONG TIME. Human bones, even those from the earliest humans found, are much higher up than any dinosaur. Hence, humans only appeared long after Dinosaurs. If you don't accept that, then I have more. If dinosaurs had inhabited the earth with us, they would have killed us off easily. Reasons: Dinosaurs are much faster and stronger than humans, and sufficiently equipped to kill humans off with ease. Early human technology could simply not match such predatory beasts. Not saying all the dinosaurs were predators, but the ones that were would have easily sufficed to kill us off. Another reason: Dinosaurs required much more heat to sustain themselves, as they were cold-blooded and gigantic. The temperature of the earth in the past 10000 years could easily kill them off almost instantly, so why would God bother creating them? If this does not satisfy your ignorant minds, then I have nothing more to say.

I have disproved a lot of arguments like this, but this argument has possibly been the easiest ever. You provide no evidence of anything whatsoever and blindly cling to what your parents taught you as a child. I feel bad for you guys, it's like you're blind and deaf to the real world.
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Sorry, bad choice of words on reason 2. Let me re-explain, just changing the format of one sentence.

Well, let me explain. Evolution's concept shows that an animal evolves when it has to. This means that it needs certain characteristics to continue surviving in its region. Can you put the logic to this? Each species of monkey evolved from a common ancestor, because the ancestor species gradually spread to several areas of the world. Each area had different conditions, and therefore the population in that area needed different traits to survive. So they (each area's population) evolved those traits, and ended up being different from their brethren in other areas of the world. If you want more explanation, please ask. I would be more than happy to explain
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You respond in this way only because you have no way of backing up these theories or disproving what I said, so you draw attention away from that fact in the hopes that no one will notice. Please, provide some REAL feedback, and not this rubbish. Go ahead, provide some STONE HARD evidence for your argument. Convince me to be religious.
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You respond in this way only because you have no way of backing up these theories or disproving what I said, so you draw attention away from that fact in the hopes that no one will notice. Please, provide some REAL feedback, and not this rubbish. Go ahead, provide some STONE HARD evidence for your argument. Convince me to be religious.
There is no convincing those who have hardened their hearts from the Truth. You've clearly refused to read this thread, where all your silly, sophomoric "points" have already been addressed. We can only conclude that you are not seeking information but a fight. You won't find fighting here, dear, as we are lovers of peace and truth.



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Evolution's concept shows that an animal evolves when it has to.
That's simply not true. Everything is left to chance. Basically the concept of evolution is everything dies off that does not by chance mutate in a way that is ideal for its particular ecosystem.

If you don't believe me, go to one of your precious Jesus-hating science forums and post the sentence in red above and see the reaction you get.


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Our evidence is the complete and unreserved backing of the Creator of all the things you denigrate, so please watch your mouth and your manners or you'll be asked to leave.

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Look boy, you come here and think you can circumvent the guidelines of our Pastors by jumping in and repeating tired atheist mantras rather than introducing yourself first.

Do you have no manners or sense of civility? Why do you atheistic haters of God think you're better than everyone else?




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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 01-08-2014, 08:51 PM

I am not part of a Jesus Hating Science forum, so sorry. I am open to your arguments and will defend my side as best I can, I find it a good mental exercise. Also, let me answer you Zach. Evolution does not happen by chance. A certain organism that is not adapted to suit its environment WILL DIE, usually before reproduction. Therefore, only the ones most adapted will live to reproduce and pass down their favorable genes, resulting in a gradual change in the organisms of a population from generation to generation. Hope it helps!
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 01-08-2014, 08:56 PM

When did I say I was better? And by the way, if they're tried and atheistic answers, try disproving them. Stop dodging the bullet and please come up with some real facts, which you seem dismally absent of.
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When did I say I was better?
You implied it by not doing as everyone is expected to do, as if somehow you are above everyone else.

Try searching our forums to find ALL of your arguments eloquently blown out of the water. Do you think you are the first God-hating scum to come here and think you can best us by repeating those things you read in secular books? Boy, please...




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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 01-08-2014, 09:14 PM

Ok then. My arguments are null, according to you. Ok, ok. But if it's so easy to disprove, why has no one bothered to explain to my simple mind the no doubt amazing counter-arguments? I suggest you try to counter it instead of sitting here, remarking upon me, and SAYING my argument is easy to disprove. If it's so easy, then do it. Seriously. Do it. I'm waiting.

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Ok then. My arguments are null, according to you. Ok, ok. But if it's so easy to disprove, why has no one bothered to explain to my simple mind the no doubt amazing counter-arguments? I suggest you try to counter it instead of sitting here, remarking upon me, and SAYING my argument is easy to disprove. If it's so easy, then do it. Seriously. Do it. I'm waiting.
Jesus has warned us about guys like you:

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

1 Corinthians 1:19-21
19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.

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Ok then. My arguments are null, according to you. Ok, ok. But if it's so easy to disprove, why has no one bothered to explain to my simple mind the no doubt amazing counter-arguments? I suggest you try to counter it instead of sitting here, remarking upon me, and SAYING my argument is easy to disprove. If it's so easy, then do it. Seriously. Do it. I'm waiting.

Also, please explain to me the ad I see on the top of this page. How will liking a group a greed-filled corporate website enhance my connection to god? All I see is a way for you to get money.
Do you have no idea how to use the search features here? You are typical of today's spoiled brats who expect to be spoon fed. Get off your butt and do a search, boy. Why should we rewrite the same things over and over and over?




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Goodness me! What infallible reasons! Oh wait… ._. Let's walk through.

Reason Number 1!
So now, let's see! So God wrote the Bible? Wow! But that's been changed a lot, too… And where is the proof HE wrote it and not some christian monks? You have no proof whatsoever that god wrote it, and by saying he did without providing ANY EVIDENCE, is just plain idiocy. You blindly cling to what your parents taught you, without any backup of facts.
Your attempts to expose circular reasoning here FAIL completely. You need to brush up on Kurt Gödel's incompleteness theorems to get a handle on things here.

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Reason Number 2!
Well, let me explain. Evolution's concept shows that an animal evolves when it has to. This means that it needs certain characteristics to continue surviving in its region. Can you put the logic to this? Each species of monkey evolved from a common ancestor, and gradually spread to several areas of the world. Each area had different conditions, and therefore the monkeys in that area needed different traits to survive. So they evolved those traits, and ended up being different from their brethren in other areas of the world. If you want more explanation, please ask. I would be more than happy to explain
Your assertion that "an animal evolves when it has to" is missing a vital component of Darwin's flawed "theory". Even though Darwin didn't know anything about DNA, he posited that "chance" mutation explained how evolution took place. So how does a giraffe tell the DNA it needs a longer neck? It's the same old problem here - give a room full of monkey's typewriters and then estimate how long it will take them to write Shakespeare.

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Reason Number 3!
The truth is, no one knows what happened with the Big Bang and all. I don't know how it got there, if it's a reliable theory, etc. But let me ask you something which has always seemed to leave theists grasping at straws: What was there before god? Was god just "always there?" How did he get there? Please provide arguments for this, I can disprove every one.
BIG FAIL here son, of course God was always there - we don't need to explain "how he got there". Add to that the simple matter of Occam's razor and you will see that this is the only explanation.

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Reason Number 4!
First off. Provide proof. If you look into this matter even slightly, you can find tons of evidence that they did not. Dinosaur bones have only been found deep in layers of dirt. That is because gradually earth has covered them up over a LONG TIME. Human bones, even those from the earliest humans found, are much higher up than any dinosaur. Hence, humans only appeared long after Dinosaurs. If you don't accept that, then I have more. If dinosaurs had inhabited the earth with us, they would have killed us off easily. Reasons: Dinosaurs are much faster and stronger than humans, and sufficiently equipped to kill humans off with ease. Early human technology could simply not match such predatory beasts. Not saying all the dinosaurs were predators, but the ones that were would have easily sufficed to kill us off. Another reason: Dinosaurs required much more heat to sustain themselves, as they were cold-blooded and gigantic. The temperature of the earth in the past 10000 years could easily kill them off almost instantly, so why would God bother creating them? If this does not satisfy your ignorant minds, then I have nothing more to say.
For starters, we find dinosaur bones on the surface of the earth all the time so this "idea" that some we might find buried has to be explained some other way.

Dinosaurs may have been stronger than humans, but they were not necessarily faster. If you ever bother to look into the matter of neural transmission speeds you will find that they were slow lumbering beasts - sort of like government under the Democrats. Then you have to consider that our advantage is that God made us infinitely smarter than everything else around. There are plenty of examples of where humans have killed beasts larger and faster than our selves. I count this as another WIN for Jesus.


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I am not part of a Jesus Hating Science forum, so sorry. I am open to your arguments and will defend my side as best I can, I find it a good mental exercise. Also, let me answer you Zach. Evolution does not happen by chance. A certain organism that is not adapted to suit its environment WILL DIE, usually before reproduction. Therefore, only the ones most adapted will live to reproduce and pass down their favorable genes, resulting in a gradual change in the organisms of a population from generation to generation.!

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Originally Posted by GuidingYewty View Post
Sorry, bad choice of words on reason 2. Let me re-explain, just changing the format of one sentence.

Well, let me explain. Evolution's concept shows that an animal evolves when it has to. This means that it needs certain characteristics to continue surviving in its region. Can you put the logic to this? Each species of monkey evolved from a common ancestor, because the ancestor species gradually spread to several areas of the world. Each area had different conditions, and therefore the population in that area needed different traits to survive. So they (each area's population) evolved those traits, and ended up being different from their brethren in other areas of the world.
Sounds random to me. And in any event, your two positions are mutually exclusive. So at this stage No, I can't put the logic to this because you're making opposite claims simultaneously.

It is because we do understand Darwinism that we know it is false.

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If you want more explanation, please ask. I would be more than happy to explain
What condition were the "particles" of "the big bang" in before it was large enough to contain them all?
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