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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
01-02-2015, 04:55 PM
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Women may be interpreting your vast Bible knowledge as arrogance and be turned off. Displaying humility and brokenness tends to be much more attractive.
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You know what I find arrogant? When someone signs up to a forum and instead of introducing themself they post criticism of a longtime member in their very first post.
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
01-02-2015, 05:26 PM
Also, any woman who's interested in a humble, "broken" man is a raddled old feminazi spinster hag that no decent Christian man would touch with a bargepole.
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
01-02-2015, 11:19 PM
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I sometimes think that my faith in Jesus is probably just too strong for most women to be able to meet me on a theological or spiritual level or even be able to demonstrate their suitability as a potential wife.
I’m a very, very Christian guy, and I guess most women are pretty scared off by that amazing knowledge and ability to quote the entire Bible, you know? It seems that women often seem extremely uncomfortable and agitated around me, most likely because of my deep faith. After I have been speaking to a girl for just a few minutes, her eyes will sort of glaze over or she’s looking for the exit and I can just tell that she’s feeling so spiritually inferior that she just cannot carry the conversation forward.
Which is understandable. I am able to speak with absolute authority and for hours about a wide range of Biblical events and Jesus’s love for us all, so it’s not easy for any women to add anything I don’t know.
Whenever I address a woman and begin to develop a theme on one of the many Christian issues I knows so well—such as the historical significance of Haman’s attitude towards Mordecai in Esther, or Jeremiah’s service to King Jehoram—she sees her own faith questioned by these truths and soon starts with fidgeting with cognitive dissonance.
I acknowledged that my imposing Biblical knowledge and quick insights into the meaning of parts of Jesus’s life is likely to cause women to feel insecure about not being as fully Christian as I am, but, to me this female reaction, of what is to them a massively impressive mind, is similar to what happened on occasion to Aquinus or Augustine: the woman can be seen “checking out” of the conversation or attempting, no doubt through anxiety and dread, to escape the intense level of the discussion without delay.
I was my Bible school teacher's favorite student and I keep up with the news on Fox on a daily basis—all facts that seem to constantly leave the young women speechless.
I should probably be more cautious, I suppose, because I can see that my intelligence and knowledge can be a major drawback when meeting women, most of whom are probably looking for a guy with a regrettably basic, almost secular, approach to life—you know, someone more on their level. Sometimes, after taking a girl to a fellow-shipping or Bible discussion at church, you see, I will try to approach her again and she’ll purposefully avoid eye contact with me, just so she doesn’t have to cope with self-consciously contending with my staggering Christian Biblical knowledge.
It’s hard, because I really try my best to make them feel relaxed in the Blood of Christ and say, ‘Hey, look, chill, I’m used to people not being able to keep up with Jesus, and so’s He!’, but that never seems to help. They’re too petrified by then.
I’ll admit that my God-inspired mind can make me appear difficult to even approach, I have even taken to downplaying my desire to draw these young women nearer to God during first dates in order to put them at ease. I’ve done such things such as talking slower or briefly pausing to allow my conversational partner time to get at least some of the information, for example about Salvation, into her head. I know I usually put across at lightning speed but it’s the basics of Christianity right? She should already be there, but she isn’t – usually she’s somewhere else.
Ultimately, however, there is only so much that it is possible to do to dumb down my detailed enthusiasm for The Lord and every single one of His Works.
Recently, for example, I talked to this girl at a bar for half an hour about The Resurrection —quoting verses and telling her about the God/Man nature of Jesus and its apparent transition throughout those three days —you know, making it real easy for her to grasp. Things were going really well, and I was saying a lot of very fascinating stuff, but when I tried to give her a call a few days later, she never picked up or returned my calls.
And it’s like, look, I’m a Christian guy, I like theology, everyone does, right? If you’re struggling with that concept, hey you’re going to struggle with God’s role in a virgin birth and the Parables set against a Hasmodean Dynasty and traditional Jewish thought confronting The Son of God in His Ministry to bring the world to a state of Grace, then, well, you’re on your own.
I agree that at the past few parties I’ve attended, my profound sagacity on matters biblical moved women in the direction of less Christian men.
Regrettably, I sometimes seem mysterious to women with my ability to drop insightful comments and thought-provoking quips, and that drives them right into the arms of complete Atheists because that’s more comfortable for them. You know, the kind of guys who can barely get out the meaning of Genesis or comment on Paul’s Epistle to the Colossians before resorting to asking a girl about her life and job. Hey, you agree don’t you? It’s like, what’s the point? Is that even a conversation?
And this is why I’ve never really had a long term girlfriend, I mean like more than one date or perhaps two if the first one was short, because the girls I tell about my love for Jesus and His love for me and them and everyone, tend to get frustrated with their lack of capacity to meet me on my level. At the end of the day, the problem is that they want to be with me because of my nearness to all things Christian, but they come to see that I’m just too deep.
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Hey Bob, Even been checked for Aspergers Syndrome?
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
01-27-2015, 01:24 PM
maybe chicks don't dig you or you could just have a small wanker
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
01-28-2015, 01:50 PM
If they get scared off by your dedication to Christ, I don't they they even deserve a handsome, clever Christian male like you! You wouldn't want to end up marrying some disobedient feminazi who hasn't accepted Jesus as her Lord!
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
01-28-2015, 02:02 PM
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I also have I hard time meeting a decent woman. It's the same thing every time... She will claim that she too lives for Christ, but yet she will claim that I talk about Christ too much for her, and that the Holy Bible should not be used for EVERY situation. How are you a Christian, but yet talking about Jesus makes you uncomfortable?
You can never have too much Christ; GLORY BE TO GOD
If this cannot be used in certain situations, then those situations are not ones that you need to be in nor should you concern yourself with them.
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Amen to you, good man!
There is no such thing as too much Christ.
If she thinks her time isn't worth talking about Jesus, your time isn't worth talking to a fake Christian wannabe like her!
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
01-28-2015, 03:11 PM
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maybe chicks don't dig you or you could just have a small wanker
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I hesitate to even acknowledge your juvenile statement, but how would these women know anything about Brother Bob's genitals? It's not like he's waving them about. He's not an atheist heathen homosexual.
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
01-28-2015, 03:51 PM
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I hesitate to even acknowledge your juvenile statement
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Indeed, Sister V. The little wanker's infraction should really have been for ignorance of the meaning of the term wanker.
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
01-28-2015, 04:07 PM
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Indeed, Sister V. The little wanker's infraction should really have been for ignorance of the meaning of the term wanker.
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It is a travesty on the forum here when someone reaches out in sincerity asking for help and others make snarky comments.
In this case, we have someone who wants help in his relationships with Christian women. Specifically, why his superior knowledge of the Bible leads to females rejecting him.
Instead of sarcastic remarks, we need to explore kind of problem these women have with men who know the Bible so well. Women need to be taught from a young age to admire men who talk a lot about the Bible.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
01-28-2015, 04:16 PM
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Instead of sarcastic remarks, we need to explore kind of problem these women have with men who know the Bible so well. Women need to be taught from a young age to admire men who talk a lot about the Bible.
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Indeed they should, Brother. Indeed they should. Instead, thanks to Big Sodomy taking over the public schools, parents are encouraged to teach their daughters to act out - to disagree with whatever the authority in the room says, to demand special privileges, to disregard the Will and Plan of God Almighty and gratify their own whimsical impulses. America, Land of the Free will be known as America, Land of the Lesbian if we don't take a stand and take back our children from the public schools.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
01-28-2015, 04:52 PM
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Instead of sarcastic remarks, we need to explore kind of problem these women have with men who know the Bible so well. Women need to be taught from a young age to admire men who talk a lot about the Bible.
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Spot on, Mr Mayor, Sir! This discussion started off so well, with genuinely helpful suggestions and then degenerated into vile abuse with the arrival of the usual suspects (the unsaved).
To get back to the practicalities here, I would like to repeat my husband's suggestion that Bob should abandon his search for a girlfriend and instead look for a wife. Just one or two meetings, supervised by a Pastor and/or a male relative of the young lady, should be enough for him to make up his mind. Job done!
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
02-04-2015, 02:43 AM
Maybe you should bring up your vast biblical knowledge on the 2nd or 3rd date, because they clearly can't handle your intellect. If they leave on the third date, hold off till the fourth date the next time.
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
02-04-2015, 04:44 AM
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Maybe you should bring up your vast biblical knowledge on the 2nd or 3rd date, because they clearly can't handle your intellect. If they leave on the third date, hold off till the fourth date the next time.
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Really, it's the fault of the girls he has dated. They should be trained from their mother's knee to listen and consider themselves very fortunate to be in the presence of a young man who knows well the Bible.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
02-04-2015, 05:33 AM
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Really, it's the fault of the girls he has dated. They should be trained from their mother's knee to listen and consider themselves very fortunate to be in the presence of a young man who knows well the Bible.
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Mayor this is a good point. I wouldn't advise any of my sons to play coy with potential wives when it comes to unconditional love for and an unquenchable desire to serve Jesus. If a girl cannot handle the LORD's close proximity to their lives, then she simply isn't good enough for my little men.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
02-06-2015, 09:07 PM
Too bad you don't have the natural God given sex appeal of the American negro! Back in my heathen days I had to beat the women off me with a stick. Blonde, buxom girls couldn't get enough of me.
Now I have renounced all forms of fornication and miscegenation of course as I work my way to being a True Christian Negro.
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
04-30-2015, 02:41 AM
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I should ban you from this godly forum just for your abysmal spelling.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
05-29-2015, 04:00 PM
Womans nowadays scream for "alpha" males. But when they get their first beating by a Christian "alpha" male they run to some liberal beta bodybuilder that has small nuts from the steroids. It's a farce.
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
06-07-2015, 07:20 PM
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If they get scared off by your dedication to Christ, I don't they they even deserve a handsome, clever Christian male like you! You wouldn't want to end up marrying some disobedient feminazi who hasn't accepted Jesus as her Lord!
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varg vikernes should've burned more than filthy churches, because that's what we atheist eskimos like to do. That and annal sex.
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Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians! -
06-08-2015, 06:22 AM
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varg vikernes should've burned more than filthy churches, because that's what we atheist eskimos like to do. That and annal sex.
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