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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-23-2013, 09:31 PM
People who whistle on the Sabbath
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-24-2013, 08:49 PM
I am SO offended by how the flamersexuals use one of God's most spectacular creations, the rainbow, as a universal symbol of their so-called "gay pride" (such an oxymormon!):
No doubt those interior-decorating fags sought to mock the LORD's choice of adornment (Revelation 4:2-3) by stealing it for their own perverted use.
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12-25-2013, 08:44 PM
This new communistic, queer-loving pope has Me all enraged. He's worse than the last one.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-26-2013, 10:30 AM
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This new communistic, queer-loving pope has Me all enraged. He's worse than the last one.
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I think it's so cool how were offended by the same things!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-27-2013, 12:49 PM
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I think it's so cool how were offended by the same things!
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Of course I feel the same as Jesus! But I'd like to elaborate.
I am terribly offended and infuriated at the way the homosexualwise agenda is being forced on decent, God fearing Christians.
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-28-2013, 07:24 AM
I am offended by Michael Bolton's car commercials. Lord Jesus, if you're still around, please make them stop.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-28-2013, 07:32 AM
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I am offended by Michael Bolton's car commercials. Lord Jesus, if you're still around, please make them stop.
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My mother asked me the other day why they didn't choose someone who could sing for those commercials. I laughed heartily, and told her I just didn't know, but that she had a good point.
I began booming out Rock Of Ages in my resonant bass voice to help my dear mother recover from the audial assault she had suffered.
I find I am increasingly offended by anything that does not overtly glorify Jesus in some way. This cesspool of a world is going to hell and I want no part of it, save my fellowship with True Christians™.
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And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-30-2013, 07:39 AM
I am so offended by that satanic "Doge" meme. Disgusting. Whoever made that demonic little thing will have an eternity in hell!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-30-2013, 07:49 AM
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I am so offended by that satanic "Doge" meme. Disgusting. Whoever made that demonic little thing will have an eternity in hell!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-14-2014, 02:46 PM
WHO PUT THIS IN MAILBOX!?!??
You think it's funny? Just so you know I have handed it over to the DoF and it's under investigation!!
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02-14-2014, 08:12 PM
I'm offended by all of the Satanist trolls who are trying to invade the forums with their evil.
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02-19-2014, 12:58 AM
That shameless Danica Patrick is still fornicating her way thru the Nascar field.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-19-2014, 11:57 PM
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I'm offended by all of the Satanist trolls who are trying to invade the forums with their evil.
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It seems we have been getting a real surge of them recently
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02-20-2014, 05:53 AM
Behold the foul imp on this poor fellow's back, trying to coax open his recalcitrant anus with a devious satanic mind-trick! I have never been more aghast than I am at this moment.
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02-20-2014, 04:48 PM
Obama offends me. His dirty hands is driving so many into the arms of satan. I am sure God has a plan for him that won't be pretty.
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02-20-2014, 07:26 PM
Just heard that woman play hockey in olympia games.
I think it is really short sighted of Putin to ban gays but still allow woman to play hockey. That is like keeping a backdoor open for lesbians and sooner or later gays will go threw the same door.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-21-2014, 04:17 AM
The blaring of that strange thing Mexicans call "music" at the supermarket. It honestly gives me a headache.
Why can't they play good American music?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-21-2014, 10:21 AM
A entire thread to complain about everything in your lives that offends you? Don't Christians complain enough? This can't be mentally healthy!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-21-2014, 10:34 AM
I'm offended by atheists complaining that Christians complain too much.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
02-23-2014, 05:00 PM
The "gay rights" protest just down the street... *eye twitch*
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